Santa on IRC!

<donncha> anyone heard the “real santa claus” argument on Joe Duffy’s show? was comical 🙂
allmanj is now known as alllunchj
<radagast> donncha: go on?
<donncha> some shop is advertising that they have the real santa claus. Someone complained, they even argued about “what makes a real santa claus” !!
<donncha> even got the advertising standards people on!
<donncha> hehe
* aj is back (gone 00:03:10)
<aj> I am Santa, really I am
<thomasb> donncha: I think the consensus was you either had to be a fat man in a red suit in the north pole, or a 6th century bishop
<donncha> thomasb: *nod* I’m listening to some mp3s now 🙂
* aj crosses off thomasb for not believing in me.
<longword> !seen abbot
<donncha> !seen santa
<donncha> no, I mean aj..
aj is now known as santa
<donncha> someone ring up Joe!
abbot (bloot@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx) has joined
<longword> abbot, where have you been?
<abbot> out drinking with the bots.
<thomasb> !shot santa
<diamond> lol
<thomasb> !shoot santa
* abbot blows santa away with a wand of fireballs

Disclaimer – No Santa, elves, reindeer, or any Christmas characters were harmed in the making of the above script. I do have to admit that the sanity of the Irish Linux Community could be called into question however.

Headlines from 2011

These headlines from the future make for good reading. hehe.

President Howard Dean vowed to continue pursuing the missing terrorists, but Richard Perl, Donald Rumsfeld et al. are still at large, being hidden by members of anti-Government militias in remote regions of the mountain states. The cabal took flight following the shocking 2009 discovery that “George W. Bush” was a humanoid robot loosely modeled on a combination of George H. W. Bush and former Indiana Senator Dan Quayle….