Who is Michael Savu?

So, I was browsing the QDB: Top 50 Quotes, and I came across this classic (warning, offensive language!). I wondered then, “Who is Michael Savu? Will his mom ever find the post?”
hehe.

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375 thoughts on “Who is Michael Savu?

  1. Happy to be 101 person 🙂
    Micheal where are you…. we should start a milk box campaign…. “Have you seen Michael?”

  2. Man, I guess it’s time to start the Church of Savo. Got here through google… I guess I’ll be yet another useless post that doesn’t solve the mystery.

  3. Hehe… Google… I don’t think that he exists though, or that it is his real name. Don’t you guys google yourself once in a while? He must have found that page, or somebody who knows him. Did anyone tried to phone that guy in detroit? Happy Savu hunting,

  4. omg, you sad f00kers, do you have nother better to do then google this kids name?! Didnt think so! Me neither 😉

  5. What the hell am I doing here? I should be studying for my final exam ( maths, starts in 3 hours)… But I cant be bothered, I must know first where he is………………….

    MICHAEL WHERE ARE YOU :::::_??????

  6. Michael Savu,

    A modern day Livingstone.

    20 Guineas to the first man to find him I say!

    – Arthur.

  7. Yet another Googler 🙂

    Although if Michael was indeed the one mentioned on bash.org, I don’t think his landline would be registered as “Michael Savu”, but in his parents’ name… Anyone tried to actually call him?

  8. Long live Michael Savu! I don’t know, it just seems to me that there’s something poignant in his story… something that speaks to every one of us who’s ever tried to find solace and release on the internet from the demands and pace of modern teenage life…

    Whether or not we find you, and whether or not you were actually grounded, God bless you, Michael… for you are the Son of Mom, who suffered for the sins of all geeks – the forum flaming, the hidden pr0n downloads, the mp3’s and Divx rips, and the gaming binges when we should have been freaking doing homework, so give us our daily bandwidth fix, and deliver us from lag, dialup and the MPAA, forever and ever, amen.

  9. I cannot die without finding out the full story, Michael Savu you will be found!

    Googled from Sydney

  10. Savu is a finnish last name so he might be of scandinavian family who has moved to US
    just googled here looking for savu as well…

  11. My mom’s set a ton of parental blocks on my internet access, that’s about it. Yikes, I hadn’t seen this page on me before… Then again, why the hell should you believe I’m Michael Savu? Heheh

  12. hahahaha
    I have to say bash is awesome!! after reading the bit about Michael Savu google led me to here, to all you people with similar interests. unfortunatedly the image search on google did not yield a mug shot of the poor guy hahaha must be pretty cool for him to type his name and find a whole host of people online who want to know about him.

    also…who is this michell…XD

    also of note, this shady character who goes by Seeker on irc…hehe wanna who he is.

    there was somequote near the top that was someone claiming to be michael savu, no way to know for sure tho.
    Hey Michael! post your mug, don’t be shy LoL

  13. What i want to know, was did Michael Savu ever get the chance to fuck Michelle’s brains out???
    If i were a girl i would find it very romantic to be mentioned on bash.org 😛

  14. Oh yes. Of course I can’t be original. I’m not even original in doing that! But nice blog. Gotta love the t-shirt idea. Someone send me one. 😉 Maybe put a big shoe or something on it… hehe

  15. jeez, i’m person number 134… i’m Malaysian, and I know of Savu-boy.. hahaha… man, i wonder what happened 🙁

  16. Fucking awesome, I know now for sure I’m not the only fucking guy on earth with absolutely nothing else better to do…
    From France 😉

  17. this is fucking hilarious, I was sure nobody else would bother. let’s start a club of people with too much time on their hands.

  18. Umm yeah, same here, found through Google.

    But I’ll bet it’s a faked entry. I’ll bet there is no “real” Michael Savu.

  19. Googling from New Zealand. This is a phenomenon to rival the Trojan Room Coffee Pot. What I want to know is, why on earth doesn’t Wikipedia have an article on Michael Savu???

    #98 is right, this is a religious experience. I have faith in the imminent and this-worldly revelation of WHTMS [What Happened To Michael Savu]. We shall call the day WHaTMaS. Like Christmas, but not.

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