Category Archives: Humour

Stupid Client Quotes

There’s no getting around it. At some point in your career, your patience will be tested with a stupid client who is so clueless that you’ll question your sanity, career choice, and the future of mankind.

Looks like someone’s selling Win32 GIMP binaries! I hope he includes the GPL licensed source code on that CD or in the email!

On the Mixed Message website you’ll come across some of the flip flops Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield et al have uttered over the years!

“The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.” George W. Bush, September 13 2001.

“I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority… I am truly not that concerned about him.” George W. Bush, March 13 2002.

Flip Flop

Finally! The Global Test is available for all to see! My, my, makes for a good read! (via Matt)

Gift Grub on Today FM is a national institution by this stage, and it’s brand of humour is legendary! You can listen to past episodes on their website, and I recommend the Hector & Tom Cruise one. Great ending to it!

The GPL has been described as a virus by many pundits in the past, and it now looks like Clamav thinks so too! hehe. (Thanks Padraig for posting that link!)

Apparently, Colm Meaney said, “Bollox!” on Star Trek! He said it after being beamed down somewhere according to the man himself while he was, “Hanging With Hector”. He told the production crew that, “It was one of those things an Irish person would say in this situation”.. hehe.

The Independent lists the 50 best jokes at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. Considering Bono’s appearance at the Labour Party Conference yesterday I thought this was appropriate:

How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb? Just Bono… he holds it and the world revolves around him.

(thanks Donal for sending those on!)