when im bored i go outside and find wild deer and eat grass alongside them. its fun. they love it. i like picking up their little deer dropping too and sniffing it, trying to guess whatll taste like, then popping that sucker in my mouth! such a savory little treat. mm mm mm. after that i like to go on a stroll to help digestion (believe it or not its hard to digest poo!) which takes about 30 min (make sure that poo is traveling down your intestinal track quickly). by the time i get home i usually am hungry again, so ill go to the fridge and find people food like a pizza or something, eat it and listen to music for 30 min. after that theres a grumble in my lower tummy!!! time to go poopoo! so excited 😀 i rip some massive farts before i lower my hefty behind down onto the toilet seat and shit out the pizza and the deer poo……