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Spam Spam Spam, Come on up and get your spam!

Here’s an updated list of recent spam to this list. It’s updated every few minutes so you can see a snippet of the spam that’s being deleted automatically here by Kitten’s Spaminator and diligent updating of keywords. Go wild!

I need to think about this a bit more. WPMU supports multiple blogs, run by multiple different people, all of whom can update their spam word lists. Wouldn’t it be useful to have a “I trust the following blogs” list so that spam words can be shared between blogs?

Slightly related, I started using PEAR Cache to cache frequently used database calls. Stuff like the “last posts” and other plugins now use that. It’s working very well and load on the server has gone down!

Oh, and when you’re updating to the latest CVS version of WordPress, a database table has changed. I ran the following to update my tables:
cd wp-inst/wp-content/blogs; for i in *; do echo "ALTER TABLE wp_"$i"_users CHANGE dateYMDhour user_registered DATETIME DEFAULT '0000-00-00 00:00:00' NOT NULL "| mysql wordpress_db; done

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Donncha Ó Caoimh is a software developer at Automattic and WordPress plugin developer. He posts photos at In Photos and can also be found on Google+ and Twitter.

88 replies on “Spam Spam Spam, Come on up and get your spam!”

How do i get more spam email. I am doing a research project on internet fraud and I would like to attract more.

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at midnight and I’ll hide under your bed.
When you’re asleep, I’ll kill you.
Don’t believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn’t believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she’s not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don’t want to be like Patty, do
you?

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn’t want to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don’t know if
he’ll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to
send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I’ll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or you’ll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune!

Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
tonight!

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
miley I AM 22 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES

I would like to sign up for all the free spam you can give me and please sell my email address to every company you know.

please, give my email to every spam site you can so i can wreck someone’s day when they log on. >:)

The rules of flirting……if you really want to no them? READ!!!

> >
> >>>> the OFFICIAL Laws of Flirting:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> FLIRTING RULES:
> >>>>> Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him
> >>>>> you’re cold.
> >>>>> Guys: Automatically move closer to her.(If you’re
> >>>>> stupid, then you’ll either say ‘Me too.’ or you’ll
> >>>>> give her your jacket…don’t)
> >>>>>
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> >>>>> Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around
> >>>>> you, tilt your head on his shoulder
> >>>>> Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.
> >>>>>
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> >>>>> Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep
> >>>>> into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell
> >>>>> her you love her too…and MEAN IT!!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Girls: When you’re both laying under the stars, put
> >>>>> your head on his chest and close your eyes 20 as you
> >>>>> listen to his steady heart beat.
> >>>>> Guys: Whisper in her ear; ‘The stars are
> >>>>>beautiful…..and so are you. Then link your hands
> >>>>> with hers.
> >>>>>
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> >>>>> Now make a wish about something you would like to
> >>>>> happen between you and your crush or
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STOP!!
Now that you have read this letter, you MUST send it
to at least 10 people in 10 minutes.
1 person~you will die at an early age
2 people~you will die in 10 years
3 people~you will die in 15 years
4-9 people~you will die in 20 years
10 people~your crush will tell you that you’re cute
11-15 people~your crush will ask you out
16-25 people~your crush will kiss you
26+35 people~your crush will do all of the above and
you will get the job that you want within the next
10 years!!
36-45 people~you will be with your crush for ever and live happily ever afterg

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