Things Republicans Believe

Here’s a short list of some of the things American Rebuplicans believe! (Irish Republicans have a very different set of beliefs!)

7. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.
8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
9. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

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