8 reasons to hate cats

I love cats, but not everyone does: 8 Reasons to Hate Cats, 8 More Reasons to Hate Cats, Yet Another 8 Reasons to Hate Cats and finally Hey! There Are 8 More Reasons to Hate Cats. (Look At This…)

Since there are so many cat lovers around here, I thought I’d share this video of an adorable kitten who simply cannot stay awake…

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507 thoughts on “8 reasons to hate cats

  1. dis the dogs,i will take you and kill you!cats are lazy,all they do is sleep!Son of a bicthes!

  2. bridget page,it’s not only a irish thing,i hate them,but i don’t wan’t to hurt them even if they don’t deserve to live

    1. i believe in the saying,

      if you like dogs, youre smart….

      but if you like cats,………..

      youre something…………

      like retarded or something, i mean, how come some people love cats?!?
      all they know to do is lick, scratch, eat, piss, sh*t, and most important: they make you miserable!!!!!!!! they make you their servant, you know… cleaning their mess, feeding them, i mean ,,

      come on!!!!!!!! you waste thousands of dollars (or whatever currency you have) for these…. uhhh, things!!!!

      cat haters rule!!!!!!! woohoooo!!!!!

  3. I hate those filthy little creatures. They do nothing but ruin things. My girlfriend has a cat who is to old to lift up his paws and piss in the litter box… so what does the little fuck do…..his pisses on the carpet. My dog pissed on the carpet once, off came the belt doe doesn’t piss on the carpet anymore. She hit it while it was pissing so it went over to her bed and pissed on the bottom of the blanket. not to mention no matter where he lays he leaves mucus (spelt wrong) all over the place. if it was my cat i would of spent the 38 cents and put it down with a .22 rim fire hollow point. but on the up and up when shes not looking i always give it a good fucking kick. On the up and up though I have hit with my car. but even in death the little bastard fucked me by scratching the valance in the front. they should all be given a bowl of anti-freeze.

  4. and by kick i mean tap… more like playing a game shuffle board. and i didn’t aim to hit the ones on the road. we have an abbundance of them.
    Ps. i didn’t really beat the dog that was an expression.

  5. I can’t come anymore,but I can only say this:CATS SHALL EAT CRUARD,DOGS SHALL BE THE BEST PET!Oh yeah I sending a bad reply to the maker of the site.

  6. Some famous auther once wrote:
    I man who hates cats and children can’t be all bad.
    I wonder who it was…..

  7. don’t say I’m stupid people, I’m not. YOUR stupid for thinking torturing animals and thinking it’s funny. And Cat Queen is right about what she said. And dogs are not the greatest to me, I just like cats batter.

    END OF STORY. Don’t reply saying, “Your stupid! Ect.” I don’t care, you are.

  8. Brandy , but … all you cat loveing scat freaks are stupid, besides that cats have absolutely no use at all (just like spicks and niggers) to people except to scratch, bite, and shit just to piss you off,dogs atleast can be used for things like in alaska the dogs are used to pull sleds, and right here in the USA
    we use dogs to scare out ducks so we can shoot the ducks and take home some nice duck meat which tastes like chicken but a lil more greasy, thats alot more than i can say for cats, if you let a cat out to scare a duck the cat would just look at you, flip you its middle finger and take off, and no Brandy you fucking stupid dike its not the end of the story, us Cat Haters will be around alot longer than you fudgepacking cat loveing pathetic imbociles, and how do i know this? because we own dogs who are actually loyal to us, rather than haveing cats who will most likely shit or piss on the floor and cause you to slip and fall and snap your neck,just because it didnt get enough fucking attension, or because you yelled at it.
    one more thing, to All of you cat loveing retarded fucktards, it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out this is a cat hate group, if you dont like what us cat haters are saying then heres the reality of it, you shouldn’t be here in the first place.

  9. ALL OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE CATS EVER DONE TO YOU? All cats should die and be tortured eh? TO HELL WITH THAT. If I had all of you in one fucking room right now I would cut off every part of you and stick matches up your butts and smoke the shit out of you.

    BURN IN FUCKING HELL

    YOU SONS OF BITCHES

  10. I hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Cats they are evil, you never know what there scheming and it’s a fact babies cant be around the dirty things , if it’s dangerous for babies, then they shouldnt be pets!

  11. Some Guy, in scotland men wear KILTS, and only sometimes on special occasions like their wedding, it’s tradition. And Guy, I don’t have an ignorant mind and don’t judge people on where they come from. And just one other thing Guy I think you have kind of went off the whole point of this website…were supposed to be here to talk about how we hate cats! And just to say my uncle probably hates cats more than anyone in the world.

  12. JAKEY SOME SMART GIRL OR SOMTING YOU ARE SO DISCUSTING YOU EAT CATS I DO NOT KNOW WHATS worse eating vestibles or eating a cat BEFORE YOU CRiticize others you sould take a good look at yourself I HATE SCOTLIN

  13. Maria before YOU say anything learn to spell. Someting, Scotlin, VESTIBLES :S I don’t understand I am young, (i mean under 16) and i’m guessing you’re older and you can’t even spell Scotland!! And you should stop stereotyping against Scotland just because you don’t like me. And i only said we eat cats for a joke.

  14. pff ok “Jamie is so stupit”
    1st,you call me stupid? You should probably learn how to SPELL stupid before you call me stupid.
    2nd, you aren’t gonna be seein me walkin down the street considering how you have no idea what i look like eh?
    and “i will hid somewhere and blow up the cat”
    Idiot. you can’t HID somewhere. That’s past tense. You should probably stop fantasizing about blowing up one of God’s magnificent creatures and go back to elementary school.

  15. you threaten the dogs one bit, you are going to fucking get it! I will get a pistol and shoot all of your heads with the pistol! P.S. DOGS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Shut up Brandy! You think you’ve got a fucking smart mouth. like what someguy said, do you expect to have a bunch of cat lovers here? Noooooooooooooooo! You just want a fight, don’t you? Oh, and DOZ SUCK, you can’t spell shit! Call the dog lovers (and cat haters)bitches huh?! FUCK YOU!

  17. studid? Graziano, you are a fucking retard. Dogs must live.Death to cats! The cat lovers here just wanna pick a fight against the cat haters! You can do that, i’m with the cat haters. Hey, Cats are argghhh just dickheads, I know how it feels to lose a pet that has been eaten by a motherfucking selfish cat!!!!!!!!!! I feel very sorry for the loss of your parrot.

  18. I LOVE CATS! They taste like chicken! I HATE cats, although they do taste delicious! Dogs rule cats fucking drool

  19. all the cat lovers(dog haters) i need to ask 1 question: why the fuck are you here? I want to kill every cat in the world! Dogs rule……….

  20. Jamie you think you can do that (If I had you in one room, I would cut off…) shit in real life? Maybe you could, but you bastard, you have no right to threaten the cat haters like that. Those cat haters in the page, are my friends now. TO HELL WITH CATS! to heaven with dogs. All Dogs Go To Heaven, All Cats Burn In Hell!…

  21. hey someoneyournot,cats are the worst pieces of shit! If a cat lover thinks cats use less time and dogs use more time, it is because a nice, loyal dog that wants to see you keeps you active and other stuff. Cats use less time because they are fucking lazy and will want to turn you into a couch potato. Hey Cat Queen, if I had a gun and there was a lion or tiger running toward me to attack me, I would shoot it in the eye.

  22. Why are cat lovers even here? This is only supposed to be for the cat haters!!!Hey doz suck, dogs aren’t annoying. It’s the cats that are annoying: biting, scratching, doing no fucking thing but eat, shit, piss, and sleep. So don’t go saying anything about “all dogs should die!” It’s YOU that should die! Dogs are way better than those boring pieces of shit! I mean, look at the Realbone scores. Dogs are winning like 40-15. That proves that DOGS are WAY better than those cats from hell!

  23. Hey Cat Queen, you think cats are actually smart? Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Cats are ignorant little bastards that don’t do shit! I have to LAUGH at the people who think cats are better! I hope this pisses off all of you cat lovers here (even you Brandy), but cats are little fuckers that all should fucking go to hell! Cat lovers should die. Dog lovers should live forever! DEATH TO FUCKING CATS!!!

  24. Fuck you: Brandy, Graziano, doz suck…) cats:bastards, motherfuckers, bitches, dicks, asses, shitholes… DEATH TO MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING CATS. dogs rule.

  25. Graziano acn’t spell shit, he can’t speel shit, learn how to speak english you retard cat fucker lover! You think cats are so cool you think dogs suck, let me explain this to you: DOGS RULE CATS DROOL man i feel sorry for you for thinking that cats are better this isn’t only for him, for brandy, cat queen, doz suck, jamie, someoneyournot…

  26. Brian, we understand you don’t like cats but you are being EXTREMELY hypocritical here. You scream at the people who don’t like dogs. *i’m not saying I hate dogs because I dont. I LOVE dogs and every other animal on this earth* but anyways you yell and cuss out those people but then you scream and go on about how much you hate cats. It’s just a little hypocritical and very rude. Some people don’t like cats and some do. It’s a matter of opinion but no matter how much you don’t like something you should never wish death to it. And Brian, I’m truly very sorry if you’ve lost a pet to a cat but it’s honestly not the cats fault. It is just instinct to them. Dogs destroy animals too. I have proof of that because I saw two dogs sneak into my friends chicken coop and kill all the chickens and it’s not fair but I didn’t get mad at them because that’s how they were created. None of them can define right or wrong. You can’t blame them for these things.

  27. Ok, then Jamie, you’ve convinced me, then. I still hate cats, but I won’t threaten them anymore, then. You are right.

  28. Well, “Some Guy” sure has proven his point about being an idiot. Well, anyway…

    I have a beautiful little cat, =] and he is one turning two in March. He’s SO cute and loving, and no matter what anyone has to say about cats, I will always love them, and that’s probably true for any pet owner. So, get to know cats before you decide to become inhuman and go on a torturing rampage of innocent little kittens. (Which I sincerely hope was a joke.)

    Well, that is all I wanted to say.

    P.S. “Some Guy,” you will find no spelling errors in this entire reply. 😛

  29. If anybody is still in this page, I’ll tell you a story of why i hate cats. Lets see, when I was 5 years old, I loved cats just as much as dogs. My aunt had a cat, and I wanted to pet it. When I petted it, it jumped on my face and scratched me. Then, I was crying and saying “I hate cats! I hate them!”. To this day, I really despise them. But the dogs don’t do anything to me. When I was 8, I touched a PITBULL’s face, and it didn’t bite me. Every dog I petted was nice. Every cat I petted bit me. I now have a nice, loving 3 year-old dog, turning 4 in May. And for that reason, I hate cats.

  30. Cats are freaks. My husband and I took in our first cat 3 years ago. I thought it would grow on me, but it didn’t, even though it’s really good cat. Every time I look at it, I shake my head. And the cat knows I don’t like it. Every time I take a minute to sit down and take a breather, there is the cat, pitching a tent up my ass and moving in. It’s like a spiritual rape. Every time a cat makes a noise, or jumps from one piece of furniture to the next, I want to flush it down the toilet. Sick I know.

  31. I don’t understand what you mean, Graziano. Are you from Italy or something? I have nothing against Italians — 3 of my great-grandparents were from The Boot. If your question is: If a dog bit me, will I also hate them? My answer is no. I have been bitten by dogs in the past, and I still love dogs. I don’t know what it is about dogs. They just put it out on the table and show their true colors. No games, no manipulative mind-fucking bullshit like cats pull. Leaving hairballs all over the place; puking in your shoes; shredding every vertical and horizontal surface they can find with their claws; whining at the top of their lungs 4 in the morning, but only when they know you are trying to sleep; bashing you in the face with their heads; jumping into bed with you and pounding your back with their paws until you wake up, and do what for them I have no idea?

    I have guinea pigs and love them to death. All the cat people I know ask me why I keep guinea pigs because they think guinea pigs are “useless,” but really are they any less useless than cats?

    On the other hand, I don’t wish harm or death to any creatures, except disease-carrying insects and people who intentionally wake me up with loud music at 3 a.m.

  32. And P.S. if cats were so great than how come so many women have miscarriages and deformed babies from having them in the house?

  33. Nicholle : Yes, im Italian, my question was for Brian, which has written that it only hates the cats because they have scratched.

  34. Graziano: Oh, okay. I gotcha. Well, some people are like that, I guess. One bad experience and it dictates their beliefs for once and for all. I’m not like that though. I believe in giving people and creatures a chance. I gave cats a chance (for 3 years in fact) and I still think they are weird and strange and perverted. If ours died tomorrow I don’t think I’d be very upset. My husband would be, though. Well, Ciao.

  35. What the fucking hell is your fucking problem, doz suck? Brian was right ! You Can’t spell anything!! How do you like that huh, DEATH TO CATZ DOGZ RULE. DOGS ARE ANDENTUROUS AND GO 2 PLACES ALL NIOTE. CATS ARE LAZY PIECES OF SHIT THAT HAVE TO ANOY U 24/7. DAETH TO CATS!!!!

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