Tag Archives: Humour

Finally! The Global Test is available for all to see! My, my, makes for a good read! (via Matt)

Gift Grub on Today FM is a national institution by this stage, and it’s brand of humour is legendary! You can listen to past episodes on their website, and I recommend the Hector & Tom Cruise one. Great ending to it!

The GPL has been described as a virus by many pundits in the past, and it now looks like Clamav thinks so too! hehe. (Thanks Padraig for posting that link!)

Apparently, Colm Meaney said, “Bollox!” on Star Trek! He said it after being beamed down somewhere according to the man himself while he was, “Hanging With Hector”. He told the production crew that, “It was one of those things an Irish person would say in this situation”.. hehe.

The Independent lists the 50 best jokes at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. Considering Bono’s appearance at the Labour Party Conference yesterday I thought this was appropriate:

How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb? Just Bono… he holds it and the world revolves around him.

(thanks Donal for sending those on!)

Oh my! This story is shocking!

According to Rocklin, the most damning documents were generated at roughly one-day intervals during a period beginning in January 2001 and ending this week….

“Factual data presented in these publications indicates that Bush took little or no action on issues as widely varied as the stalled economy, increasing violence in post-war Iraq, and the lagging public education system,” Rocklin said. “The newsprint documents also reveal huge disparities between the ways Bush claimed to have served Medicare patients, and what he actually did.”

Hehe, tell me you’re not tempted to buy this tshirt if you blog stuff? I won’t believe you! 🙂

From: “news@cnn.com” <vngmyivsws @web.de>
Reply-To: “news@cnn.com” <vngmyivsws @web.de>
Subject: George Bush Assasinated

Early this morning two CNN Journalists discovered the CCTV footage that will shock the world. At 3.29am President George Bush was shot dead by an Islamic Militant suspected of working for Al-Qaida. As yet to be released to the nation due to the governments concerns over national Security, CNN has decided to inform the public of this terrible event. A short CCTV clip as evidence of this tragedy has been posted here http://www.the paradise.x-y.net/CCTV-Assasination.zip and there will be more updates to follow as the news filters through.

CNN International News Broadcast

Mad, that’s a guaranteed way for a virus to spread!

Tie these balloons to the back of your car and watch for the stares and shouts and swerving behind you!

(Thanks John for sending the pic!)

This FAQ could be useful the next time you’re arguing with someone on theological matters!