Humour – Page 20 – Something Odd!

Cardinal O'Leary flies cheaper

Looks like a new cardinal in Ireland. Almost as funny as Pope Idol this morning on TodayFM!
Roll on the Pope jokes.. (thanks Darragh)
Later… Niall O Loughlin has a caricature of the new Pope on his site. Tut tut. Bold boy! 🙂

Call out Gouranga be happy!!!

I don’t get much spam any more. Greylisting keeps 99% of it out so when spam does get through it’s a surprise.
This morning I received the following from nitaigouranga@aol.com:

Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ….
That which brings the highest happiness!!

Looks like lots of other people received this mail too!
The Urban Dictionary has a humorous definition of gouranga:

A word that appears on motorway bridges in north west UK. It’s only purpose is to annoy drivers who are left with a nagging curiosity for the rest of their day until the next day when it ceases to become important ever again.

Shock as Bush snubs Irish candidate for Pope

As cardinals gather to elect a new pope, a shocking photo was released showing President Bush snubbing the Irish candidate for the Papacy!

(Thanks John!)

Relationships: Speed up, dear or you'll run out of testosterone

While on the general topic of cars, here’s a laughable Sunday Times article from the Driving section. Do they think their readership is composed of car mad neanderthal, testoserone overflowing males?
I for one would love to be driven around, by anyone.

Passion in a marriage can be killed when a woman gives too many driving instructions to a man. And when women are driving men around all the time you can bet that couple are not having much sex any more – that behaviour doesn’t foster increasing testosterone, which is part of the attraction between a man and a woman.