HOLD THE HELL UP!!!

CHUCK NORRIS COULD KICK ANYBODY BUTT. ALL HE HAS TO DO IS ONE ROUND HOUSE KICK AND EVERYBODY DIES! SUPERMAN IS NOT FAST ENOUGH FOR A KICK LIKE THAT!

TRUE FACT ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS
WHEN CHUCK GOES TO TAKE SHOWERS, WATER DOESN’T WET HIM, WATER GETS CHUCKED NORRIS