First ones are nearly always late. But doubtless you will have been told that umpteen times.

I remember that time – the longest days of my life. And then suddenly my world was thrown into chaos. The excitement, the nerves [How do you hold a baby. What does it want? What do I do next?] and the sheer joy.

And then the new arrival becomes the focus of everything. Your life will revolve around him or her. Happy days.

Until, of course, the baby grows into a teenager!!!!!!!!