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U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To …

U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, a longtime advocate of regime change in the Wonka Empire, is urging President Bush to consider military intervention should Wonka refuse to cooperate.

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Do you trust Bush?The First An …

Do you trust Bush?
The First Annual Bushie Awards

hehe.

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Bush Sends Troops To West Nile …

Bush Sends Troops To West NileWASHINGTON, DC—Vowing to “exact justice for the taking of innocent American lives,” a determined and defiant President Bush deployed more than 14,000 ground troops to the West Nile Monday.

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Seen on IRC, "Colm: yeah, but …

Seen on IRC, “Colm: yeah, but does it all really matter? we’re all about to be killed by a big, dumb rock. and even if we survive bush, there’s that asteroid in 2019.” hehe.

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Via Camworld: Mirror of The An …

Via Camworld: Mirror of The Anti Porn Guy – I can’t believe that people still think like this!

Al Gore on Bush: Corporate Lacky.

I have no idea who Martha Stewart is, and frankly I don’t think I’m missing much.

Has anyone noticed that Irish and English soaps center around a pub?

Comment heard on Today FM: “Am I hearing this right? Irish people are complaining that they have to go to the pub to watch soccer matches?”

Slashdot: The Future Of The 2.0 Linux Kernel – I’m still using a machine at work with 2.0 on it! It was critical to our business until a few months ago but still running a few small apps.

Interview with Ian Jackson – Debian maintainer. Great interview and Ian doesn’t pull any punches. Even Debian ins’t perfect!

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Bush was warned that Bin Laden …

Bush was warned that Bin Laden was going to hijack planes. I saw this on tv this morning. No doubt this will get a different spin by the end of the day and ‘W’ will come out of it smelling of roses but the evidence is damning.

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a letter to US President Bush. …

a letter to US President Bush. He [Kenneth Lay] flew you around America on the Enron company jet, and for that favor you touched down on tarmac after tarmac to tell your fellow citizens that you were “going to restore dignity to the White House, the people’s house.” You said this standing in front of an Enron jet!