We feel your pain!

Myself and John spent the last 2 days working on GoldMine trying to get it to import users (easy), setup extra fields (bit harder) and automatically importing them into a new track (not done yet). Documentation is terrible, help files are a small help, the program is unwieldy. We visited their website to be confronted with the following…


  we feel your pain

There Goes Intellectual Property Down the Loo

All thanks to the BOFH!

“Funny you should say lavatory,” the Boss continues, “as that’s just where this item came from.”

“You nicked an apple from the bog?!” the PFY responds. “That’s hardly hygienic!”

“No, this apple is a direct product of our toilet system!” he snorts.

“You nicked an apple from out of the toilet?” the PFY gasps, wrinkling his nose.