DJ's wife sold his Lotus for 50p

She sold it on eBay!

I need to get rid of this car immediately – ideally in the next 2-3 hours before my cheating arsehole husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street.

I am the registered owner and I have the log book. Please only buy if you can pick up tonight.

(Thanks Donal!)

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2 thoughts on “DJ's wife sold his Lotus for 50p

  1. It’s always the women who have the best and most vindictive ideas – like that woman who cut one sleeve off all her cheating husbands suits and shirts and left the contents of his wine cellar on the doorsteps of everyone in her village!

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