U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, a longtime advocate of regime change in the Wonka Empire, is urging President Bush to consider military intervention should Wonka refuse to cooperate.
U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, a longtime advocate of regime change in the Wonka Empire, is urging President Bush to consider military intervention should Wonka refuse to cooperate.
It’s strange. Something’s amiss. I come in the front door and there’s no scuffling sound from the front room. No sound of padded feet hitting the carpet off the sofa. No sight through the distorted glass door of the fuzzy white/brown shape lying on the kitchen floor. Nothing to step over when I want to sit down at the kitchen table. Nothing lying under there asleep. Better be careful opening the door, bet she’s sleeping there.
It’s strange. I get my breakfast cereal and almost say, “Good girl Spring, we’ll go for a W-A-L-K in a minute”. She dosn’t know how to spell you see. A part of my brain says that, yeah, Spring would like the scraps of my dinner. She likes fish. My brain says, “look around, she’s there somewhere!”
It’s strange. What a sh*t day at work. I’m wrecked. I just want to veg. I don’t want to talk to anyone. “Hi Spring! Waiting for me at the front door are you?”
She’s the only dog I know who’d give both you paws. I trained her many years ago in our kitchen using raisons. “Sit Spring! Sit! Good girl! Now, give me the paw. Good girl. Give me the other paw. You’re a greeaaat girl!”
Walkies!
Goodbye friend.
Linux Switch – be a super villian! (requires Flash)
She’s gone, it hurts like hell. Thank you to all my friends who mailed or contacted me. It’s appreciated. The house feels really empty. Back tomorrow.
I’m at home today so posting will be light. Spring will be put to sleep later.
The ionCube PHP Accelerator: Home
1.3.4r1 has just been released, and should correct false reports from some systems that the cache had been locked for over the max lock timeout (10 seconds by default) if a new request is received whilst the cache is being reinitialised.
MadBlast – A Message From Your President (Rated R) – hehe, just what you need on a Monday morning!
The Tardis will store a long and complicated URL for you and return a simple one in it’s place.
Dirty Baby – requires Flash, thanks Gearoid for the link. hehe.
It was cold, ice formed on all the windscreens overnight yet I cycled up the hill to capture the morning sky a few days ago.
I was trying to capture the wonderful sunset I had spotted moments earlier as the sun crept over the distant hills but by the time I reached my spot the sun was well up over the horizon.
Instead I was treated to an absolutely blue and beautiful sky with a hint of the rising sun!
This image is the result of minor manipulation in the GIMP, I adjusted colour levels, brought the blue of the sky out a bit using 2 levels and the contrast tool, merging them in the middle. I hope you like my efforts!