Does your Mr. Winkie need upgrading?

Sometimes trawling through the Gmail spam folder is worth it. One email reminded me of the Scrub’s character, Elliot Reid and her fascination with bajingos.

Much more entertaining than the usual 419 scams ..

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please i need your answer, i am Mr. Latif Khalid, manager and head of computing department here in BANK OF AFRICA (BOA).I have only written to seek your indulgence and assistance. I wish to make a transfer involving a huge amount of £22.6,000,000.00.(TWENTY TWO MILLION SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND POUND STERLING).

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