Here’s an interesting remix of a John Kerry picture. You could call it the “Janet Jackson mix” I guess. heh. (thanks Firebird for the link!)
Tag Archives: Humour
How To Survive IKEA
Here’s a very good walk through for those of you heading to IKEA next weekend. We in Ireland are lucky, legislation doesn’t allow such large stores to open here yet, but I guess it also applies to Woodie, Atlantic Homecare and other DIY shops too!
One to print out and take with you.
Netcraft: www.sco.com is a weapon of mass destruction
This is so funny! 🙂 Go read it and wait and see if SCO slashdots Slashdot!
Much of the commentary on the SCO distributed denial of service scenario, including our own, has been based on the premise that SCO badly wants to keep their web site running. This may not be the case: unlike Microsoft, which has a real business to run and a real need to keep its web site operational, SCO Executives may not strongly care about the availability of www.sco.com. After all, Michael Doyle’s half a billion dollar patent win against Microsoft scarcely hinged on the response times of the Eolas web site.
In fact, the author of the MyDoom virus has delegated control of the most enormous volume of http traffic that the Internet has yet seen to hostmaster@sco.com. On a whim, SCO can direct that Tsunami at an object of their choosing, simply by changing an A record in named.conf in time for the change to propagate by Sunday.
50 things to do before you're 30
Badger Badger Badger
Weird, but I watched it 3 times..
Pingvin
How far can you bat the poor penguin? My best is 320.5 so far. (Flash required!)
F*** THE NAZIS, SAYS CHURCHILL'S PARROT
Churchill’s parrot is still alive at the ripe of age of 104 according to this story in the Mirror. She also has a few choice sayings, but you can read the article to find the rest of them out!
Clampers vs Eircom, who'd win?
It looks like the little yellow triangles won this time. In an ironic twist, I’d say that this photo was probably taken with a camera phone too. 🙂
Update – that file disappeared from the ripoffireland.org website, so here it is in all it’s glory..
A Cork Story.. we get everywhere, we do!
This story should bring a smile to most Corkonians. Either that, or you’ll jump in the Lee for fear of hearing more jokes like it. 🙂