Right lads, I need to get busy as I’ve still got a few things to do from this list in the next 2 years! Who’s on for a parachute jump? lol. (via Owen)
Too late! I’m 31 now. Doh! But life couldn’t be better!
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Actually, a parachute jump for Charity is on the cards for me this year.
TRY NOT TO DIE
haha that is my goal!
free yor self from rational thought and comtemplate:
if there is an afterlife it could not only be for humans after all we are all animals. So it would have to have every animal that has ever been and will be in it. it would make more sense that when you die that is the end. no life no nothing.it makes sense that man would create somthing to look forward to when they die not just nothing, this beeing God.. im not very good at religions. It has happened through out history with every major civilization creating some sort of God.
How about my list – http;//www.before40.co.uk
Forty things to do before 40!
laugh untill your sides hurt
have milk come out of your nose on purpose
help a person
dont get any parking tickets for 6 months in a row
eat so much that u feel like u r going to explode
fast for 7 days
go to church
play hide and seek atleast 87 times and atleast 4 times with someone over 18
make a tun of mistakes
visit an old friend
write and publish a poem
( i wonder if u can tell that i’m only a kid)
beep at people in the car and see if they wave back
NAil a fat bitch
est someone.
Have dink all night long. (the dink is an inside joke.)
ummmmm…………..become a stripper
become a stripper????
Ummmm….
Get A On all your subjects on your report caard
Hehe I have done that
hav a laugh with you mates and laugh your self stupied then ………….. i dono i not that far with me life yet
poke some one until they get a large red mark
Visit all 50 states, travel to a foreign country, sky dive, fall in love, have a child, train and race in a triathlon, learn to ballroom dance, learn a 2nd language… the list goes on 🙂 hehe
stick a finger up your nose in front of a lot people:)
ermmmmm shag all the way and get blitst lol
eee y would u wanna stick ya finger up ur nose in front of ppl
say hello
um well before you are 30…you should empty the contents of a bean bag on the floor and roll around on them. HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE PEEPS!!
try to fly but dont hurt urself hahhah im no where near 30 years old can ya tell …can ya can ya??
have a cinversation with your elbow (i wont be 30 for a while)
Love the one about talking to your elbow, goes well with growling at it and biting it, all of course in a public place!!!
dance with a pickle 😉
Dress in lingerie, go out on aroof, and watch the faces of people around you.
and…. laugh at drunk people
poke your eye out with your little toe
be the first male to give birth
be edward wood!
get in a fight with the english!! oh and eat a raw potatoe. tis fun, and very pointless.
Run around naked.
visit this webby
smeel 8 differents peoples socks at the same time
eat a blok of cheese
drink tomato ketchup
eat vinegar
go into town and act like a wild dog!
i’m 14 lol
sit dwn nd ingnore yur parents its funy but they dnt think so try it lol
Keep on calling somoene and burp in the phone when they answer… and then dance with a pickle .. lol
Stick a toothpick in your doghnut while doing the hocky pocky while wearing a diaper.lol
Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting, is the best! 😀
gobe a flamby (only the french can understand this delicate art)
done all of these except for num 10,
1.)fucking go to the convinent store and tell the guy at the counter that dot on his head looks like a camera
2.)kill somrone
3.)get madd fucked up on alot of drugs
4.)walk around the mall naked wit a finger in ur ass
5.)drive over 150mph
6.)buy a doggy and train it to lick ur girlfriends vag
7.)crash on ur bike going over 40mph
8.)fall in love
9.)go on a vacation with a bunch of friends and have the time of ur life
10.)travel around the country and bang a girl in every diff state
11.)grab a random persons ass in the mall
12.)yellin a random persons ear as they walk by you in the mall
13.)buy some bling and some gear
14.)get laid
15.)buy some subs for ur car
16.)smoke a blunt wit cocaine in it
17.)take every single pill in the medicine cabinit, take 3 shotts of every alchol in the house and go to bed hopin u dont wake up
18.)beat the fuck outta ppl wit a hatchet lol madd funn
i have done all those pluss jump off a roof while trippin of acid and im only 17 lol hahahaha im madd fucked up
zac you realy have a lot of growing up to do. you sound like a 13 yo trapped inside a 17 yo’s body and there you will stay till you stop taking drugs. i dont beleave you done any of them things you say you did. most of all no.2 and no.18.
Ok so this is REALLY trippy… get stoned with some good weed, get a strobe light and a blowup matress with an automatic pump. Lay on the already blown up matress with the strobe light on, let all the air out and experience the magic. Then if your pump is strong enough, while laying on the bed fill it back up. Trust me, this shit is fun! (make sure its really dark so the strobe light works well)
yea……u guys r sickos, i dunno y i even looked at this site cuz now im scared of life!
get fucked for hours none stop lol
eat as much as u can
spend loads of money and dnt give a shit!!!
I’m already over 30 (just a little!!) So I don’t have to do any of these things, ha!! I’ve done worse though.
Go to Mexico for a week
Hell yea dude I tried that and it feels soo wird
Dude wtf is wrong with u ppl.
Train a dog to lick ur gf’s vag? Ew.
Why would a girl want a DOG to lick that. I dont even want a GUY to do that. I pee from down there!
Gross. What a sicko. I hope ur girlfriend beats the fuck outta u wit a hatchet. Jerk.
UR ALL PERVS!!
you r a load of muck do you understand what ur saying who would want a dog to lick bits thats so sad and pervy write back if you agree
you load of muck you are silly and disgusting and pervs this is a one way site OMG!!!! who the hell would want a dog licking there bits that is unbelievable you are perthetic and aload of fuckers and bull shit xxx
write back you bastards
fick me bitches im english do you want me
fuck me bitces im english do yo want me im horny ooh ooh ooh
strip run everywhere naked!
Lmao Lucky Dog… Hope It Loved The Pink PIzza… Wats The Bet The Girl Loved It!!!
take a whole bunch of cordicedian cough & cold pills, turn on some techno, relax close your eyes and experience infinity in your hand!