I'm off coffee

I’m off coffee. I was never a big drinker, enjoying a cup with my breakfast and perhaps with my lunch later but I’ve gone cold turkey.
I’m off it two weeks now! 3 days into it I got an almost-unbearable headache for an hour but it disappeared and that’s it!
It’s still tempting however.. going into a cafe last weekend was a trial!
Thankfully I can think and work without extra stimulus.

67.39.204.162 = idiot

Right, who’s at 67.39.204.162?

Ameritech Electronic Commerce NET-AMER-673600 (NET-67-36-0-0-1)
                                  67.36.0.0 - 67.39.255.255
PPPoX Pool - Rback5 BCVLOH SBC067039204000030903 (NET-67-39-204-0-1)
                                  67.39.204.0 - 67.39.207.255

That’s who. You’re blocked from this server until you reign in your “wani11202” bot that was drowning us in requests. Feckin’ eejit.

8 reasons to hate cats

I love cats, but not everyone does: 8 Reasons to Hate Cats, 8 More Reasons to Hate Cats, Yet Another 8 Reasons to Hate Cats and finally Hey! There Are 8 More Reasons to Hate Cats. (Look At This…)

Since there are so many cat lovers around here, I thought I’d share this video of an adorable kitten who simply cannot stay awake…

Smarty Sample Application: Guestbook

Ooh nice. Monte Ohrt wrote a guestbook as a demonstration of how to use Smarty to seperate presentation and code.
It’s well laid out and described in detail. If you’ve wondered what this Smarty thing is take a look at this and read through it a few times.
Later… PHP Guru has a guide to setting up an application’s structure which is worth a look!
My Top Two PHP Security Practices (via phpcomplete)
Synamic Typing (via PHP Everywhere)
lighttpd – lighttpd a secure, fast, compliant and very flexible web-server which has been optimized for high-performance environments. It has a very low memory footprint compared to other webservers and takes care of cpu-load. Its advanced feature-set (FastCGI, CGI, Auth, Output-Compression, URL-Rewriting and many more) make lighttpd the perfect webserver-software for every server that is suffering load problems. (via michel_v on IRC)