Category Archives: Humour

Look, if you ask me a stupid question, if it’s obvious as hell that you haven’t made any effort to research the answer, or even figure out what’s the answer, then I’ll tell you to Just Fucking Google It!
Yes, I’ll ask stupid questions too, let him who is without sin cast the first stone!

Humour? Is it funny? Today In Alternate History explores things that might have happened.

in 1944, the desperate push by the Allies to invade Europe and end Hitler’s control of the continent is begun at Calais, France, under the command of General George Patton. Despite Patton’s brilliant leadership, the Allies are defeated, and Nazi control of the continent is solidified.

in 1997, a condom manufacturer delivers a small case of its product to the White House. The rest of Bill Clinton’s second term is quietly uneventful.

in 2001, Former President John F. Kennedy passes away quietly, in his sleep. The 2-term president was 84 years old.

Thank you Donal for the email asking me to check out these jpegs!

You want to download the langer song? This is what some people in Cork sound like. Both ordinary and posh, and it’s available at thesraid.com, just scroll down a little to the “Langer” entry. Plenty of people looking for it!
‘Course I don’t sound like them! My accent’s mostly flat and foreigners can easily understand me! 🙂

So, the editor of the Daily Mirror has stepped down because of the fake photos of British troops torturing Iraqis. Let’s not forget the many other hoaxes the British media fell for!

Several good reasons why not here! 🙂

Justin points out that Sky News Ireland needs a guidebook! Hehe.

Silly me, I should have guessed this, but I didn’t know what TGIF stood for. Diamond on #linux suggested, “Toes Go In First”, but that just confused me. Thankfully Google came to the rescue with the above link!
Moments later Kevin came up with the correct, “thank god it’s friday!” but then qualified his remark with, “well, not really, i’m an atheist. why would i thank some figment of mass hysteria about some arbitrary designation of time?”
Ann replied, “‘thank the anglo-saxons for the use of the phrase friday plus thank society for organising around a weekend’ just isn’t as catchy.’
Hmm.. I can’t repeat what Pron /msged me but the conversation degenerated quickly after that…