It never occurred to me that a person couldn’t burp, but it’s a rare condition that was only diagnosed in the last ten years. The host of Vox podcast Unexplainable, Sally Helms suffers from this condition and shared how it affected her life, and how a simple Botox injection to the upper esophageal sphincter in the throat, right behind the larynx, can cure it!
Another sufferer is a sky diver, which caused serious problems for him when he flew into the sky and couldn’t burp.
The show has a transcript, which is worth looking at, if only for the adorable and wholesome times when Sally discovered her burps. 🙂
SALLY: Okay, so also often during this time, I would like get into this really weird position. Like I would, I would do the basically like backing out in the car thing, but I would put my arm on the wall and then I would like, turn my head around and like, dip my chin and crank my head. Um, my family was very supportive, but they were also confused. Like, I burped while I was hanging out with my sister and my dad.
SALLY: Are you proud of me?
ELIZA: That was a real burp!
SALLY: I just did a little sputter burp, and you heard, do you, are you proud?
ELIZA: Oh my God. Yeah. But why did you have to do it in that weird contortion?
SALLY: I have to to make it come out.
ELIZA: Wow.
<<burp>>
<<laughter>>
MARK HELM (SALLY’S DAD): Good going, Sal!
ELIZA: That was such a weird one!
MARK: Did it come out?
SALLY: Yeah. Well…
BTW, if you suffer from this condition, join the r/noburp Reddit.
So here’s a fun milestone nobody wants to hit: my hearing’s genuinely gone downhill. I’ve suspected it for years (you know that thing where you keep asking people to repeat themselves and they start giving you that look?), but it all got properly real earlier this year when tinnitus decided to move in permanently. A trip to the audiologist confirmed what I already knew. High-pitched sounds have basically ghosted me. Turns out I’m now officially a candidate for hearing aids, which feels like one of those adulting moments nobody warns you about.
My Samsung phone has an “adapt sound” feature that allows you to train it on your hearing, and the graph it created for me a couple of years ago looked very like the one the audiologist created.
Anyway, enough about my failing biology. How’s your hearing holding up? I stumbled across this completely unscientific but of course compelling YouTube video that tests what frequencies you can still detect, and let me tell you it was humbling. I couldn’t hear anything past about 6400Hz. It could be my headphones, I suppose, but I know it’s not. Not really.
Look, I’m not here to lecture you, but seriously: wear ear plugs. Protect your ears. Future you will thank present you for not being stubborn about it. Learn from my mistakes and all that.
The What’s Up Docs podcast from the BBC is an entertaining but factual podcast about health presented by two doctors, Chris and Xand van Tulleken (brothers and twins!) who find out to their dismay that they were wrong about the dangers of getting a nice healthy colour from the sun.
A tan occurs when UV radiation damages skin cells, causing them to produce more melanin as a protective response. This process involves DNA damage to skin cells, which can accumulate over time and potentially lead to skin cancer.
Sunburn is obviously harmful and painful. Even one blistering sunburn in childhood can double your lifetime risk of melanoma.
It’s a bit late for my Irish readers, as we had cloudless skies and a hot sun last week. Temperatures reached 25C where I was, so I slapped on the factor 50 sunscreen and made sure I was wearing a hat when I was outside. Many years ago, a neighbour died of skin cancer at the age of 52, only a few years older than I am now.
The Met Éireann UV Index page will show you what the UV index in Ireland is. If it’s 3 or over, you should be covering up with clothing or sunscreen. It’s quite alarming that the difference between a clear sky and a cloudy sky is 1-2 or 8-10 on that index.
The pain I’ve felt in the last few days because of a tiny little stone inside in my body is worse than anything I’ve ever experienced. Absolutely excruciating and uncomfortable. It’s weird drinking lots of water only for my mouth to be dry moments later.
I’m feeling ok right now, at this moment, but I doubt that it’s over yet. I’ve been to the doctor and following his advice. Yet again, feeling so lucky to be married to a wonderful woman who takes such good care of sick ol’ me.
Why don’t people use an umbrella to shield themselves from the sun when they’re out for a walk? It’s a perfectly natural item to use if rain is falling from the sky, but if it is the UV radiation of a sunny day, there’s none to be seen.
It felt weird, but I took my dog for a walk and I used a black umbrella. OK, it felt more than weird. It felt stupid. I mean, it wasn’t raining. There’s hardly any cloud in the sky. I had an SPF 50 mineral sunscreen on already.
But, you know what? I realised I was a lot more comfortable than I normally would be. My dog, Diego, sniffs around in the grass, forcing me to wait around on the other end of his leash. There are trees about, but not enough shade. I had a black umbrella over my head, covering my upper torso and arms. I took my baseball cap off because I didn’t need it. It was nice.
Diego was happy, reading the unseen and unsmelt messages we humans can’t perceive.
On the way back, he stopped, and wagged his tail slowly when I asked him if he wanted to be picked up. He is a 2.5 kg chihuahua, after all. He lay on my arm, and cooled down in the shade cast by me and the umbrella!
I’m not a huge fan of the sun. You’ll never find me sitting in a chair soaking up the rays, so when I do go out in it, it’s nice to be prepared.
PS. I realise 19C (66.2F) isn’t that hot, but I’m melting here!
I was reminded by this Reddit thread that it was three years ago today that schools closed in Ireland because of a new virus that caused an illness called COVID-19.
Later that week I started posting some of the news here in a series of blog posts. It didn’t last of course but here’s the first one, shared on St. Patrick’s Day 2020.
The pandemic isn’t over. I got COVID last year in November but I was vaccinated. Who knows what the long term effects of this disease will be? Long COVID is a horrible, debilitating disease that strikes at random.
But we live on. We pretend the virus isn’t around any more. “Ha! Ha! If I don’t get the virus in this busy pub I’ll never get it!” We’re social animals. We crave company, and chat, and friendship.
Let’s hope the virus doesn’t mutate into something we have no resistance to, again.
I managed to avoid Covid-19 all this time, but on Monday afternoon I started to come down with what I thought was a bad cold.
Monday night test. No photos of the positive tests on Wednesday.
The first few hours on Monday evening were the worst, with a dull headache, shakes, coughing, fever and tiredness forcing me to bed early. I got progressively better over the next few days, but there was still that wracking cough, congestion, fever, tiredness and the shakes that would strike randomly or all together.
I’m still isolating. If I dare speak too loudly, I’m wracked by coughing that almost has me doubled over. I can feel perfectly fine, but then a tickle starts in my throat, and I’m coughing again.
My wife has been amazing, caring for me. She is my rock through this time. Somehow, it appears I didn’t infect her. We spent 6 hours in the car together on Sunday. I tested myself on Monday, but it was negative. I should have worn a mask then, even with the negative result, but I didn’t. It wasn’t until Wednesday when the tests turned positive. My teenage son has escaped too, I hope!
Thankfully, I’m fully vaccinated. I don’t like to think what it would be like if I wasn’t.
From today people in Ireland (south of the border) can go up to 5km from home to exercise. The over 70s who have been cocooning at home are allowed out but warned to stay well away from anyone else.
How far is 5km? Go visit this site and allow it to use your location to find out!
On Friday it was announced the country would have five phases to go through towards opening up:
Meanwhile G O’D and her cronies are back in the High Court protesting the lockdown.
Back in the High Court today – Gemma O’Doherty and John Waters as they ask for a judicial review of the Covid-19 restrictions pic.twitter.com/uIM2kKNY1Z
I guess they’re not as bad as the Right in the USA. At least they don’t have access to weapons in Ireland.
Let's take a second to talk about how infuriating this photo is. Beyond the white privilege of walking armed into a govt building unmolested; Beyond how asinine their demands are…
During the Irish Famine in the 1840s the Choctaw tribe in North America sent money to help feed starving people in Ireland.
The Navajo Nation is now looking for help and Irish people are putting their hands in their pockets and reaching out!
Native Americans raised a huge amount in famine relief for Ireland at a time when they had very little. It's time for is to come through for them now. https://t.co/ONl9UXmwdH
Amazing Irish dancing by Morrghan! Puts any attempt I made in my teens to shame. 🙂
Do you remember the ILOVEYOU virus? I do and 20 years ago it infected 45 million computers and it originated somewhere surprising. Geoff White tells all!
Are you distracted? Of course you are. Me too. Go listen to the latest Distributed podcast. Matt interviews neuroscientist Dr. Adam Gazzaley and it is well worth a listen.
I went for a cycle the other night and for some reason Sophie Ellis Bextor’s “Stay At Home” was running through my brain the whole time. Probably the sight of Garda checkpoints. Good to see them.
Cannot get over Sophie Ellis Bextor’s ad-libs during her performance of “Stay At Home” pic.twitter.com/5sDYqGQBVF
I started writing about what’s happening with Covid-19 on St. Patrick’s Day this year and I said I was writing for future me. While it’s impossible to capture everything I see and experience this post my cousin shared on Facebook (author unknown) covers most of the major events of the last month.
Sharing this for my future self ?? Schools and Creches close 12th March 2020 All pubs and clubs close 15th March. No St Patricks Day Parade Lockdown begins in Ireland midnight 27th March 2020 Fuel prices dropped a record amount (now €1.12/litre) Self-distancing measures on a rise. Tape on the floors at food stores and others to help distance shoppers 2m (6ft) from each other. Limited number of people inside stores, therefore lineups outside the store doors. Non-essential stores and businesses mandated closed. Parks, trails, entire cities locked up. Entire sports seasons cancelled. Concerts, tours, festivals, entertainment events – cancelled. Weddings, family celebrations, holiday gatherings – cancelled. Funerals limited to children/parents/spouses of deceased. No other family or friends. No masses, churches are closed. No gatherings permitted. Don’t socialize with anyone outside of your home. We are to distance from each other. Shortage of masks, gowns, gloves for our front-line workers. Shortage of respirators for the critically ill. Panic buying sets in and we have no toilet paper, no disinfecting supplies, no paper towel no laundry soap, no hand sanitizer. Shelves are bare. Manufacturers, distilleries and other businesses switch their lines to help make visors, masks, hand sanitizer and PPE. Government closes the border to all non essential travel and makes it mandatory to self isolate for 14 days when returning. Fines are established for breaking the rules. Fines for those price-gauging others. Stadiums and recreation facilities open up for the overflow of Covid-19 patients. Press conferences daily from the Government. Barely anyone in the street or on the roads. People wearing masks and gloves outside. Essential service workers are terrified to go to work. Medical workers are afraid to go home to their families. Many people placed on leave and unable to work with the government paying 80% of their wage. They say it started in Wuhan, China at a seafood market. Hundreds of thousands affected, dead, dying, critically ill. Many recovered. This is the Novel Coronavirus (Covid-19) Pandemic, declared March 11th, 2020. Why, you ask, do I write this status? One day it will show up in my memory feed, and it will be a yearly reminder that life is precious. To not take the things we dearly love for granted. We have so much! Be thankful. Be grateful. Be kind to each other – love one another – support everyone. ??
From Facebook post, author unknown.
Not everything there is accurate and obviously what is, only applies to Ireland. There isn’t a strict 14 day quarantine on people arriving in the country. People are asked to self isolate for that time but there’s no follow-up AFAIK. We’re all self-isolating now anyway.
The PPE that arrived from China turned out to be ill fitting, too small and of poor quality. I hope subsequent shipments were better.
Hello I’m wondering if you’ll post this message. I’m a nurse in one of the largest teaching hospitals in the country. Today I and my colleagues came to work and were supplied with the three quarter sleeve gowns shown on tv to look after Covid patients. We put up a huge battle with our manager who insisted that the gowns offered adequate protection and were standard now countrywide. Infection control just told us to practice our hand hygiene even more thoroughly and wash our arms. We were put in the most awful of dilemmas. Some of us resorted to taping our arms up to the sleeves of the gowns. ( it doesnt work, the tape split and was difficult to remove safely) The rest of us continued to protest until a small supply of proper long sleeve gowns were found. Those who protested more loudly were given the gowns. Those who were afraid of overpowering management relented and had to wear the short sleeve gowns. Today was a fucking nightmare. The very managers marching us into covid positive rooms will never have direct patient care. We know they wouldn’t dare put themselves at risk but it’s ok to put our lives and our families lives at risk. Senior consultants are protesting over poor quality PPEs and the use of surical masks with Covid patients but even their voices go unheard over the suits in management who have business degrees but who have absolutley no qualifications in looking after patients or in infectious diseases. I’m telling you this because the truth needs to be told. Jesus I thought we were at rock bottom before but never more so than we are now. We are forced to wash goggles after each use. (Not enough to go around.) We are told that surgical masks are fine even when pts are coughing terribly and are on nebulisers. (Not enough FFP3s in supply) And now we are given gowns that either have no sleeves in them or we have the option of plastic gowns that only cover the front of our bodies. Our upper chest area and backs are completely open. Every nurse, doctor and healthcare worker who provide direct care to covid pts in Ireland is terrified right now. The stress alone is killing us. We all have families to go home to. We are all aware of the now high level of covid positive staff in our hospital and yet they continue to force us into wards and rooms without adequate protection therefore risking our lives and the lives of our loved ones. What infuriated all of us even more this evening was the director general of the HSE, Paul Reid stating that the PPE’s “just look different”. The fucking neck of the man. Who does he think he’s fooling? Would you send a riot policeman into a riot wearing a straw hat and tell them it just looks different? It’s an insult to all our intelligence and it’s placing a huge amount of lack of trust in management at a time when we should feel confident that they’ll keep us safe. Some of us are now in tears in work. All of us are petrified. None of us are sleeping well. We are all willing to care for Covid patients, that’s our job but for the love of God provide us with the equipment to do so. Don’t let any of us risk lose our lives doing so. We may be considered angels but we are all highly qualified medical staff with families who we love dearly and we are being forced to do the unthinkable. The rest of the worlds healthcare workers wear hazmat suits with covid patients . We don’t have that luxury but for Christs sake please please don’t let them take chances with our lives by forcing us to wear shoddy PPE’s. We are all worth so much more than that even if they don’t think so. Thank yo for letting us tell the real truth.
An incredibly stressed nurse on behalf of all my incredibly stressed colleagues on the frontline. (Ps I aplogise for my use of bad language.)
My friend David works as a nurse in Wales. He and his colleagues face the same issues with PPE.
Many countries now want people to wear a mask when they go outside. The American CDC recommends their use. There’s a “no sew” mask you can make yourself but it might not be that effective.
Using masks is unlikely to be of any benefit if you are not sick.
Sick people will be advised by their doctor when to use a mask. Healthcare workers need masks and other personal protective equipment to protect them from infection during their work.
On the other hand you can be infectious for several days without symptoms so wearing some sort of mask that stops you breathing or coughing particles in an enclosed space like a grocery store might be worth it.
Throwing in a “I hook up with models” joke in the middle of a press conference involving hundreds of thousands of people dying, and blaming people who collect data, is a different type of leadership. pic.twitter.com/8htZN7OxNE
What kind of monster makes a lewd joke while talking about the projected deaths of thousands of people?
Tom Gunn is 82 years of age. He served in the Congo with the Irish Army & survived the Siege Of Jadotville. And now he’s survived #COVID19 After two weeks in hospital he’s back home with his family. Tom is one of my guests on #NewstalkBreakfast in the morning. On air from 8am 📻 pic.twitter.com/9KvV1VL82d
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