First of all, I don’t know why I’m even reading this article. I have far more important things to be doing, and way more glamourous people to be doing them with.

But since I’m here now – and I HOPE you appreciate it, though I don’t know how you would be able to – I believe you at least owe me a little more than having my comment relegated to the ranks of the rest of these pee-on’s. In fact, I think you should move my comment up above all of the others.

Scratch that, my comment should be at the top of the page above your post. After all, I think we all know this IS the most important thing here, don’t we?

John “The Almighty” P. 🙂

PS – Don’t forget to set up a media player so that people can hear some brilliant Jazz music while they are reading my words. And it MUST be Jazz. I don’t want people listening to Hip Hop or something while attempting to comprehend the deep meaning behind my comments. God knows, they’ll need all the help they can get anyway!