1.sit on your ass at home bored reading these things
2.do at least two of them in the next week
3.eat your own cum
4.jump off a cliff
5.run around the block spanking cars with your pants down
6.eat an entire tub of cool whip
7.watch a rolly polly drowned in the toilet(creepy but actually really funny)
8.cross dress for a day
9.fuck a celebrity
10.dance in the rain like a mad man
11.give a random person a titty twister
12.punch an annoying person in the face and feel good about it
13.eat shit and have a nice day 🙂