What? Someone complaining about something? In gaming? Surely not!

Once all the guns have been Ugga Og Banga Whack Whacked they’ll complain about the knife, and then it’ll be something ludicrous like the jetskis are too fast. “Is it just me, or are the jetskis too fast? When I try and headbut someone who’s riding them they always go straight past as if I’m not there – DICE need to nerf that, like immediately!!!11!!11!eleventy1!”

Why can’t people just….. play the game?