Superman vs Batman

Batman would so-have a Bat Missile Defence Gadget in his utility belt. I don’t care what Superman says!

And here’s a rather cool “trailer” for a Superman and Batman film. Now, that I’d like to see! It’s a fan film and not in production, but it’s done really well.

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123 thoughts on “Superman vs Batman”

  1. I just watched Batman Begins on DVD. I saw it in the cinema first time around, bought the DVD shortly after it came out and only now got around to watching it. Still a great film, and I can’t wait for the next installment!

  2. Batman 2 is not out untill 2008! 🙁
    It’s going to be the Dark Knight vs The Joker with Heath Ledger playing the Joker. Can anyone else play the joker besides from Jack Nicholson? I doubt it…


    1. Lol, Man of Steel you are HILARIOUS! I’m not biased, I dislike both, BUT HOW IS IT that Superman who apparantly is indestructable (as all you superman fans who have a gay crush on him say) STILL manages to lose and be in peril. If he is supposedly as incredible as you make him out to be, why aren’t his comics only one page long? Oh by the way, DC has officially announced before Batman would beat Superman. I mean for gods sake a ROCK is all it takes to beat him. Batman would win hands down (by the way I’m a marvel guy just tired of hearing all you superman lovers defend him). Just admit that your man crush would lose. I admit that my favorite superhero spiderman would lose to plenty of superheroes so why can’t you?

  4. With time to prepare Batman would wipe the floor with superman. He lkie a thousand times smarter than the man of steel.

  5. You are all a bunch of idiots you don;t have anything better to do than sit at your computers and write mess like this. Superman is an idiotic moron he would never defeat batman, even with his power batman would find a way to defeat him.

    1. batman isn’t just a brain. and if superman could kill batman so fast then how he never killed him in all the fights they were in.

  6. Batman already defeated Superman in frank millers graphic novel “The Dark Knight Returns” and Batman was 55 years old. Superman doesnt age cause he is cheap like that, and Superman was the one that started the damn fight and got his ass kicked. The Soviets launch a a-bomb at USA, superman redirects the thing into a desert and it blows up in his face, the explosion kicks sand into the air blocking the sun, superman gets all fucked up and looks like a zombie. Some how he gets most of his power back eventually, and takes on Batman cause, batman starts to go senil and is killing the villians (like joker, and a gang leader) Batman makes a deal with the Green Arrow and batman goes out to fight superman in crime alley(the place his parents died) Batman shoots hunter missiles at superman that knock him around and he starts unloading sonic bursts at the bitch. superman rips the batmobile apart(which is a kick ass tank) and batman start kicking his ass with this strength suit. Superman starts killing batman then Green Arrow shoots a kryptonite arrow at him and batman starts feeding the bitch punches and eventually it gets to a point of batman about to break the Man of Steels neck. instead of killing him he lets him live to remember that Batman was the only one that could defeat him, Batman then has a heartattack from a pill he took a hour ago (later you learn it was to fake his death so people would leave him the fuck alone)

  7. lmfao ok so IF a giant missile blows up in his face AND THEN of course blocks out the sun?!?! then….. no i just cant see it… theres no way batman could win. even if he somehow was able to get kriptonite (sp?) out before superman bashed his face in, or freeze him with his breath, or fuckin wreck him with his vision orrrrr hit him with a fuckin cum shot then superman would wreck him human vs. human. Kriptonite ONLY dramatically reduces supermans strength which in turn causes him pain. That does not chance the fact that he is no basically human…. not dead…. so then he can fuck him up in a fist fight… i would say batman could shoot superman but he is to pussy to use a gun lmfao. how sad…

    victor newman ur pathetic…. ur faith in batman is horrific… “batman would find a way” yea ok, give one SEMI LOGICAL senario you moron. And on top of that u call superman stupid? bravo… amazing comment… besides the fact he is NOT a moron batman is HUMAN… SUPERMAN IS AN ELITE SUPERFIGHTING ALIEN

    1. How does superman ever get in peril then huh? why aren’t his comics one page long if he could supposedly kill batman in an instant? DC itself has mentioned that Batman would beat Superman. Get over your man crush already, and admit he would lose. I admit Spiderman (my favorite superhero) would lose to plenty of superheroes, why can’t you?

    2. Dude, just admit that Superman lost! C’mon, why else would he say that Batman is the only man he fears? and on top of that why would he then give him a kryptonite ring (I believe it use to belong to Lex) and say he trusts him if Batman ever needed to take him down? REALLY!!!

      C’mon the JLA was afraid of Batman because he had those secret files on them and how to beat them!!!

  8. Superman is a bitch, whos his villian? a business man what the fuck kind of supervillian is that? Throw a briefcase at him and Superman still has a hard time beating him, if Superman was so good at defeating shit why the fuck is Lex still alive? He is human and so is batman. Some ELITE SUPERFIGHTING ALIEN that cant even kill a simple business man. What the hell is keeping SUperman from flying into the officebuilding and breaking Lex’s neck? Batman plans shit out, he wouldnt run into Superman and duel him on the spot, he takes time to make gadgets and understands what weaknesses superman has, and ways to overcome his strength and superpowers. Also batman is a opportunist and as soon as Superman was weaking he would unload. And Superman is stupid he started the fight with Batman when he was weakened, no wonder batman kicked his ass Clark is halfretarded

    1. The Reason Lex Luthor is alive is because Superman does not believe in killing a human. But you seemed to miss something. Superman has other villians like Darksied, Doomsday, Bizarro, Black Adam, Loki, just to name a few. What does Batman have, The Joker (what a joke) The Penguin ( some little fat guy in a tux) The Riddler (WTF).

      1. Yeah, you seem to be biased. I don’t read either comic series, but I know batman has Uber Powered baddies as well, you’re just mentioning all the weak ones. By the way, Joker has outtricked Superman into almost getting killed a couple times before and Batman had to save Superman. And DC has mentioned Batman would beat Superman. Superman is just a cocky, dumb, douche. Admit it.

  9. dear “kid”. learn to spell before you get hardcore with the keyboard. no one who writes like that can be taken seriously.

  10. Batman has defeated Superman many times in the comics. Quick FYI, Superman went to give Batman some kryptonite after some evil thing or another made Superman a killing machine and he couldn’t control himself (mind you he didn’t kill anyone). He shows up with the green rock and tells him to save it just in case Batman ever has to put his ass down like the lame horse that he is! The best part was how Batman already had a piece of kryptonite and told him,” no worries, I already have a contingency plan for you silly ass!” (paraphrased)

    So fuck Supes, Bats will shove that faggy curl right up Superman’s ass!

  11. Me and my brother have had many arguments over this. Who in their right mind could think that Batman could defeat Superman? Batman is the stupidist character ever. Firstly, he does not have ANY powers, he needs a bloody sidekick coz wen he’s in trouble, he needs his bitch to save him and he’s dirty coz he’s around bats all the time. Superman rocks in so many ways and could rip that pussy batfag limb from limb

    1. LOL. You are so funny. You think BATMAN is the stupidest character ever. LOLOL. SUPERMAN Is the most pathetic superhero ever. I’m a spiderman fan by the way, so not biased. Just tired of Superman fans in gay love with him. He is supposedly indestructable and STILL manages to get his ass handed to him and has even died before. Batman HAS beaten Superman multiple times (once when he was 55!) DC has even publicly stated that Batman would kill Superman quite easily. Superman is pathetic because with his powers, he should be able to instantly kill villians/beat them up, but he doesn’t because he’s a pussy. I admit my fav superhero spiderman would lose to multiple heroes, by why can’t you admit the same about your man crush Superman

  12. first of all…we all agree that batman can WAYYYY kick superman’s ass so lets just leave it at that. Now that we have that out of the way, you guys have no lives and really need girl or boyfriends. if you really have nothing to do at 2 in the morning but argue about superman and batman then you have hit rock bottom and need to reconsider what your doing with your lives. maybe you could sleep? i dunno, just an idea. and “KID”. shut up and don’t comment back until you know exactly what your talking about. read a comic or two before you come on next time eh?

  13. OK, Superman is stronger, he is faster, and he has a boatload of freaky powers. Batman is a rich, smart dude with some cool gadgets. Seems like a no brainer right? WRONG. Superman does not have the will to kill his enemy. He is, in short, too good. He would win round one, he might win round two, but he would loose round three, and there would be no round four. Batman would keep coming back until he figured Superman out. If Lex can find and use Kryptonite, you can bet that Batman would figure it out, and you can bet that he would not be afraid to use it.

  14. Ok, first of all. Batman is not a Superhero, you must have superpowers to be considered a Superhero. He is simply, a Hero, who, in fact, fights a penguin with umbrellas that shoot bullets. Wow, whoopdeedoo. He also fights a guy that makes up riddles, simply amazing! These are some real hardcore villains.

    Superman, on the otherhand, is a REAL Superhero, with Superpowers. Who fights villains with Superpowers. And plus, he does more than just save the city he lives in, unlike Batman, only hanging (no pun intended) at Gothem. Superman, actually goes out and helps people from around the world, like a REAL superHERO.

    Let’s move on to the next point. My friend, who I must say is pretty crazy, thinks Batman can beat Superman. He says that “Superman has too many weaknesses.” WOW!! That has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Superman has too many weaknesses?! Uhh, Hello, look at Batman, he’s a human for crying-out-loud. He could slip on his tub and smash his head open. He could get shot from a gun. He could get hit by a car, struck by lightning, get a really bad flu. Get stuck in a burning car. Even Alfred could own him, he could poison a drink that he serves Bruce, because Bruce is too lazy, and SLOW to get himself. Now, tell me, who has more weaknesses?

    And my friend also says his second point, “He’s so stupid he tells the whole world his weakness.” Ok, smarty pants, he tells them because he knows he’s unstoppable, batman wouldn’t need to tell what his weekness is because we all know what it is, he’s a fragile human being.

    Granted, Batman may be the fastest, smartest, strongest, athletic, and whatever else you want to say, HUMAN being, but remember he is ONLY a human being, with no powers. Now, we move on to Superman. He is, let’s just say, ten times faster than Batman; I’m being very generous to Batman, we don’t want to make him look THAT slow (even though he is, because Superman is at least 1000 times faster). He is also ten times stronger than Batman (OK, more like 1000 times, again, but whatever). He also has Superpowers like x-ray vision, laser eyes, freezing breath, flight capabilities, and indestructability, wait, wait…. but Batman has –money. The only thing Batman has over Superman is his brains– in which would not equal out to Superman’s OTHER abilities he has over Batman–, money (which Superman could have if he wanted — he COULD rob every bank in the world), and finally, Batman has a butler, in which, Superman doesn’t. That’s probably the biggest difference, his butler. Big whoop.

    So, after further investigation, Superman is the ultimate alien SUPERHERO and Batman is the most rich HUMAN with a butler. Who would win in a fight? Well, I think it’s pretty obvious.

    Superman wouldn’t even be touched by Batman or his Inspector Gadget-like gadgets. Superman could simply stay out of range of his kryptonite and throw cars, buses, tanks, planes, building, Alfred, Robbin, whatever, at Batman. In which case, he would probably use his ‘amazing’ grappling hook to “dodge” it. Superman would just use his laser eyes and burn the rope. Wow, he falls, with no flying ability, and no more grappler, and is “dodgeless”. So, Superman throws more crap at him, which, one is bound to hit him, paralyzing him (like Bane did — a human, how pathetic), or even killing him. So, Batman tries to shoot a kryptonite bullet at Superman, in which, Superman is “faster than a speeding bullet”, so he would dodge it. Hello people, is this getting through your hard-heads? The coolest thing about Batman, is he wears the color black. His animal of choice is pretty retarted, a bat?! Come on, at least pick the King of the Jungle, or a monkey, or something cool.

    Hands-down, Superman ftw! (for-the-win, in-case you didn’t know what that meant)

    Oh, and one more thing, The New England Patriots OWN ALL!!! WOOT!! GO PATS!!!

    Ok, back to my sermon now. (Jesus would own Batman and Superman at the same time!!)

  15. ok dudes anuff fighting over who would win all tho its true batman keep criptanight in the back cave in case superman gos crazzy or is takin over but some alien thing..and batman has defeted him in the cartoons as well ..batman rules!!…but realy do you honistly thing after time and time again of saveing each others ass’es do you realy think they would kill each outher…superman and batman are like long lost brothers..hell batman buys superman birthday gifts.well gives him cash….cant wait for them to start filming the movie..theres some cool things on batman at really lets you get inside of the jokers head…harlys kinda cute too ;]

  16. The basis missing in all of these arguments is the premise. WHY would the two fight? What is the contest about? Yes superman wins in contests of strength and speed. Yes batman wins in contests of wits and proactivity. Neither of them lack the moral integrity necessary to kill the other and have no reason to compete. In the end, all superman has to do is wait for bruce wayne to die of natural causes. Batman could just taint the atmosphere denying superman of the yellow rays that give him his powers, and he’d be as helpless as a baby. Again, there is no reason for them to compete and there is no unilateral comparison that could be made to indicate a clear superiority of one over the other. Batman still owns face though.

  17. Batman is just an ordinary man with gadget
    Superman is an aliens with superhumanly power and invulnerability

    Superman ain’t dumb.He’s actualy a Genius.Sure he could fly at Lex House and broke his neck.But he’s a Hero not a AntiHero.Kinda like spiderman . Sups don’t Kill . He don’t realy need to kill anyway to capture someone because of his power.He captured Lex often.

    Stupid Debate .. Superman and Batman aren’t member of the same leagues.

    DC = Superman
    Marvel = The Hulk

    The end

  18. bob what do you mean there not in the same leages..there both DC cmoics and on the justic leage tho your right about hulk tho he a marval (i liek there web site Hi im a Marval and im a DC .. funny stuff)..but i dont thing were tlaknig about hulk lmao..i agree super man is not dumb but hes not as smart as batman…superman dosent die neather dose batman they fight one wins the fight but they dont die .. they fight over diffrences.. didnt they allready make a cartoon of this with keven conroy a Wb thing i remeber seeing it years ago … and if you guys havent see the how it should have ended should its funny as hell

  19. Uhh..hold on Superman saints…I believe Batman kicked his ass a couple of times in the comics and in the cartoons…Remember the space ass kicking when Batman wore that special suit and then when he wore the Krypto ring that had superman bleeding on the chin…Sups got real power but The Dark Knight’s far to intelligent for his punk ass that’s why he beat him so many times….The Dark Knight rules…

  20. Batman is not only smart, but arguably (inarguably for me) the greatest fighter/strategist/thinker/athlete in the DC universe (and Marvel, for that matter). Batman wouldn’t rush into ANYTHING half-cocked, assuming his superior abilities (mental, in this case) OR gadgets (which are used as only as enhancements, NOT a crutches/handicaps) would win the fight for him. Superman’s MO is to hear of trouble, and zoom in without further investigation (half the time, he has to ASK the villain what they want; Batman prefers to make educated guesses based on what he reads about the villain and recent goings-on in Gotham city, if he doesn’t just ask the police). Furthermore, neither would kill the other, as that is one of the few things on which they agree (not killing, that is). To sum it all up, Batman has fought Superman (in a complete fight; there are dozens of fights that were ended without a hint to the conclusion, often intentionally) twice; he won both times (Batman Hush, and The Dark Knight Returns, if you want to include pre-crisis “what-if?” storylines). Both times, Kryptonite was used to weaken Superman, not take him out, proving that Batman does NOT need to eliminate the Man of Steel’s powers in order to defeat (again, not kill) him. Besides this is the fact that, if you read Superman/Batman (meaning at least five issues in the series), Batman understands Superman much better than Superman understands Batman–another advantage. Also, there are several ways to take Superman out, apart from kryptonite: hypersonics (Batman: Hush, DKR, and Sup/Bats vol. 1/ish. #3), red sunlight (common knowledge, SUPERGIRL ish. #s 4, 14, & 17-19) and magic (though in this case, irrelevant, as Batman has stated in several instances that he not only doesn’t have any magical abilities/training, but doesn’t like to contact those who do [Under the Hood, Superman/Batman vol. 3/ish. #14]), and finally brute force (again irrelevant, as Superman’s invulnerability allows him to fly through the core of the sun safely in most storylines, as well as survive blasts that are literally earth-shattering).

  21. all u thick batman geeks u need to shut up n listen as if batman wud ever have a chance at superman, ur all saying if batman had kryptonite he wud beat him well hes a pussy 4 havin it to fight him superman wud just hammer him no rocket or explosion can hurt superman. he cant die he wud tear batman a new one. batman is just a human ooooooh hes got ninja skills big fukin deal, superman faster than a speeding bullet, he wud kick batman all over the fight wud last 4 seconds he wud grab batman and rip him apart. end of !!!!

  22. wow!!!! i never thought that people would be arguing about some fictional characters, Hehe that’s funny u all sound serious like if they were actually real HAhaahahaha, i just found bout this cuz i was trying to research a paper about batman’s economic status for an economic class. YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY HEHEHEHE, =)

  23. Lol, it’s kinda funny, this debate.

    Batman would win for sure. If a war was declared between the two, Batman would prepare and beat Superman.

    If Superman out of nowhere just showed up at Bruce’s house while he was taking a shower and just punched him in the face, then sure, Superman would win. If Batman just showed up out of nowhere while Clark was writing an article and stuffs kryptonite down his throat, then sure Batman would win.

    However, if you are going to say a fair fight between men, then yeah, Batman would win. Why? A fair fight between Batman and Superman would mean two things. Superman is allowed to use his powers (strength, speed, icing etc…) which Batman as a human being does not. Superman, as an alien, has the unfair advantage. It’s like telling a human being to stand infront of a dragon without a sword and say “break that thing’s neck in a fair fight.” No one expects a knight to destroy a dragon with their bear hands in a fair fight (they are always given a sword and a shield), and no one expects Batman to beat Superman in a fair fight without his gadgets.

    Batman’s power = his intelligence which created his gadgets and develops his plans (SINCE HE’S HUMAN)
    Superman’s power = super strength and speed etc… (SINCE HE’S AN ALIEN)

    To have a fair fight between the two you would have to allow both of them to use their “powers.” OR you can take their “powers” away.

    Either case, Batman wins. With Gadgets, in the comic (the fricken answer is infront of you, Superman was defeated by Batman in the fricken comic already), Batman rules Superman. Without their powers (batman gives up gadgets, and superman doesn’t use alien powers), then Batman wins too (he has martial arts training).

    So hands down, Batman wins.

    I would prefer to BE Superman though. But I admire Batman. If that makes any sense

  24. Ok so all who say Superman will win dont have anything to back them up but ” Becuase he’s superman! ” , BUT Everyone who KNOWS Batman would win has PROOF from Comics that already have been published IN WHICH BATMAN WINS!! Dont be a dumb ass and just spout crap out of your mouth without looking into it. As I stated before IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE AND WHO WON? Thats Right BATMAN!

  25. superman wins easily considering his only weakness is kyrptonite when batman can die from a gun a knife bow and arrow a missile a superman powered punch to the cranium or even by choking on a piece of pie. i don’t see how anyone can say that batman wins…sure his movies are cooler but superman takes the cake…and takes it easy as well.

  26. Ok, Superman is the original and still the greatest superhero and Batman comes in 2nd..faily close. I have comics,tattoo, books, toys, games, movies, even the old Superman cartoons on DVD from ages ago, but I’ve thought about this a while and Batman could very well win.

    Everyone has their opinion about the comics and Batman pit against Superman and whether it is a ‘fair’ fight or not and whether there were mistakes in the comic could have gone either way… BUT in any fight, I am leaning towards Batman. Read the book Kingdom Come. Superman goes to see Batman and Bruce can hide dark can lower his heart rate so Superman can’t hear it. So All this talk about fairness etc.. is silly. In ANY fight I’m starting to go with the bat.

    Bruce is smart and has the recources to locate (or maybe create) Kryptonite and as such Superman would be helpless as a baby…See the latest Superman movie.

    So, I’m ashamed to say it, but that’s what I’m going with. I’m still a Super-fan, but a realist as well. (As much as one can be when discussing comics).

  27. Anyone can be batman, he don’t have any powers And hes human just like us.Superman on the other hand Has SuperStrength,SuperSpeed,SuperSight, Laser Eyes, Cooling Breath, Invulnerability, and Telepathy. Have you guys noticed How many things were had the name super in it how many things does batman have that super… nothing Accept Batgirl(whos superhot) and even than he needs more than one Sidekick. everyone here needs to admit two things batman is not Super and Superman is the shit. Hands Down superman will beat batman into an Oblivian.

  28. Seriosly, It´s completely obvious who would win between Superman and batman, Of course Superman would. Batman is not much more than a smart guy who knows a lot of martial arts and has a lot of gadgets and stuff. Superman has supernatural powers and overpowers Batman in so many ways that they are not even comparable – they are not even in the same category – superman has superpowers – batman has not. And I agree that superman could basically fart Batman to a painful death, or just slap him and that would be it for batie. When Batman beat Superman is was first of all a really stupid comic that violated many thing about these two heroes, second Batman used the electricity of the entire city and had help. In a fair fight – just Batman vs Superman (wich is a crazy match up)Batmans best chance is to fly away in his batplane to the neares cave and hide there with alfred and Robin.

  29. Sure, Superman is weakened from cryptonite but still, even in his weakened state I think he would beat him. Without cryptinite Batman definately has no chance – absolutely none whatsoever. One punch and batman would go into orbit around Earth for good.

  30. Yeah Yeah Yeah, Batman won over Superman in a comic, bla bla bla. As I Said Batman did not win by himself and he used a lot of equipment and shit, and why? Because he must have it – otherwise he is toast, and they have to make it exciting wich it wouldn´t be unless Batman had help and all kinds of equipment and connected to a powerplant and so on… As obvios, Only Batman VS Superman, without all kinds of extras, Superman would rip his eyes out and throw him to the the back side of the moon.

    1. well put every thing aside. honestly if you take away all of the gadgets that make batman. then you would have to take all the things that make superman, superman. now if they were both just plain human at there human “prime”. batman or bruce wayne would win just for the simple fact that he knows martial arts. batman is a samurai. superman in the other hand depends on his super abilities to win all his fights. he has no background of fighting styles or teachings.

  31. Ok, This really pisses me off. Most of these idiots are saying superman would win. You guys are complete D-A. In one of the Comics Batman ALmost Took out the WHOLE justice league by himself not using his arm power by using his brain. ok sure superman can fly at super sonic speeds and can move planets. But batman also knows how to make superman fall to his knees. that is kryptonight. Batman ALWAYAS carrys kryptonight with him in his belt. so sure if superman can get a punch in with out batman knowing then yea sure he would win. But of course batman is always 5 steps ahead of everyone else. No one stands a chance against batman as long as batman knows what they are doing. so Brains are far better than musscle.

  32. I’ve always said that if superman stopped being a puss he could crush batman. I mean seriously if superman wanted to kill him, Batman could have as much kryptonite in his shitty belt as he wanted, couldn’t Supes just keep a safe distance and fry him with his eye beams or find something really big and drop it on him? I mean just the fact that Superman fights and defeats guys like Darkseid, Lobo and Doomsday(not really defeated) should be enough to let you guys know the deal. Let me see Batman use his brains and belt against one of the listed. You Batman fanboys know he’d be destroyed.

  33. Batman will defeat Superman hands down. Batman always comes prepared… always ten steps ahead of everyone. I mean he has a contingency plan to take out the whole Justice League if it comes to that point.

    Sometimes, it pays to be paranoid.

    Superman is way too stupid to defeat the Dark Knight at anything.

    By the way, it is rumored that Bruce Wayne did Lois Lane before Clark could marry her.

    Stupid moron.

  34. Okay, In my opinion Superman is the greatest superhero ever!!!
    He is loaded with powers and can kick batman’s but everyday of the week. I’m not even 100% positive that batman is a superhero. He has no powers, not one!!! He is always so dark and mysterious, I wouldn’t want him saving me. To all you batman fans, If Superman and batman were in a desert, and none of them were wearing their superhero costumes, who would win in a fight. Superman would win because without his costume and his gadgets batman is nothing but a wanna be hero!

    1. well again if you take everything that makes batman then you would do the same for superman. you superman fans forget that superman is a fruit basket without his powers. all this talk about taking bats equipment and kryptonite blah blah blah… take Superman’s powers so that he cant use lasers, flying ability and all the other crap. he is a pathetic loser, just like he portrays mankind as clark kent.

      if anything batman is a better superhero then all the other heroes because he is human. He is highly intelligent and is a true samurai warrior!

  35. Ok, listen, Batman would NEVER beat superman, NO WAY! Maybe some of you dont realize supermans powers – he can move faster than the eye can see, he can lift practically any object of whatever size, he can destroy things with his eyes and many, many other things. Batman would not even be able to see superman if he wanted to kill him. Superman could fart on batman (and really hurting him with it) without Batman ever noticing him. He could simply hit him once (using maybe 1/10th of his strenght) in the face or anywhere and Batman´s history. Luckily for Batman sup is a nice guy and dont really enjoy killing people. End of discussion.

    1. i agree. if they were hell bent on killing each other using what they have in the arsenal. at the end batman could lose. this is coming from a hardcore batman fan. u seems to make a valid point and not a stupid one like all the others by saying taking all of batman’s stuff but keeping superman abilities superman will win… NO DUH MORONS.

      bravo for making a reasonable point. but u must admit though if superman was human or batman had the same ability as him. more than likely batman would win just for the simple fact that batman as a fighter is better then superman.

  36. of course supes would win .. he would whip batmans ass so bad even robin would not recognize him .. dont forget supes is as fast as flash .. he could come in so fast and rearrange batmans face .. bats would not know what hit him .. only thing that stops supes is that he is a goody goody .. hell if supes went mad he could destroy the whole planet … so i guess a man who can go toe to toe with darkseid,doomsday , hulk , and can stop planets in orbit can definately annihilate some pointy eared psycho twit …

  37. Ok, this is a very simple question to answer. Superman would kick Batman’s ass in just a few seconds if he wanted. Batman blows as a superhero if you can go so far to even call him one. He walks around with a belt with what? A batarang, a grappling hook? The best weapon he has is probably breath spray he uses for his gay sidekick Robin!
    Superman can kill Batman a number of ways. He can crush him with a freaking building, heat ray him in the face, freeze him and use him in his drinks, even if Batman had kryptonite, which he carries around like a little girl because he is afraid that Superman might find him and kill him at any time, Superman could use his super speed and punch him in the face before it even had an effect on him. Did you not see Superman Returns. After getting beat down on an island made of his weakness and getting stabbed with kryptonite, part of which was broken inside of his body, and being thrown in a stormy ocean, he is saved and right after the kryptonite is taken out of him, he flies into the earth and lifts a giant island (of kryptonit mind you) out of the earth and luanches it into space! And you think that batman can beat Superman with a tiny little peice of kryptonite!?
    Also, if Batman hid in the shadows like a little girly fag, Superman could turn the world around and make it daytime if he wanted.
    Some of you say that if Batman had time to prepare for Superman, then he could kick his ass. Well that is like me saying that if I made a great plan to rob a bank, then I could do it. Duh! If he takes into account all the details then of course. But what if the bank I was going to rob knew that I was planning to rob them. Then they would prepare and I would be in trouble. So if Superman prepared too, then he would wipe the floor with Batman.
    Batman just sucks at life. I mean whatch the Batman Begins and The Dark Knight movies. He doesn’t even make his own gadgets anymore? If you say that he made the stuid tracking phones thing by himself then you are stupid because he used Lucius’ tech to do that.
    Superman kicks ass and is that kind of superhero that when most people think about him they think of power and indestructability. When you think of Batman, you think of some loser that buys his “powers”, hides in the shadows, and is afraid to come out during the day. All the villians have to do is do their stuff during the day and he does nothing.
    One last thing, when Batman beat Superman, it was not a fair fight. Batman had to get help like a fag. Also it wasn’t enough that the two outnumbered Superman but also they had to use his weakness against him just to beat him.
    Superman wins hands down!

    1. your bais blinds you. read what you wrote and that out all of the opinions. and movies are not a reliable source sick with the comics.

  38. Batman is a badass billionaire. Money makes the world go around. How much money does Superman have in his bank account? A couple hundred dollars maybe.






  40. Batman is the only one that has a chance against Superman, and he’s more than capable of beating him.

    Why? Batman is more than capable of killing, Superman isn’t.






    1. LMAO. u just made superamn as pathetic as ever. he would have to wait till batman turns 70 to slap him around huh? Superman HAS to use his super human ability to get rid of a human huh?

      thank you for proving two things

      1. superman is really the pansy

      2. superman could never win in a fair fight one on one. no super human strength, no krypt, no gadgets. just straight out UFC style.

      1. superman is superman BECAUSE he has powers you idiot. sure, batman is definitely a better fighter. without a doubt. if superman were human, batman would wipe the floor with him.
        the fact is however, HE’S NOT HUMAN. he’s a superbeing. and therefore, batman, in a fight, COULD NOT beat superman.

  42. Honest to God. Superman would beat the shit out of Batman. “But batman would plan it out!” “But batman is smarter” “But batman would use Kryptonite!”. No, the context that everyone is using to argue against Superman is that batman has beat the shit out of superman before in comic books, well don’t you think that it is a little bit unfair to always show superman destroying his opposition? so the writers think up these ways in which batman concocts some genius plan to destroy superman. Ok, well thats the writers view, think about superman’s powers, he has a shit load, now think about batman’s powers, he has none. superman would take batman’s head off with one punch. now this doesn’t mean i don’t like batman because i do i like him a lot, in fact more than i like superman, however this age old question has just been settled. batman would get annihilated by superman hands down no ands, ifs, or buts about it. However Dr.Manhattan would destroy both of them in an instant.

  43. All the details then of course. He wanted. And you think that batman can go so far to get help like a little girly fag, Superman could kick his ass. Batman had to even call him one. I mean watch the Batman Begins and The Dark Knight movies. He doesn’t even make it was going to rob knew that I was planning to rob them. Well that if the bank I not see Superman Returns. Also it wasn’t enough that the two outnumbered Superman but also they would kick Batman’s ass in just a few seconds if He walks around with a belt with what? Ok, this is afraid that Superman might find him and kill him at life. Batman blows as a superhero if you say that is like me saying that if I made a great plan to rob a bank, then I could do that. A battering, a grappling hook? The best weapon he has is probably breath spray he uses for his gay sidekick Robin!
    Superman could kill Batman several ways. He could crush him just to beat him.
    Superman wins hands down! But what if Batman had an effect on an island made of kryptonite!? After getting beat down on him.
    Some of you can beat Superman with Batman.
    Batman just sucks at any time, Superman could use his super speed and punch him in the face before it even had time to prepare for Superman, Then they had to use his weakness and getting stabbed with kryptonite, part of which he carries around like a little girl because he is a very simple question to answer. Then he could turn the world around, and use him in his drinks, even if Batman had kryptonite, which was broken inside his body, and being thrown in a stormy ocean, he is saved and right after the kryptonite is taken out of him, he flies into the earth and lifts a giant island (of kryptonite mind you) out during the day.
    Superman kicks ass and is that kind of superhero that when most people think about him they think of power and indestructibility. When you think of Batman, you think of some loser that buys his “powers”, hides in the shadows, and is afraid to come out of the earth and launches it into space! Superman would prepare and I would be in the face, freeze him and make his own gadgets anymore? If you say that he made the staid tracking phones thing by himself then you are stupid because he used Locus’ tech to do it. Duh! If he takes into account All the villains have to do their stuff during the day and he does nothing.
    One last thing, when Batman beat Superman, it daytime if he wanted. Did you not a fair fight. So if Superman prepared too, then he would wipe the shadows like a fag.
    Also, if Batman hid in the floor with a tiny little piece of his weakness against him with a freaking building, heat ray him in trouble.

  44. I actually read all of this thread.

    The morale of the story is simple. If Batman has even a few seconds to think things out he’ll come out on top. So unless Superman comes in flying at superspeed and kills him instantly, ONLY THEN, would he win.

    It’s been shown many times that given a chance to think things out Batman will prevail. He’s saved the Justice League countless times. The only time Batman has truly failed is when his weakness as a human being is used against him (ie. Bane waiting till he was beyond exhausted and hurt to break his back).

    Batman is the example of how close to perfection a human being can get athletically and intellectually. He may be paranoid in expecting the worst case scenario (and carry kryptonite) and have twenty emergency fail safe plans wherever he goes. But lets face it…have your parents shot in front of you as a kid and live in darkness, you allowed to be that paranoid. He lives in a world where there are superheroes and he saves/kicks their butts daily.

    In the end he may only be a human being and many of you see that as a weakness. But he is a human being and that is also his greatest strength.

    The best episodes of the Justice League cartoon by far are the ones that are based around the real human beings. They try harder to go toe to toe with the big menaces. BTW, whoever argued that Batman wasn’t a superhero because he had no powers. A hero is your normal person that does something heroic. A superhero does something up and beyond the normal heroics of normal man.

    One of my favorite scenes from the animated series is when Hawkgirl asks Batman if he carries kryptonite with him always. He turns and says “Yes. Just in case” and walks away. She turns to another hero and says, “He scares me.” “He scares us all” is the response. Or the Batman/Superman movie when Superman meets Batman for the first time putting his hand on his arm mid-interrogation of a suspect. That first chance encounter and Batman, your normal human being, THROWS Superman ten feet into a wall without a second glance. The look they have Superman give tells it all of how the fight would go down…”What the hell just happened”.

    Now you folks may bitch back with your half-assed grammer and hooked on phonics spelling.

    1. you know ive seen all those cartoons and i got to say i really dont member all of that. i got to go back and check them out. its been a very long time since ive seen them.


  45. IDIOTS batman frigging carries kryptonite in his utility belt, superman will go freaking seizure on his ass if they ever went one on one

  46. Lol Superman would win if Batman don’t have krytonite ==
    1. Superman could just throw a mountain or 50 storey building on Batman and he would be squashed flat
    2. Superman can freeze Batman in a second {how does Batman realize supes gonna freeze him though}
    3. Superman can hug an atomic bomb and fly straight to Batman and let it explode!Supes remains alive and Batman’s juices not to be found!

  47. I’m willing to bet most of the ignoramuses on this topic have never even read a freaking comic. Batman has been two steps ahead of Batman many times.

  48. who is the leader of the Justice League?…answer me and you will know who is the most powerful superhero or hero on earth? No doubt

    1. HA!!! I see nobody asnwered this one lol. It is even said in the comic books, that if there were no Superman, there would be no Justice Leage. The idea of Batman being able to defeat the entire Justice League is a damn joke if you ask me. Wonder Womand could squeeze off Batmans Penis with her vagina muscles. The Green Lantern would send his ass into outerspace. Aquaman would drown his ass. The Flash would run circles around the Bat. This is why I read Marvel.

  49. Once your the leader… you’ll not end up in second place…thats the fact and u must accept the truth,,, he commands all other superheroes…thus he is the most respected hero and most powerful…being the leader means your the greatest of all,,not whatsoever reasons

  50. Superman’s only the leader because leaders have to inspire, and Batman makes all the other “superheroes” shit themselves in fear…not to mentioin the general population.

    So when Superman shudders in fear at Batman, a normal human, and he does at times it brings the point home on who would win. Since Superman dose have some fear of Batman and that gives him an advantage.

    Superman would think…well Batman would use kryptonite from his belt on me so i’ll have to hit him long range. But remember Batman would have already thought up the first ten ideas Clark would have used against him, then the top 10 evil ways Clark would do it if he was possessed, turned evil, etc.

    Superman moves fast…well that’ll set off the air current sensors placed within the city used to detect him flying below radar.

    I do admit Superman “could” win the fight, but to do that would mean civilian casualties in the millions. He’d have to destroy the city to get at him without any reaction time. Even he’d have to get Bruce out in the open and not suspicious that something was up. So good luck on that one.

    BTW, the US elected George Bush. Not the greatest of all leaders and he dropped the ball.

  51. bat man is a realy hero he is human but super man is not a human.If the bat man loss his loss is not valued peoples also praised his (super man as a powerful alien)

  52. being intelligent is not enough for batman. batman coud deafeat superman only in his dreams. superman can easily kick batman’s asssssssssssss

  53. batman could not defeat superman even though he have kryptonite because 1 piece of lead is enough to protect superman

  54. Will you batty boy fans stop about batman beating superman in the comics .. Frank miller is a self confessed superman hater … and whats this about batty boy being a strategic thinker … bet he does not even have the time to scratch his ass when supes comes in at the speed of light and punches him into oblivion … the only place batman has beaten superman was at the box office …
    let batman face a pissed off supes … he would shit his pants …

    1. and whats with this Batman being smarter … hell, superman comes from a highly advanced race far far superior than humans … he is bound to be superintelligent … in fact in the silver age supes was a mega genius .. in fact its the #&@#)&@)#&@)&# DC writers who have promoted Batman with super intelligence and have made supes to look like a dumbass musclebound clod …
      hell even chuck norris would beat batman …

      1. HOLD THE HELL UP!!!



  55. Superman would sooooooooooo beat batman.

    C’mon, batman is just really a handyman who wears leather and a mask.
    And batman has to have a sidkick in case he needs rescuing. and he can’t even fly!!!!! he has to drive around in a little car!!!!!!!

    Superman is way stronger, he can fly, and he always comes out with really smart things to say. he is a PROPER super hero.
    oh, and if i haven’t made my point clear, superman would win!

  56. Superman would totally win!
    No questions asked
    Win fot the man of steel.
    Pft no one can defeat super strenght, super speed, flying, heat vision and x ray vision. Lets get real now.
    SUPERMAN rocks.

  57. It will be an unfair match. Superman just needs to spit at Batman and Batman will vaporise. How can a human being possibly defeat a superpowered being? You guys keep saying Kryptonite like its readily available everywhere. Do you know how difficult it is to get Kryptonite?

    It will be like us killing an ant for Supes to kill Batman.

  58. EXCATLLY. this is one unfair fight! if we were to but them as equals which none of you people did. hands down batman would win. in other words, put them in a octane (UFC cage) and with no gadgets, no super abilities, just to men fighting Bruce Wayne vs Clark Kent. Bruce would win.

    Remember that superman only has these abilities because he is in earth. now if you put them in Kryptonia or whatever the hell that planet is called. they are just “normal” people like you and i. put them in a octane and let them duke it out. batman will still come victorious. however if the planet was never destroyed hands down Clark Kent would be smarter then a fifth grader (and batman). LOL

  59. Superman has powers, Batman has skills and smarts. Superman is smart but only booksmart (not useful in a fight). If both are prepared, Batman has the upper hand. Superman would have the upper hand and most likely win if it was an unexpected fight. One can’t ignore the comics as a source. It happen Batman won but that doesn’t mean that Batman would win everytime. And movies are unreliable because they make-up stuff. Just because Batman is human doesn’t mean everything. These factors are already known by both parties and understood when this question was asked. People stop stating the already known, and please give reason to your answers otherwise it just seems that your opinion doesn’t matter. In the end to answer this question you have to ask…
    1.)Where is the fight?
    2.)Prepared or Unprepared?
    3.)Is the fight to the death?

  60. i tire of this argument. in a fair fight, no weapons – just simply fist to fist, superman would not lose to batman. that doesn’t even make sense. think about it. just for a second. superman could burn batman’s brains. or freeze him to death. or just ram hit at full speed. batman is a genius. BUT HE IS HUMAN.
    as far as for literature, if you morons knew ANYTHING about writing, you would understand that it suits the writers to have batman defeat superman because its the thing that is likely NOT to happen – it increases readership. if superman defeats batman, that is what would be expected. its more interesting to read a story in which the underpowered person wins.
    but if you really think that in a fight, just man to man, in a brawl, that superman would be defeated by batman, then you’re just a first class idiot. its really that simple.

  61. i have read so many silly sites concerning a possible confrontation between superman and butman..(why am i responding?…right! i must be looking for these sites…tells you how bored i am) and frankly it is really stupid. batman would stand a better chance of beating me than an alien with super powers. i also read superman vs the hulk…does anybody realize how fast light speed or faster than light speed is? it is roughly 669,600,000 miles an hour. i don’t care what sized kryptonite batman has on him…but if i fly at that speed, through him…it won’t have much effect on me. i can saw him in half from the constellation of lyra with my heat vision, laser vision…whatever! you can’t pit a human against those types of traits. i believe it is stated in the comics that krypton is a 1000 yrs advanced technologically than that of earth. where this is leading to is that batman can not and is not more intelligent than Kal El who has listened to and memorized all the kryptonian crystal infomercials sent with him on his journey to earth and more importantly when he was old enough to retain the material…compliments of legendary einsteinian scientist father Jor El whose origin and knowledge is “ADVANCED EXPONENTIONALLY!” would not only give Kal El the up to date, out of date (depending on the point of view), info on his new home and all the status on their primitive ways, included in this menu would be all sciences, forensics, medical, exploration, evolution. laws, social studies, eco, traits, tendencies, and a step by step on how to interact with these simpletons…and so on and so on. why do you think superman acts like a dork in the form of clark kent? it’s somewhat similar to the difference of how one may behave in the presence of a lawyer (in this case a kryptonian, in comes superman) and children (in this case are humans, in comes idiot clark kent) he can act like a clown! is there someone out there that actually thinks that batman could be smarter than superman…or more informed. the only arguement that you might have is that superman is home schooled and that may explain his social ineptness. if batman possessed an advantageous step on superman in the intelligence category…than that would be stating that batman is approximately 1000 years ahead of his generation…and quite possibly shouldn’t have to resort to the physical intimidation tactics to accomplish his deeds and would most likely resort to something to the level of the a forever lasting phantom zone, not a stupid punishisment of 3 to 5 yrs, and maybe half of that with good behavior. what a joke. the hulk…that is another one. he is earth made…at light speed i would easily cut him in half…in half. marvel universe has him rated at a power level catagory of 100 tons! superman moves planets (more than a 100 tons…i think…lol)…and cleans his tights in the suns surface if he wants to or needs to. listen people…i will get a life when you folks show me that you are trying to get a clue! if this doesn’t oppose your beliefs…don’t be offended…if this does…shame on you! lol…havin’ fun…have a good life! respond…i challenge you!

  62. Let’s say that Superman flies off to another universe for a mission like he has done in the past. Then Darkseid comes to destroy the Earth. Do you really think Batman could stop Darkseid? If you do, you have got to be crazy.

  63. Direct Quote:
    Superman: “There is only one man in the world I fear… Batman.”
    Batman: “There is only one man in the world I fear… Plastic Man.”

    I know, I know, Superman is pretty ridiculous in terms of power, and for that, I must say I can see why so many people think he could kick the crap out of a human guy like Batman. Whoever quoted Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns was correct, however, and that is a clear example of Batman beating Superman (albeit that’s not “technically” cannon, although it did cause the massive reboot in Batman comic sales from the 80’s on). Again, they’re both fictional, so the question will always be a hypothetical one (which is why I’m always so confused as to why people get so angry about these things). However, in terms of the actual comic books, I have to say I find Batman more appealing. It’s much less interesting to watch a fellow as powerful as Superman save the day when you know if he really tries he can do just about anything. I enjoy reading a story with a little more conflict, one where the main character isn’t so removed from my own self and who has to struggle to gain victory. In terms of the characters, there’s not much I can say (I’d probably root for Batman, but there are so many different variables to this question that I really don’t think it’s properly answerable), but in terms of the comics, I definitely enjoy Batman more.

  64. yes everyone knows Batman could beat Superman. Batman has Kryptonite in his utility belt at all times in case Superman decides to turn against mankind and because of his Kryptonite in his belt he defeated Superman already thats where he found out about the Kryptonite…..Dumbasses

  65. My ass batman would win. To all you idiots who say he does, keep in mind he is wearing “suits” or “costumes”. That does not define a super hero. A super hero is defined by his abnormal powers among men.

    Batman does not have abnormal powers cause I myself have hate, have learned martial arts and are angry. The only difference between me and batman at this point is he was born into a multibillion dollar family which could support his bullshit obsession.

    Unlike superman he was thrown into his powers which he had to learn, master & hide from the public. Super man has fought numerous enemies with REAL powers, not umbrellas which shoot bullets or guns which shoot ice…… people who can set shit on fire and stuff which can blow up……

    I dont care how tatical batman can be, regardless of all his suits, superman can long distance shoots heat wave at him. Oh whats that? his space suit isnt worth anything anymore cause superman just headshotted batman? Oh well. Rejoice.

  66. @Cormac: @GO BATMAN: Yeah right, in his fucking dreams. Superman is awesome, and Batman isn’t simple as that!

  67. Actually, Batman is pretty cool. But just as you wouldn´t compare Batman to an ordinary human, you wouldn´t compare Batman with a superhero like superman. It´s just not comparable. Superman is super, Batman is… a Bat.

  68. u guys are idiots. bat man has beaten superman in 3 to 4 official comics written by the comics themselves. batman is a human with hella money and anger and has whooped superman on occasion. no super powers no stopin bullets just brain, his power is to think 15 steps ahead no super power is greater than that. he always keeps kryptonite but used it only twice out of the 4 times they fought and won everytime, super man can suck a super cock. he may be stronger but that make super man look super stupid if u ask me….gettin beat by a human with money and was trained by ninja??????come on now. facts are facts batman all day. THE END

  69. and batmans not the leader of the justice league because he a fuckkin bat u dumb asses he likes to be alone in darkness if he was given the opp hed say no and still whoop supermans ass get it right u geeks lol im just here kuz im bored but u guys sound reterded all u superman lovers have u no love for human kind a real hero, go masterbate to a wonderwoman comic u nerds lol

  70. superman would die because batman would attack him and he would do something stupid like flyinto the sun

  71. Batman’s weapon is preperation. This is why he has never been killed, even though he’s only human. Batman has the resources to create a batsuit made of cryptonite. It’s easy to beat Superman. All u need IS cryptnote. I could beat Superman w/it. For the record, Batman doesn’t need a sidekick. Comic books were under fire. So, they gave him a teenage sidekick to seem more friendly. Superman is already friendly. So, he didnt need 1. Robin is simply another 1 of Batman’s tools!!!!

  72. How about we lock Superman and Batman in a cage with no super powers, no gadgets, no special nothing. Batman wins, no doubt. He knows how to kill people with his own hands.

  73. uh guys being human being we will have to support human being.. not some crazy old blue guy who flies wearing underwear over his pants.
    who is batman, intelligent+stealth+gadgets+cool costume
    and whoz superman, superpower+superpower+superpower.
    batsie has got many ways to avoid supes attacks here are few
    1)laser view-its not a hard job he just needs a mirror to reflect it back
    2)any close range attacks- oh c’mon guys batsie has got kryptonite with him
    but as the matter of fact neither me nor the comic owners wanna kill either of em

  74. batman is just another james bond honestly… yeah he is cool but superman can only be killed by batman if batman uses kryptonite… batman is just a gadget boy. even i could kill him with a gun or something… with supermans super speed flight laser eyes ability to breath in space and to turn back time how can that gadget boy beat him

  75. batman as been to space, he waros around universe fatser dan hw superman flies around dem,he able to dodge darkseids laser, no 1 else can. batsy is gt gadget, superman hes gt super powers(mostly exxagerated and diminished depending on scenario).
    and to those saying batman fights joker and peguin, well he has also encountered most of superman villains nad they were all astonished by he intellectua. so batsy 4 me…………btw how comes superman still go other universe and still have hes power, wat if he gt stuck at a system with redsun , he ll probs shoke an d die. anyways the idea behind superman is vin sukm1 so power, so why does he face vallians that are under par.. toyman etc pfft

  76. also why does he bother fight, since hes heat vision can burn a planet, why dont he go an sky n be an hawk den laser all hes target that way he will b able 2 avoid kryptonite. well flash hes fatser n imagine flash and batman as 1.

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