1.eat 3 buisciuts and skull them down with orange juice
2. dance like a mexican in the main street
3.have a real done up sports car and lap the streets listening to a classical peice of music
4.shoot a dead duck with a 12 guage
5. buy 13 light bulbs then try to sell them at McDonalds
6.ring random numbers pretending to be a telemarketer, try to adopt their children.

yes yes you have to try these.. you will feel like you have achieved somethign in life by doing these simple steps.