He’s RIDICULOUSLY full of himself! “It’s a long way from penny apples” is one of the most egotistical books I have ever read. I mean he wrote it in the 3rd person! As in, Liam was always very bright etc. etc. Personally I’d prefer to go out and enjoy my life instead of sitting in an office on New Year’s Eve licking envelopes.

P.S. when did he stop being Liam and become Bill?