www.waitallday.com – very impressive site! They’ve packed so much in, but be prepared to wait a bit while it loads! (Thanks Diamond for that one!)
Tag Archives: Humour
The dullest blog in the world
Yes, despite the name The dullest blog in the world is interesting, if only to admire the mundane world we all live in.
I noticed that there were a few things lying around here and there. I decided to leave them where they were.
(via Simon)
Welcome To Windows!
Ouch! This cartoon made me cringe!
Reactions to RFC 3514
Remember the RFC that proposed adding an “evil bit” to TCP/IP? Here’s what people said about it!
Top 100 April Fools
This is a great list of historical April Fools. I think Ryan Tubridy’s launch of his new book yesterday should make it onto the list somewhere. Yeah, I fell for it too.. doh!
April Fools
APOD: 2003 April 1 – A New Constellation Takes Hold – a new constelation was discovered! Oh, no, sorry! A bird landed on their telescope!
Slashdot have plenty of jokes.
CPAN has been transformed to Matt’s Free Perl CGI Scripts.
London Airport Announcements
London Airport Announcements – LOL! “I hate this f**king job, and I will be fired”, “I’ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody”
I really need a humour category. *grin*
Differences in the male & female orgasm
You’ll need Javascript to view this page that describes the differences between male and female orgasms. Safe for work! (via Dave)
The Sunday Times has a great article describing the male orgasm. Girls.. if you ever wanted to know what t’s like, Jonathan Margolis describes it very well! Although I do disagree that women have better ones than men!
gulfwar 2 on irc
If The Gulf War happened on IRC..
ready.gov
An alternative explanation of the new US government “ready.gov” site. Go read, it’s funny! LOL!
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!
The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.
Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f**k away.
Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.
Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.
If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
If your building collapses, give yourself a bl*wj*b while waiting to be rescued.
Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile.
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
If you’ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that s**t.
If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.
If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.
If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.
Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.
A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.
Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you’ll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.