Tag Archives: Humour

Just watch this flash movie! It’s great! (Thanks James for the link!)

Great movie here. It’s still downloading, so stay away for a few minutes! From the wmv comments:

This is the entire Scene 7. This clip shows some of the sickest street stunts caught on video to date. ‘Project Mayhem: Las Vegas’ will be available everywhere 08.02.2002. See insanevideos.com for more details.

While there are really great reasons why one should work at Google, Kevin puts it best..

why work for google? think about it. people are always searching for a better job. no matter how much you like a job at first you get sick of it after a while. unhappiness is caused by not having found what you’re searching for. if you get a job at google, your job is searching. once you dislike it, what are you going to do – go searching? no. you hate searching. so you don’t search, so you don’t get unhappy so therefore you stay happy. the perfect job.

Of course, there were replies to that..

<khismetix> jaypers
<DoC> Well, you could also blog for a better job. Or mail for a better job with lots of capacity.
<paul> kevin: that’s your worst joke yet 🙂
<DoC> Or secret underground laser for a better job.
<kevin> paul: it makes perfect sense.
<DoC> Wait. That’s probably covered under my NDA. Look into this apparatus for a second, everyone.
<Minus1> kevin: i’m sorry… you are *really* reaching.
<kevin> DoC: ah yes, but you aren’t searching then are you?
* paul tries to recover from having read kevin’s google-job-searching joke
<pron> paul: was it a joke ?
* pron thinks kevin wants a google job

Heh. This is a list of who you shouldn’t invite to your next party, at least together.

Look, if you ask me a stupid question, if it’s obvious as hell that you haven’t made any effort to research the answer, or even figure out what’s the answer, then I’ll tell you to Just Fucking Google It!
Yes, I’ll ask stupid questions too, let him who is without sin cast the first stone!

Humour? Is it funny? Today In Alternate History explores things that might have happened.

in 1944, the desperate push by the Allies to invade Europe and end Hitler’s control of the continent is begun at Calais, France, under the command of General George Patton. Despite Patton’s brilliant leadership, the Allies are defeated, and Nazi control of the continent is solidified.

in 1997, a condom manufacturer delivers a small case of its product to the White House. The rest of Bill Clinton’s second term is quietly uneventful.

in 2001, Former President John F. Kennedy passes away quietly, in his sleep. The 2-term president was 84 years old.

Thank you Donal for the email asking me to check out these jpegs!

You want to download the langer song? This is what some people in Cork sound like. Both ordinary and posh, and it’s available at thesraid.com, just scroll down a little to the “Langer” entry. Plenty of people looking for it!
‘Course I don’t sound like them! My accent’s mostly flat and foreigners can easily understand me! 🙂

So, the editor of the Daily Mirror has stepped down because of the fake photos of British troops torturing Iraqis. Let’s not forget the many other hoaxes the British media fell for!