Humour – Page 36 – Something Odd!

Are you a geek or a nerd?

Ryan Tubridy rattled on at length about being a nerd this morning, much to the amusement I’m sure of many of his listeners. Of course, he has no idea what the difference is between a geek and a nerd, and when someone mentioned Unix and Linux the poor fella sputtered and guessed that “Linus Paul” was the creater of Linux. I wonder did anyone text in with the correct answer? *grin*

Police can't touch you?

So, what do you do if you drive a Northern Ireland reg car that the Southern Ireland Police can’t trace? Double park in front of some poor guy’s car and wait for the Gardai to come along and scratch their heads wondering what they’ll do..

I took the above photo from the no. 10 bus, using my mobile phone so please excuse the quality of the shot!

The Irish Iraqi Soldier..

Q. What’s the name of the Irish Iraqi soldier who ran away?
A. Abdul Abhaile.

*groan*
Thanks to Ryan Tubridy for that one…

Santa – the true story..

You probably don’t want the kids to see this animation!

The Iraqi Information Minister?

It looks like the Iraqi Information Minister is still around.

If you love Macs..

My, my! What a shocking review of the Mac! Surely he jests! 🙂

Turkey anyone?

Hoffmania has a great picture of Bush, no, err, Saddam, no, Bush, serving turkey to the troops! hehe.

Santa on IRC!

<donncha>		anyone heard the “real santa claus” argument on Joe Duffy’s show? was comical 🙂
—		allmanj is now known as alllunchj
<radagast>		donncha: go on?
<donncha>		some shop is advertising that they have the real santa claus. Someone complained, they even argued about “what makes a real santa claus” !!
<donncha>		even got the advertising standards people on!
<donncha>		hehe
*		aj is back (gone 00:03:10)
<aj>		I am Santa, really I am
<thomasb>		donncha: I think the consensus was you either had to be a fat man in a red suit in the north pole, or a 6th century bishop
<donncha>		thomasb: nod I’m listening to some mp3s now 🙂
*		aj crosses off thomasb for not believing in me.
<longword>		!seen abbot
<donncha>		!seen santa
<donncha>		no, I mean aj..
—		aj is now known as santa
<donncha>		someone ring up Joe!
—		abbot (bloot@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx) has joined #linux
<longword>		abbot, where have you been?
<abbot>		out drinking with the bots.
<thomasb>		!shot santa
<diamond>		lol
<thomasb>		!shoot santa
*		abbot blows santa away with a wand of fireballs

Disclaimer – No Santa, elves, reindeer, or any Christmas characters were harmed in the making of the above script. I do have to admit that the sanity of the Irish Linux Community could be called into question however.