Way beyond my pay grade to figure this out. 🙂

Basically, I used the latest eAccelerator, since it’s bundled with cPanel and thus has some degree of support. But they won’t support a potential conflict with a WordPress plugin, since they don’t provide that level of help.

There are several object-cache.php versions out there. I just plucked the latest I could find. I can send it to you if you wish.