8 reasons to hate cats

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I love cats, but not everyone does: 8 Reasons to Hate Cats, 8 More Reasons to Hate Cats, Yet Another 8 Reasons to Hate Cats and finally Hey! There Are 8 More Reasons to Hate Cats. (Look At This…)

Since there are so many cat lovers around here, I thought I’d share this video of an adorable kitten who simply cannot stay awake…

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Donncha Ó Caoimh is a software developer at Automattic and WordPress plugin developer. He posts photos at In Photos and can also be found on Mastodon.

507 thoughts on “8 reasons to hate cats”

  5. Nicholle : it is right to give chance to all the creatures, (so also to the cats). Ciao

  6. Brian: Actually, it wasn’t the cats I was talking about that have miscarriages and deformed babies. There is actually a disease called toxoplasmosis that HUMAN females get from cats, that causes THEM to have miscarrriages and deformed babies. Never heard of anyone catching something like that from a dog or a hamster. *hint, hint* Still, I don’t wish for all cats to die, just for all cats to leave me the fuck alone!!!! lol But they never seem to listen!!!
    Graziano: Thanks for your kind words. And don’t feel bad about the spelling….Practice makes perfect!!

  8. I cannot stand cats. Most, not all they go on the furniture including the kitchen table and counters where you eat and the couches and beds on which you keep clean blankets and sleep. They do this after they pee and crap and play with there poop and pee in a box that stinks horridly and then spread their filth around the house. They also have a fetish with rubbing their ass all over anything that will let them. I don’t myself or believe anyone should torture or kill them. I do think they are disgusting animals that trash your house and things, they think that all should kiss their asses and worship them and they can do whatever they feel. They do not have any concept of hierarchy or commands like a dog. Look at all dogs are used for, drugs, search, the blind, hunting. Cats are good for nothing and they are filthy animals that piss, mark and puke all over your house that you bust your ass to make and maintain nicely for your family. And they are mean. They will hurt a child by biting or clawing for no reason. You tell me this is a good useful animal, How?

  9. Graziano: No problem. I teach English to adults and I appreciate how hard it is to learn. One of the most difficult languages for a non-native speaker to learn, bar none.

    Ray: You are a man after my own heart!!! (my husband is first, of course, though he loves cats)

    yes, cats are disgusting animals, I agree with you totally, but I don’t believe in torturing or killing them, just banishing them from my sight. My hubby is like, “cat’s are so much cleaner than dogs,” but I don’t see where he gets this from. dogs don’t step in their own shit and then climb up on your kitchen table and counters. And dogs don’t have breath like a hippo’s yeast-infected vagina, for christ’s sake.

    And most of them are useless, though I’ll say in our Desiree’s defense that she helps me take care of my guinea pigs. When she sees they are not feeling well or that they are not acting right, she comes over and paws at my arm and leads me to them so that I can take care of them. So, Desiree is not a useless cat, but she is special. I still love my guinea pigs more, though!!!!

    My mother in law’s cat, Graycie, is a useless fucking waste of a life. My mother in law kisses its ass like its some kind of Zen god. The cat, in return, shreds her walls, shreds her furniture, shreds her rug, insists that every door in the house be wide open or forbid something will get shredded in retribution, swipes at anything that walks by, bites my mother in law every time she goes to feed it, bites my mother in law right after she gives it a treat (I call it “it” because giving it a gender would mean giving it a soul and it has none). And it wasn’t abused either; she’s had it since she it was a brand-new kitten, socialized it any everything. IT has these empty eyes like a fucking shark. Jaws 13 or something like that. But everyone in the house thinks its the greatest thing since sliced bread. (Yea, sure, maybe sliced moldy bread with blue & brown fuzz growing out of it The type that sends you into anaphlactic shock) Most cat people think like this and I don’t get it.

    I feel that way about most cats.

  11. Most of yall hate cats here, but what no one seems to understand is that it’s not their fault. That is the way they were created. People are FAR more destructive than cats. Any animal can be destructive than any animal. Man is the most dangerous animal in the world. Animals kill out of instinct and hunger for food. Man kills because he can. Animals can’t understand right from wrong. We can. And we take advantage of it.
    Some just have more of an instinct than others. It is our faults for thinking some of these animals can be housepets. And now, we are stupid enough to be breeding housecats with tigers. If a tiger came through our house and tore everything up, we wouldnt be surprised because we know that is the kind of things they do. Cats are basically a mini version of their bigger relatives, yet we seem so shocked when they tear something up. Thats just the way they were made.
    and “fuckcats” that was very uncalled for. Try to me a little more mature, mk? You can’t seem to grasp the concept that all animals deserve a chance, and if they blow that chance, who cares. it is the way they are made, and they can’t help it.

  14. Jaime: Point well made; Even though I think cats make suck-ass pets I agree with you totally. Kudos!

    Graziano: Yes, you are right, Italian is a tough language to learn. I took it my last semester in college, as an elective. To tell the truth, I found French, Spanish and German put together easier to learn. Beautiful language, though. I used to love listening to my great-grandparents speak it to one another.

  15. Nicholle: German difficult to be learned, I do not understand anything of what which say!

  18. It’s easier for English speakers to learn German b/c English and German have the same roots — Sorry to disappoint all you GREEKS, but English is neither a Greek-nor a Latin-based language. Please don’t embarrass yourselves by trying to argue with me about this; it’s a matter of fact, not opinion.

    This is hilarious…we started this string talking about how much we dislike cats, and now we are spending more time talking about langauges that anything else!!!

    Let’s see, then, what annoying things I have seen my cat do in the last day or so. Well, she jumped from the endtable to the couch and knocked all the remotes off the table and sent them crashing to the floor. Then she climbed out of her litterbox last night and wiped her ass on the carpet. Gross.

  20. LOL….

    Actually, my cat speaks. She says, “doint,” “eeeew,”
    “MAUUUUU,” “ffffffffffff,” and “AINNNNN?”

    I still don’t understand what she means. I usually just tell her to shut up – but I do it out of love …. lol

    Just now, my cat was staring at me and it gave me the creeps, so I asked her to leave.

    Does anyone else get the creeps when their cat or their friend’s cat stares at them?

  23. Nichole : She says, “doint,” “eeeew,”
    “MAUUUUU,” “ffffffffffff,” and “AINNNNN”???
    LOL my cat says only mauu, is not student!!

  25. (Nicholle’s last question) Yes, I get the creeps when a cat stares at me. I just say “what the hell are you looking at?”

  27. (graziano’s feb. 22 question) i hate cats because Graziano, cats have attacked me, scratched me, peed on my leg and bit me. I have no idea how cats can’t do anything to you.

  28. lol cats have attacked me..scratched me..peed on me..and bit me and i still lovee the lil boy to death. you just gotta have patience and understanding.

  33. Graziano & Brian: Yes, my cat says,“doint,” “eeeew,”
    “MAUUUUU,” “ffffffffffff,” and “AINNNNN”??? She sounds like a frigging pinball machine.

    Brian: German hurts a lot of brains, throats, too. When my cat stares at me, I ask “What the fuck are you looking at?” She never answers, though.

    A few nights ago, I woke up at like 2 am and I found my cat sitting right next to me, not on me, just next to me, and watching me sleep. Creepy as hell.

    So I grabbed a stuffed animal and threw it at her and she ran away. I swear its like some soul-sucking shit going on there. Sick.

  36. Graziano: No, my cat is definitely not a student. If I had students like that in my class, I’d have given up on teaching long ago…or wound up in an insane asylum..I’m halfway there already…..lol

    Earlier this afternoon, I was putting something together for my guinea pigs, and my cat was climbing all over it, you know, the usual, spiteful “If I Can’t Have It For Myself Then I’ll Fuck With It,” Cat Bullshit…

    So I shooed her away with my slipper, and she got right back on it again, then zipped in front of me and I yelled, and my husband calls from the other room, “what got up your ass today???”

    And I’m like, “The cat!” And he starts complaining that I don’t love the cat like I love the guinea pigs and it’s not right and at the point I just tuned out.

    I tell him it’s his job to love the cat, but he says the cat thinks she’s mine. He says the cat owns me whether I like it or not.

    Great, so now I’m in servitude. Just what I always dreamed of. Maybe I should try to escape…..LOL

  41. Brian, you are right. Cats are creepy things…I love show people who think their cats are so beautiful…I just want to vomit.. They treat their cats like kings and the cats shit all over them.

    They all look like fucking aliens. Their eyes look like dilating vaginas and they have these weird flat faces.

    I swear I think my cat is trying to invade my brain ;0

  42. Brian : have written badly, do not love the cats but for me better the cats than the dogs.

  45. Nicholle – aw, you need to login to myspace to view it. Can you upload it to http://tinypic.com/ ?

    You should use your email address too when you leave a comment so you’re comment will appear immediately once validated once. Otherwise there’s a delay while I moderate it.

  46. Sorry, guys, I didn’t realize you needed to have a myspace account to view that site…

    Here is another site… I think you will all find it funny, though my mother-in-law didn’t get it!!!

    [IMG]http://i16.tinypic.com/2e14pqg.jpg[/IMG]

  48. Donncha: I almost forgot to wish you Happy Saint Paddy’s Day!!!

    Erin Go Bragh!!!! (Or in my case, Alba Go Bragh)…lol

    No offense intended, I love both countries 🙂

  49. Brian: Egyptians worshipped cats, true.

    But in order to put things into perspective and gain a better understanding of Egyptian philosophy (albiet via a fictionalized story) , watch “Stargate.”

    The old saying, “Take it from where it comes from” really applies in a big way here… 😉

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