Superman vs Batman

Batman would so-have a Bat Missile Defence Gadget in his utility belt. I don’t care what Superman says!

And here’s a rather cool “trailer” for a Superman and Batman film. Now, that I’d like to see! It’s a fan film and not in production, but it’s done really well.

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  1. OK OK… SO U SAY THAT BATMAN CAN BUILD A INDESTRUCTABLE BUILDING AND REINFORCE IT WITH KRYPTONITE RITE? NOW WHAT IF SUPERMAN GRABS AND LONG ASS CHAIN, KEEPS HIS DISTANCE AND WRAPS THE CHAIN AROUND THE SO CALLED “INDESTRUCTABLE BUILDING” AND PULL IT OUT OF ITS FOUNDATION AND THROWS IT OUT OF SPACE WITH BATMAN IN IT. UH OH NOW WHAT… BATMAN CAN’T FUCKIN BREATH NO AIR. NOW SUPERMAN CAN GO OUTERSPACE CUZ HE CAN BREATH IN SPACE AND SLAP IN AROUND.

    AND COME ON “IT TAKES MORE SKILL TO BE BATMAN” MY ASS. SUPERMAN DOESN’T NEED A MASK AND PEOPLE STILL DON’T KNOW WHO HE IS. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT U GUYS BUT THAT’S PRETTY SKILLFUL TO ME.

    AND BATMAN IS A MERE HUMAN HES GONNA HAVE TO DIE EVENTUALLY! SUPERMAN CAN JUST WAS TILL HE IS LIKE 70 YEARS OLD AND BEAT HIS ASS UP AND DOWN.

    SUPERMAN OVER BATMAN ANY DAY ANY TIME ANY WHERE!!

    BATMAN IS A LITTLE PANSY!!!

    1. LMAO. u just made superamn as pathetic as ever. he would have to wait till batman turns 70 to slap him around huh? Superman HAS to use his super human ability to get rid of a human huh?

      thank you for proving two things

      1. superman is really the pansy

      2. superman could never win in a fair fight one on one. no super human strength, no krypt, no gadgets. just straight out UFC style.

      1. superman is superman BECAUSE he has powers you idiot. sure, batman is definitely a better fighter. without a doubt. if superman were human, batman would wipe the floor with him.
        the fact is however, HE’S NOT HUMAN. he’s a superbeing. and therefore, batman, in a fight, COULD NOT beat superman.

  2. Honest to God. Superman would beat the shit out of Batman. “But batman would plan it out!” “But batman is smarter” “But batman would use Kryptonite!”. No, the context that everyone is using to argue against Superman is that batman has beat the shit out of superman before in comic books, well don’t you think that it is a little bit unfair to always show superman destroying his opposition? so the writers think up these ways in which batman concocts some genius plan to destroy superman. Ok, well thats the writers view, think about superman’s powers, he has a shit load, now think about batman’s powers, he has none. superman would take batman’s head off with one punch. now this doesn’t mean i don’t like batman because i do i like him a lot, in fact more than i like superman, however this age old question has just been settled. batman would get annihilated by superman hands down no ands, ifs, or buts about it. However Dr.Manhattan would destroy both of them in an instant.

  3. All the details then of course. He wanted. And you think that batman can go so far to get help like a little girly fag, Superman could kick his ass. Batman had to even call him one. I mean watch the Batman Begins and The Dark Knight movies. He doesn’t even make it was going to rob knew that I was planning to rob them. Well that if the bank I not see Superman Returns. Also it wasn’t enough that the two outnumbered Superman but also they would kick Batman’s ass in just a few seconds if He walks around with a belt with what? Ok, this is afraid that Superman might find him and kill him at life. Batman blows as a superhero if you say that is like me saying that if I made a great plan to rob a bank, then I could do that. A battering, a grappling hook? The best weapon he has is probably breath spray he uses for his gay sidekick Robin!
    Superman could kill Batman several ways. He could crush him just to beat him.
    Superman wins hands down! But what if Batman had an effect on an island made of kryptonite!? After getting beat down on him.
    Some of you can beat Superman with Batman.
    Batman just sucks at any time, Superman could use his super speed and punch him in the face before it even had time to prepare for Superman, Then they had to use his weakness and getting stabbed with kryptonite, part of which he carries around like a little girl because he is a very simple question to answer. Then he could turn the world around, and use him in his drinks, even if Batman had kryptonite, which was broken inside his body, and being thrown in a stormy ocean, he is saved and right after the kryptonite is taken out of him, he flies into the earth and lifts a giant island (of kryptonite mind you) out during the day.
    Superman kicks ass and is that kind of superhero that when most people think about him they think of power and indestructibility. When you think of Batman, you think of some loser that buys his “powers”, hides in the shadows, and is afraid to come out of the earth and launches it into space! Superman would prepare and I would be in the face, freeze him and make his own gadgets anymore? If you say that he made the staid tracking phones thing by himself then you are stupid because he used Locus’ tech to do it. Duh! If he takes into account All the villains have to do their stuff during the day and he does nothing.
    One last thing, when Batman beat Superman, it daytime if he wanted. Did you not a fair fight. So if Superman prepared too, then he would wipe the shadows like a fag.
    Also, if Batman hid in the floor with a tiny little piece of his weakness against him with a freaking building, heat ray him in trouble.

  4. I actually read all of this thread.

    The morale of the story is simple. If Batman has even a few seconds to think things out he’ll come out on top. So unless Superman comes in flying at superspeed and kills him instantly, ONLY THEN, would he win.

    It’s been shown many times that given a chance to think things out Batman will prevail. He’s saved the Justice League countless times. The only time Batman has truly failed is when his weakness as a human being is used against him (ie. Bane waiting till he was beyond exhausted and hurt to break his back).

    Batman is the example of how close to perfection a human being can get athletically and intellectually. He may be paranoid in expecting the worst case scenario (and carry kryptonite) and have twenty emergency fail safe plans wherever he goes. But lets face it…have your parents shot in front of you as a kid and live in darkness, you allowed to be that paranoid. He lives in a world where there are superheroes and he saves/kicks their butts daily.

    In the end he may only be a human being and many of you see that as a weakness. But he is a human being and that is also his greatest strength.

    The best episodes of the Justice League cartoon by far are the ones that are based around the real human beings. They try harder to go toe to toe with the big menaces. BTW, whoever argued that Batman wasn’t a superhero because he had no powers. A hero is your normal person that does something heroic. A superhero does something up and beyond the normal heroics of normal man.

    One of my favorite scenes from the animated series is when Hawkgirl asks Batman if he carries kryptonite with him always. He turns and says “Yes. Just in case” and walks away. She turns to another hero and says, “He scares me.” “He scares us all” is the response. Or the Batman/Superman movie when Superman meets Batman for the first time putting his hand on his arm mid-interrogation of a suspect. That first chance encounter and Batman, your normal human being, THROWS Superman ten feet into a wall without a second glance. The look they have Superman give tells it all of how the fight would go down…”What the hell just happened”.

    Now you folks may bitch back with your half-assed grammer and hooked on phonics spelling.

    1. you know ive seen all those cartoons and i got to say i really dont member all of that. i got to go back and check them out. its been a very long time since ive seen them.

      VERY GOOD AND VALID POINTS BY THE WAY

  5. IDIOTS batman frigging carries kryptonite in his utility belt, superman will go freaking seizure on his ass if they ever went one on one

  6. Lol Superman would win if Batman don’t have krytonite ==
    1. Superman could just throw a mountain or 50 storey building on Batman and he would be squashed flat
    2. Superman can freeze Batman in a second {how does Batman realize supes gonna freeze him though}
    3. Superman can hug an atomic bomb and fly straight to Batman and let it explode!Supes remains alive and Batman’s juices not to be found!

  7. I’m willing to bet most of the ignoramuses on this topic have never even read a freaking comic. Batman has been two steps ahead of Batman many times.

  8. who is the leader of the Justice League?…answer me and you will know who is the most powerful superhero or hero on earth? No doubt

    1. HA!!! I see nobody asnwered this one lol. It is even said in the comic books, that if there were no Superman, there would be no Justice Leage. The idea of Batman being able to defeat the entire Justice League is a damn joke if you ask me. Wonder Womand could squeeze off Batmans Penis with her vagina muscles. The Green Lantern would send his ass into outerspace. Aquaman would drown his ass. The Flash would run circles around the Bat. This is why I read Marvel.

  9. Once your the leader… you’ll not end up in second place…thats the fact and u must accept the truth,,, he commands all other superheroes…thus he is the most respected hero and most powerful…being the leader means your the greatest of all,,not whatsoever reasons

  10. Superman’s only the leader because leaders have to inspire, and Batman makes all the other “superheroes” shit themselves in fear…not to mentioin the general population.

    So when Superman shudders in fear at Batman, a normal human, and he does at times it brings the point home on who would win. Since Superman dose have some fear of Batman and that gives him an advantage.

    Superman would think…well Batman would use kryptonite from his belt on me so i’ll have to hit him long range. But remember Batman would have already thought up the first ten ideas Clark would have used against him, then the top 10 evil ways Clark would do it if he was possessed, turned evil, etc.

    Superman moves fast…well that’ll set off the air current sensors placed within the city used to detect him flying below radar.

    I do admit Superman “could” win the fight, but to do that would mean civilian casualties in the millions. He’d have to destroy the city to get at him without any reaction time. Even he’d have to get Bruce out in the open and not suspicious that something was up. So good luck on that one.

    BTW, the US elected George Bush. Not the greatest of all leaders and he dropped the ball.

  11. bat man is a realy hero he is human but super man is not a human.If the bat man loss his loss is not valued peoples also praised his (super man as a powerful alien)

  12. being intelligent is not enough for batman. batman coud deafeat superman only in his dreams. superman can easily kick batman’s asssssssssssss

  13. batman could not defeat superman even though he have kryptonite because 1 piece of lead is enough to protect superman

  14. Will you batty boy fans stop about batman beating superman in the comics .. Frank miller is a self confessed superman hater … and whats this about batty boy being a strategic thinker … bet he does not even have the time to scratch his ass when supes comes in at the speed of light and punches him into oblivion … the only place batman has beaten superman was at the box office …
    let batman face a pissed off supes … he would shit his pants …

    1. and whats with this Batman being smarter … hell, superman comes from a highly advanced race far far superior than humans … he is bound to be superintelligent … in fact in the silver age supes was a mega genius .. in fact its the #&@#)&@)#&@)&# DC writers who have promoted Batman with super intelligence and have made supes to look like a dumbass musclebound clod …
      hell even chuck norris would beat batman …

      1. HOLD THE HELL UP!!!

        CHUCK NORRIS COULD KICK ANYBODY BUTT. ALL HE HAS TO DO IS ONE ROUND HOUSE KICK AND EVERYBODY DIES! SUPERMAN IS NOT FAST ENOUGH FOR A KICK LIKE THAT!

        TRUE FACT ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS
        WHEN CHUCK GOES TO TAKE SHOWERS, WATER DOESN’T WET HIM, WATER GETS CHUCKED NORRIS

  15. Superman would sooooooooooo beat batman.

    C’mon, batman is just really a handyman who wears leather and a mask.
    And batman has to have a sidkick in case he needs rescuing. and he can’t even fly!!!!! he has to drive around in a little car!!!!!!!

    Superman is way stronger, he can fly, and he always comes out with really smart things to say. he is a PROPER super hero.
    oh, and if i haven’t made my point clear, superman would win!

  16. Superman would totally win!
    No questions asked
    Win fot the man of steel.
    Pft no one can defeat super strenght, super speed, flying, heat vision and x ray vision. Lets get real now.
    SUPERMAN rocks.

  17. It will be an unfair match. Superman just needs to spit at Batman and Batman will vaporise. How can a human being possibly defeat a superpowered being? You guys keep saying Kryptonite like its readily available everywhere. Do you know how difficult it is to get Kryptonite?

    It will be like us killing an ant for Supes to kill Batman.

  18. EXCATLLY. this is one unfair fight! if we were to but them as equals which none of you people did. hands down batman would win. in other words, put them in a octane (UFC cage) and with no gadgets, no super abilities, just to men fighting Bruce Wayne vs Clark Kent. Bruce would win.

    Remember that superman only has these abilities because he is in earth. now if you put them in Kryptonia or whatever the hell that planet is called. they are just “normal” people like you and i. put them in a octane and let them duke it out. batman will still come victorious. however if the planet was never destroyed hands down Clark Kent would be smarter then a fifth grader (and batman). LOL

  19. Superman has powers, Batman has skills and smarts. Superman is smart but only booksmart (not useful in a fight). If both are prepared, Batman has the upper hand. Superman would have the upper hand and most likely win if it was an unexpected fight. One can’t ignore the comics as a source. It happen Batman won but that doesn’t mean that Batman would win everytime. And movies are unreliable because they make-up stuff. Just because Batman is human doesn’t mean everything. These factors are already known by both parties and understood when this question was asked. People stop stating the already known, and please give reason to your answers otherwise it just seems that your opinion doesn’t matter. In the end to answer this question you have to ask…
    1.)Where is the fight?
    2.)Prepared or Unprepared?
    3.)Is the fight to the death?

  20. i tire of this argument. in a fair fight, no weapons – just simply fist to fist, superman would not lose to batman. that doesn’t even make sense. think about it. just for a second. superman could burn batman’s brains. or freeze him to death. or just ram hit at full speed. batman is a genius. BUT HE IS HUMAN.
    as far as for literature, if you morons knew ANYTHING about writing, you would understand that it suits the writers to have batman defeat superman because its the thing that is likely NOT to happen – it increases readership. if superman defeats batman, that is what would be expected. its more interesting to read a story in which the underpowered person wins.
    but if you really think that in a fight, just man to man, in a brawl, that superman would be defeated by batman, then you’re just a first class idiot. its really that simple.

  21. i have read so many silly sites concerning a possible confrontation between superman and butman..(why am i responding?…right! i must be looking for these sites…tells you how bored i am) and frankly it is really stupid. batman would stand a better chance of beating me than an alien with super powers. i also read superman vs the hulk…does anybody realize how fast light speed or faster than light speed is? it is roughly 669,600,000 miles an hour. i don’t care what sized kryptonite batman has on him…but if i fly at that speed, through him…it won’t have much effect on me. i can saw him in half from the constellation of lyra with my heat vision, laser vision…whatever! you can’t pit a human against those types of traits. i believe it is stated in the comics that krypton is a 1000 yrs advanced technologically than that of earth. where this is leading to is that batman can not and is not more intelligent than Kal El who has listened to and memorized all the kryptonian crystal infomercials sent with him on his journey to earth and more importantly when he was old enough to retain the material…compliments of legendary einsteinian scientist father Jor El whose origin and knowledge is “ADVANCED EXPONENTIONALLY!” would not only give Kal El the up to date, out of date (depending on the point of view), info on his new home and all the status on their primitive ways, included in this menu would be all sciences, forensics, medical, exploration, evolution. laws, social studies, eco, traits, tendencies, and a step by step on how to interact with these simpletons…and so on and so on. why do you think superman acts like a dork in the form of clark kent? it’s somewhat similar to the difference of how one may behave in the presence of a lawyer (in this case a kryptonian, in comes superman) and children (in this case are humans, in comes idiot clark kent) he can act like a clown! is there someone out there that actually thinks that batman could be smarter than superman…or more informed. the only arguement that you might have is that superman is home schooled and that may explain his social ineptness. if batman possessed an advantageous step on superman in the intelligence category…than that would be stating that batman is approximately 1000 years ahead of his generation…and quite possibly shouldn’t have to resort to the physical intimidation tactics to accomplish his deeds and would most likely resort to something to the level of the a forever lasting phantom zone, not a stupid punishisment of 3 to 5 yrs, and maybe half of that with good behavior. what a joke. the hulk…that is another one. he is earth made…at light speed i would easily cut him in half…in half. marvel universe has him rated at a power level catagory of 100 tons! superman moves planets (more than a 100 tons…i think…lol)…and cleans his tights in the suns surface if he wants to or needs to. listen people…i will get a life when you folks show me that you are trying to get a clue! if this doesn’t oppose your beliefs…don’t be offended…if this does…shame on you! lol…havin’ fun…have a good life! respond…i challenge you!

  22. Let’s say that Superman flies off to another universe for a mission like he has done in the past. Then Darkseid comes to destroy the Earth. Do you really think Batman could stop Darkseid? If you do, you have got to be crazy.

  23. Direct Quote:
    Superman: “There is only one man in the world I fear… Batman.”
    Batman: “There is only one man in the world I fear… Plastic Man.”

    I know, I know, Superman is pretty ridiculous in terms of power, and for that, I must say I can see why so many people think he could kick the crap out of a human guy like Batman. Whoever quoted Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns was correct, however, and that is a clear example of Batman beating Superman (albeit that’s not “technically” cannon, although it did cause the massive reboot in Batman comic sales from the 80’s on). Again, they’re both fictional, so the question will always be a hypothetical one (which is why I’m always so confused as to why people get so angry about these things). However, in terms of the actual comic books, I have to say I find Batman more appealing. It’s much less interesting to watch a fellow as powerful as Superman save the day when you know if he really tries he can do just about anything. I enjoy reading a story with a little more conflict, one where the main character isn’t so removed from my own self and who has to struggle to gain victory. In terms of the characters, there’s not much I can say (I’d probably root for Batman, but there are so many different variables to this question that I really don’t think it’s properly answerable), but in terms of the comics, I definitely enjoy Batman more.

  24. yes everyone knows Batman could beat Superman. Batman has Kryptonite in his utility belt at all times in case Superman decides to turn against mankind and because of his Kryptonite in his belt he defeated Superman already thats where he found out about the Kryptonite…..Dumbasses

  25. My ass batman would win. To all you idiots who say he does, keep in mind he is wearing “suits” or “costumes”. That does not define a super hero. A super hero is defined by his abnormal powers among men.

    Batman does not have abnormal powers cause I myself have hate, have learned martial arts and are angry. The only difference between me and batman at this point is he was born into a multibillion dollar family which could support his bullshit obsession.

    Unlike superman he was thrown into his powers which he had to learn, master & hide from the public. Super man has fought numerous enemies with REAL powers, not umbrellas which shoot bullets or guns which shoot ice…… people who can set shit on fire and stuff which can blow up……

    I dont care how tatical batman can be, regardless of all his suits, superman can long distance shoots heat wave at him. Oh whats that? his space suit isnt worth anything anymore cause superman just headshotted batman? Oh well. Rejoice.

  26. @Cormac: @GO BATMAN: Yeah right, in his fucking dreams. Superman is awesome, and Batman isn’t simple as that!

  27. Actually, Batman is pretty cool. But just as you wouldn´t compare Batman to an ordinary human, you wouldn´t compare Batman with a superhero like superman. It´s just not comparable. Superman is super, Batman is… a Bat.

  28. u guys are idiots. bat man has beaten superman in 3 to 4 official comics written by the comics themselves. batman is a human with hella money and anger and has whooped superman on occasion. no super powers no stopin bullets just brain, his power is to think 15 steps ahead no super power is greater than that. he always keeps kryptonite but used it only twice out of the 4 times they fought and won everytime, super man can suck a super cock. he may be stronger but that make super man look super stupid if u ask me….gettin beat by a human with money and was trained by ninja??????come on now. facts are facts batman all day. THE END

  29. and batmans not the leader of the justice league because he a fuckkin bat u dumb asses he likes to be alone in darkness if he was given the opp hed say no and still whoop supermans ass get it right u geeks lol im just here kuz im bored but u guys sound reterded all u superman lovers have u no love for human kind a real hero, go masterbate to a wonderwoman comic u nerds lol

  30. superman would die because batman would attack him and he would do something stupid like flyinto the sun

  31. Batman’s weapon is preperation. This is why he has never been killed, even though he’s only human. Batman has the resources to create a batsuit made of cryptonite. It’s easy to beat Superman. All u need IS cryptnote. I could beat Superman w/it. For the record, Batman doesn’t need a sidekick. Comic books were under fire. So, they gave him a teenage sidekick to seem more friendly. Superman is already friendly. So, he didnt need 1. Robin is simply another 1 of Batman’s tools!!!!

  32. How about we lock Superman and Batman in a cage with no super powers, no gadgets, no special nothing. Batman wins, no doubt. He knows how to kill people with his own hands.

  33. uh guys being human being we will have to support human being.. not some crazy old blue guy who flies wearing underwear over his pants.
    who is batman, intelligent+stealth+gadgets+cool costume
    and whoz superman, superpower+superpower+superpower.
    batsie has got many ways to avoid supes attacks here are few
    1)laser view-its not a hard job he just needs a mirror to reflect it back
    2)any close range attacks- oh c’mon guys batsie has got kryptonite with him
    but as the matter of fact neither me nor the comic owners wanna kill either of em

  34. batman is just another james bond honestly… yeah he is cool but superman can only be killed by batman if batman uses kryptonite… batman is just a gadget boy. even i could kill him with a gun or something… with supermans super speed flight laser eyes ability to breath in space and to turn back time how can that gadget boy beat him

    1. dude… most of us already know that batman posses krypto.. which creeps superman and his friends in justice league

  35. batman as been to space, he waros around universe fatser dan hw superman flies around dem,he able to dodge darkseids laser, no 1 else can. batsy is gt gadget, superman hes gt super powers(mostly exxagerated and diminished depending on scenario).
    and to those saying batman fights joker and peguin, well he has also encountered most of superman villains nad they were all astonished by he intellectua. so batsy 4 me…………btw how comes superman still go other universe and still have hes power, wat if he gt stuck at a system with redsun , he ll probs shoke an d die. anyways the idea behind superman is vin sukm1 so power, so why does he face vallians that are under par.. toyman etc pfft

  36. also why does he bother fight, since hes heat vision can burn a planet, why dont he go an sky n be an hawk den laser all hes target that way he will b able 2 avoid kryptonite. well flash hes fatser n imagine flash and batman as 1.

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