From where I live the Sellafield nuclear processing plant lies just across a narrow stretch of water. 30kg of fuel was reported missing a few days ago, prompting international concern and questions in the Dail, the Irish Parlaiment. They say the Missing plutonium ‘just on paper’ but I’ve found it.. it’s on eBay!
Q: Will you sell this in a decommissioned form and will you take “Northern bank hundred pound notes :)” What is postage to South Armagh 🙂
A: No I will not take hundred pound notes, nor I will not finance Irish revolutions, but seeing as you are from over the pond Guiness IS a viable alternative..