That “girlfriend gets tattoo of her boyfriend on her arm” guy

If you follow me on Twitter you might have seen me tweet this picture, a Facebook thread made by one Sara Hartley for her boyfriend Austin Knill.

It’s hilarious, it’s cringe worthy. It had all the hallmarks of being a hoax. The first paragraph dragging the reader in with an insane story and positive replies. You just knew it was going to end badly.

Hey baby, I wanted to show you in person, but I’m gonna be in Calgary a little longer than I expected. But anyways, Surprise!!! Thanks again so much for paying for it, the spa was the best valentine’s gift a girl could ask for.

Of course it’s a hoax. But it’s golden viral material. Good job Austin!

But Knill says he is taking some steps to stop the prank going further: “Her account has been deactivated for fear that some of the fake photos could be traced back to real people. Though I was in this to troll, the last thing I want to do is cause people grief for being mistaken as my psychotic ex.” (openfile)

The Commodore 64 Disk Masher (C64 DMS)

DMSREADER and DMSWRITER are two parts of a Commodore 64 tool I wrote way back in 1994. I presume I got the name from the Amiga DMS tool but I really don’t know. The purpose of the tool was to create an image of 5 1/4 disks but break the image up into smaller DMS files.

Download dms64-1.0.zip.

According to the attached note, I wrote it to upload C64 demos to local BBSes but it was also used by me and the few people I still swapped C64 disks with back then. Were D64 image files around in 1994? If they were I didn’t know about them. They could only be useful to users of higher capacity disks anyway. Don’t bother trying to send a message to the email address in the note. It’s an address I had in first year in college and is long gone!

I’m posting this here because there’s no sign of this tool at all online. Some of my demos are already on CSDB but not this. It’s obviously not that useful these days when a D64 image file is only 171KB but for historical reasons it’s probably of interest. Each of the two parts are a mixture of BASIC and assembly language. By the looks of things I used some sort of illegal character trick to hide the BASIC loader but you can view it easily in CBMXfer.

DMSWRITER recreates the disk from the DMS files. It’s fairly easy to use. Enter your drive number(s) and follow the instructions. Well, almost.

Where I wrote “destination disk” in the DMSWRITER it should have been “source disk” instead. Ooops. When data is written to the destination disk the border flashes with thick multicolour bars but when it flashes quickly with a grey/blue flicker you need to change the source disk to feed it more DMS files.
I noticed that the source drive light continues to flicker after the process is over but sending a reset or loading the disk directory will sort that out. I also noticed the text of the on screen display flashes up while writing as if that data is written to disk. I need to make sure that isn’t the case or we’ll end up with corrupted disks. I never noticed any problems previously so hopefully it’s a false alarm.

DMSREADER is responsible for creating DMS files. The process is much the same, only in reverse. The source drive should contain the disk you want to make an image of and the destination will be a blank disk. You’ll have to use two destination disks unfortunately as I never got around to compressing the output files. There’s still a bug in the READER where it asks you to flip the destination disk a second time, ignore that and just hit space.
Unfortunately when I first tested the reader I received a “?SYNTAX ERROR IN 1000” error just after I was told to flip the destination disk. Fixing it was easy, replacing the following code:

1000 IF (PEEK ($DC01)AND $10)< > 0THEN GOTO 1000
1000 IF PEEK (56321)< > 239THEN 1000

When I wrote that BASIC programme I was too smart by half. To stop people looking at the code I added REM commands followed by an illegal character. Just so I could debug the programme itself I had to edit the RAM where it lived and replace that character. Look for 8F CC in the screenshot below of the Action Replay machine code monitor. I replaced CC with 34 (character “4”) to get a code listing.

The DMSWRITER BASIC loader uses 56321 which is correct, but I have to wonder why I didn’t use a BASIC command to wait for a key press rather than fooling around with low level registers. The original file has been renamed DMSREADER.ORIG.

While looking at the ASM code in the file DMSREAD I think I found a small bug in the otherwise excellent CBMXfer. The first screenshot below is from CBMXfer and you’ll notice that the BNE returns to the wrong address. I loaded an Action Replay cartridge and used the monitor in that to view the same code in Vice where the BNE address is correct. Gave me a fright to think there was such an obvious bug in my code…

Oh yes, make sure you disable any fastloaders and enable true drive emulation in Vice when using these tools.

So totally chuffed that I can use an Action Replay in Vice. I did all my development in that monitor. Yes, not easy …

DMSREADER (BASIC listing)

2 A= 53280
  IF PEEK (52769)= 216OR LO= 1THEN GOTO 4
3 LO= 1
  LOAD "DMSREAD.ASM",8,1
4 POKE A,0
  POKE A+ 1,0
  PRINT CHR$ (8)
  PRINT "{CLR}{WHITE}   DMS 64 READER BY XEER/OZONE"
  REM 4
5 INPUT "SOURCE DEVICE NUMBER(RETURN FOR 8)";Z
6 INPUT "DEST DEVICE NUMBER(RETURN FOR 8)";X
7 IF Z= 0THEN  Z= 8
8 IF X= 0THEN  X= 8
9 SYS 4096
  POKE 52739,X
10 PRINT "{CLR}"
   SYS 52992
   OPEN 15,Z,15
   OPEN 5,Z,5,"#"
20 READ A,B,C
   IF A= - 1THEN GOTO 50
25 TR= A
30 PRINT# 15,"U1";5;0;TR;D
35 SYS 53008
   PRINT "{HOME}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}TRACK     ";"{LEFT}{LEFT}{LEFT}{LEFT}";TR,"SECTOR     ";"{LEFT}{LEFT}{LEFT}{LEFT}";D
40 D= D+ 1
   IF D= CTHEN TR= TR+ 1
   D= 0
45 IF TR= (B+ 1)THEN D= 0
   GOTO 60
46 GOTO 30
50 CLOSE 5
   CLOSE 15
   END 
60 CLOSE 5
   CLOSE 15
100 IF  TR< 33 THEN  GOTO  110
101 PRINT "FLIP DEST DISK!!!"
    GOSUB 1000
110 IF  Z= XTHEN PRINT "{HOME}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}  INSERT DEST DISK AND PRESS SPACE"
    GOSUB 1000
130 POKE 52800,NAME+ 65
    SYS 52736
140 IF Z= XTHEN  PRINT  "{UP}    INSERT SOURCE DISK AND PRESS SPACE"
    GOSUB 1000
150 NA= NA+ 1
    GOTO 10
200 DATA  1,3,21,4,6,21,7,9,21,10,12,21,13,15,21,16,17,21
210 DATA  18,19,19,20,22,19,23,24,19
220 DATA  25,27,18,28,30,18
230 DATA  31,33,17,34,35,17
240 DATA  -1,-1,-1
1000 IF (PEEK (56321))< > 239THEN GOTO 1000
1010 RETURN 

DMSWRITER (BASIC listing)

7 IF PEEK (52757)= 213THEN  LO= 4
8 IF LO= 4THEN GOTO 10
9 LO= 4
  LOAD "DMSWRITE.ASM",8,1
10 POKE 53280,0
   POKE 53281,0
   PRINT "{CLR}{WHITE}DMS 64 WRITE BY XEER/OZONE"
   SYS 4096
11 INPUT "SOURCE DEVICE NUMBER(RETURN FOR 8)";Z
12 INPUT "DEST DEVICE NUMBER(RETURN FOR 8)";X
13 PRINT "INSERT SOURCE DISK AND PRESS SPACE"
   GOSUB 3000
   IF Z= 0THEN Z= 8
14 IF X= 0THEN X= 8
15 NAME= 0
   D= - 1
   POKE 52739,Z
   GOSUB 1000
   POKE 52800,NAME+ 65
   SYS 52992
16 PRINT "{CLR}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}{DOWN}IF THE DISK STOPS ON ONE DISK MODE,"
17 PRINT "SWAP DISKS AND PRESS SPACE!"
18 PRINT "IF THE SCREEN FLASHES THEN U MUST USE   SIDE 2 OF THE DESTINATION DISK"
20 OPEN 15,X,15
   OPEN 5,X,5,"#"
   READ A,B,C
   IF A= - 1THEN GOTO 50
25 TR= A
30 PRINT# 15,"U2";5;0;TR;D
31 PRINT# 15,"B-P";5;0
32 SYS 53008
40 D= D+ 1
   IF D= CTHEN TR= TR+ 1
   D= 0
41 IF TR= (B+ 1)THEN D= 0
   GOTO 60
46 GOTO 30
50 PRINT "FINISHED!"
   CLOSE 5
   CLOSE 15
   END 
60 CLOSE 5
   CLOSE 15
100 TR= A
    D= - 1
    Z= 8
    GOSUB 1000
110 NA= NA+ 1
    POKE 52800,NA+ 65
115 IF  PEEK (52800)= 76 THEN  GOSUB 4000
120 GOSUB 1000
    SYS 52992
140 GOTO 20
200 DATA  1,3,21,4,6,21,7,9,21,10,12,21,13,15,21,16,17,21
210 DATA  18,19,19,20,22,19,23,24,19
220 DATA  25,27,18,28,30,18
230 DATA  31,33,17,34,35,17
240 DATA  -1,-1,-1
1000 IF Z= XTHEN GOSUB 3000
1005 SYS 52736
1010 IF Z= XTHEN GOSUB 3000
1020 RETURN 
3000 IF PEEK (56321)< > 239THEN 3000
3005 RETURN 
4000 POKE 53280,PEEK (53280)+ 1
     POKE 53280,PEEK (53280)- 1
4004 IF PEEK (56321)< > 239THEN 4000
4005 RETURN

A disappointing Syndicate

It was to be expected. The new remake of Syndicate isn’t going down well with reviewers. You’re better off with the original version where you can enjoy hours of fun with a minigun or whatever you’re having. Who needs tactics? Just send all your guys in and mow down all the baddies! (Except in the Atlantic Accelerator where you need lasers but that’s another story..)

It’s not too late to archive old disks

I have a collection of around 300 Commodore 64 5 1/4 disks. They were last used around 1995 and were kept in an unheated, sometimes damp room in my family home. It’s not all bad, I kept them in proper disk boxes so the disks were mostly upright during that time and not horizontal and pressing down on each other. For a long time I wondered about transferring the disks to more permanent and modern media.

When I had an Amiga I joined it and the C64 together using some sort of serial cable and an ASM programme I painstakingly typed into my C64 from the Amiga. Then when PCs became popular I hooked my 1541-II disk drive to the parallel port of my 486 and transferred over some of my own demos but nothing else. Unfortunately with the passage of time parallel ports became as rare as the Dodo and more complicated cables are now required which discouraged me from trying to build them.

So I did a little shopping last month.

On Ebay France I found an old Commodore 1541-II disk drive in pristine condition. The Irish Ebay site was useless and I couldn’t find any local drives. I bought a Zoom Floppy from Jim Brain in the USA. That’s a USB interface you can use to connect the 1541 to a modern PC. You can use the ordinary IEC cable that came with the 1541 or a parallel port variant to “nibble copy” protected disks.

Shortly after ordering both of those I read this post saying it was too late to archive disks. The author, Jason Scott, warned that we had left it too long to move everything off old floppy disks and other magnetic media. Too much time had elapsed. The magnetic signature of the data would have degraded, the media dirty and unusable. I was worried.

Back in the day I had swapped disks with people all over Europe and further beyond. It was my first contact with people from Germany, Denmark, Poland, Belgium and elsewhere. Stuck on those disks were notes and personalised collections of demos and programmes that couldn’t be found online.

The disk drive arrived first, then a few days later the Zoom Floppy interface. Was it too late? Thankfully no.

I’ve transferred 243 disks now and I’m not finished yet. I couldn’t rescue all the disks I tried. In some the media had stuck to the outer covering. In others the magnetic media was so dirty it wasn’t readable. By the time I got to 180 double sided disks done the disk drive packed it in giving the ominous “74, DRIVE NOT READY” error. All it took was a swipe of an alcohol swab over the drive head and all was right with the world again. Then I retried one of Iain’s disks and it died again so that disk will remain uncopied! As luck would have it some of the disks that would inevitably fail were those I used often and had snippets of code, graphics or music on them! I guess less than 10% failed however which isn’t bad for 20 year old magnetic media.

After a number of failures I went searching online for disk images when I recognised directory listings. CSDB is invaluable, and the Binary Zone disks section lists all the disks they offered. I remember buying demos from there so it was great to get the disk images. I sent Kenz a PayPal donation to thank him for his efforts.

I found many interesting things, including stuff that isn’t online. Some of it I have to talk to a few people about but I found something called DMSREAD (and related utilities) for creating disk images. The nice thing about it was that it would break up the image into smaller files so you could squeeze in an extra disk at the end of a double sided disk. Very important when you had to pay postage! Nothing about the C64 version online that I can find.

Setting up the Zoom Floppy was easy. It comes with no documentation (beyond a copy of the GPL) but the xum1541 homepage has the required install files. I used CBMXfer and GUI4CBM4WIN, both frontends to the Open CBM library to read the disks.
Also read about Rob’s experiences with the Zoom Floppy. I definitely recommend it if you need to connect a Commodore drive to a modern PC!

Once I’m satisfied with my archive I’ll probably throw out the disks but can they be recycled? I presume so. I’ll miss them though. A directory listing of D64 images can’t hope to compete with the variety of disk covers and hand written labels!

This 5 years of my personal data amounted to less than 130MB of data. I’ll run through that amount of space today in half an hour of taking photos so I shudder to think how much storage I’ll need in another 20 years time. I use 1.6TB of the space on an external 2TB drive and I find that external USB drives fail every 2-3 years. I’m currently waiting on a new 2TB drive to replace two 1TB drives that died recently (they mirrored each other so no data lost, unless this 2TB drive dies. Gulp!) but I’ll probably go down the route of a gigabit network and a NAS when I can afford it. Any suggestions for a quiet NAS enclosure are more than welcome in the comments section please!

Three Days in Dungarvan

I spent the last few days in Dungarvan, staying in the Park Hotel with my family. It’s a really nice town, small enough that you can walk around it in half an hour but plenty of places to eat and drink.

I took my camera of course and almost always shot in b/w mode with my Canon f1.8 50mm lens. I cheated a little as I used RAW+Jpeg mode but I’m happy with the results. RAW lets me recover the colour information while the Jpeg records a useful b/w image I can check against during post processing.

I love that 50mm lens but rarely use it so a whole holiday was a challenge. With such a short depth of field it’s really important getting the focus point right. I usually used the center point or a side point rather than trust the matrix to pick out the right one!

Witchcraft in Ireland

Here’s a 39 minute podcast about Witchcraft (mp3) from the RTÉ Documentary on One series. It was first broadcast in 1976. The first half of the documentary is enlightening, explaining what and how witches worship, but the discussion on black magic is disturbing. The guy who was confident he had killed people with magic was really creepy.

The comments from the Catholic priest at the end are comical, saying witchcraft is incompatible with “true religion” as they don’t worship “all mighty god”. Ah yes. I bet she would have something to say about that! 😉

And my first WordPress.org post was …

My post on this forum thread was my first one on WordPress.org apparently.

It was 8 years ago and WordPress didn’t have a plugin system and wouldn’t have until later. I had integrated Smarty into the b2++ project, with a nifty versioned template editor and even looked at doing the same with WordPress. Smarty had a plugin system that could be used in theory but nothing came of it.

What was your first post on the WordPress.org forum? Look in your profile to find out!