Are you bored, I’m not. I’m too busy doing interesting stuff to be bored. 🙂
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u know what i dont care if i am bored ijust turn on music and tv lie down and play psp and add me msn feel free i am Dragonnightgod13@hotmail.com
Hi,
All u guys r such big losers!
This is the worst website ever!
DONT SMOKE!
If ya wanna do something, listen to me,
1.smell ur dad.
2.make a my space.
3.talk on MSN.
4. If u have no friends on MSN except ur sis talk to her and make her mad, and then when she tells ur mom say sheay!
5. If ur a loser, and a baby, go on clbpenguin!
6. Read all these stupid ideas. (it wastes time)
7.read.
8.annoy ur sis or bro.
9.moan in ur dads ear.
10.ask ur dad to play a game with u, then when he says no keep asking him and asking him for ever untill he says fine and say I dont wanna play!
11.play with ur old toys (if u still have them)
12. go outside and scream as loud as u possibly can!
13.Talk to ur dog.
14.Tell ur mom u want a 100 sandwiches and that you’ll make them, then when she says we dont have another bread go to the shop and buy alot of bread, then make alot of sandwiches but not 100 and then tell ur mom u dont want them!
15 for no. 14 your mom will b probs say no bout making sandwiches s just make 1!
16.draw all the stuff u have ur house.
17. Do u ppl no that I am making these up on the spot, I have never done 1 of these thing, but I have dont 1 or 2, that does not make sence!
ANYWAY, I am bored too and I am just writing this to get rid of time!
OH AND GOODBYE!
if u are bored do the following:
smell and sniff
make ur cow eat fake jelly
spray things
comb ur mostash
read nothing
go to the movies with ur friend and play tetris
touch ursel
fall down the stairs and wen ur mus says r u ok , do u need ne thing ask 4 a fish and slap her wit it the scream stranger danger
wavy[ lines
play scrabble with r shoes
buy a hat4 ur dogand do a dancnce with it
and most impotantly smile 3 times wen ur sis says koo koo katchube
im bored cause i dont have a boyfriend! my friends are nowhere to be found and i dont really have interesting conversations with anyone with my family…this sucks and im horny
This is very pathetic, because everybody has no real idea to kill their boredom. I can’t really say much because I have nothing to contribute either. But it all comes down to eithout no money there is really nothing to do. What real activity can you do without it costing money?
SMOKE A BOWL…go on a roady, bud isnt very expensive…o and get a job? job / making money is a great thing to do when ur bored…
this website is jokes, but i still dnt av a clue wat to do so if u wud care to givsum more suggestionsw, plz do. and u can FUCK OFF izzie coz u tlkin shitt. everyone knows like us is to just have a FUCKIN GD WANK when ur bored, just iv had one and im bored again. and even writing this message is wasting time oh and im getting horney again lol, brb
when your board jump off a cliff its fun
Get a grip U all sound like looneys to me. I bored BUT I’v got a good life and its the little thing that make life good. So got off you ass and play () ()
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I got it Talk to ppl. Save up money and give it to me! (Joke) read a online book read this but spend every day like in your last. GOD in a sooo bored
hey look get a guy or a girl and go do wat u want wit them if u know wat i mean u are all lasey ass peps
Shes right!
Fuck all of u Im bored and none of u helped
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u bob!!
OHHH bring it on fuck face!!
Bob ur a mother fucking cock sucker
u all idiots.n cra…don hav a sense.kisi gandi naali ke keedo saalo kutto.haha se aaye ho saalo.kud maro kahi par.kutto saalu.kamino.bhangio…jamadaro….tum sadak pa jaakar bark kyu nahi karte yaha kyu chilla rahe ho.tammez hai ya nahi.maa behan bhai nahi hai kya.kuttooooooooooooo
IM SOOO BORED MAN!!! BORED BORED BORED BORED AND IM LISTENING TO A SONG ON YOUTUBE BUT IM STILL FREAKIN BORED!!
eat a chair
visit your mom and tell her you thaught she was dad
masturbate
sharpen your teeth
do press ups on the moterway and dont die
dont die
watch hull city !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you all suck i am bored jokvckhbfvbhdfvjfhhvfbvhbfhhbvdsnjanbvhdfvbanhfdbvffbcfdvfhgffjjlgjvsgkhafjhfgfklsyuhfiughyurhrshjfdudf
you guys all suck this website is not fun at all and yu said this was supposed to be fun but is is boring oh yeah that reminds me im still bored bye forever yu just lost a vewer but i wouldnt care cause it is not fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you want to not be not bored call
Na fa fo fo na fa fo
Auntie laraynay will treat you good
im still f***** bored yall suck
in case you hadn’t guessed I was bored as fuck! ah but it’s sites like this that keep me alive. (as well as alcohol and my annoying habit of continually breathing)
sry so sry sooo sry!!! But this is not a help to me r all!
1.Listen to “Wish you were here” by Pink Floyd while enjoying a joint!
2.Read 1984 by George Orwell,very important,will change your outlook on world.(note,do not read if outlook is very very good already)
3.get 2 hefty spoons of nutella in a bowl,heat in microwave for 1 minute on high(Im high{u should be aswell}) and dip breadsticks! Tasty!
4.Go to amsterdam!
5.Drive any Japanese 4wheel drive 2litre turbo really fast! If you see blue lights behind you,dont worry,right pedal makes them go away!
6.LSD
7.Do something wrong! every now and then do anything wrong i.e. steal a can of coke, kick a cop car when no1 is looking
8.Make sure youre not homosexual!
9.Go out look for a cop,when you find one,make eye contact for at least a few seconds and then run as fast as possible in any direction apart from the cops!
10.If in doubt……Kill everyone
So freaking bored right now! It’s 2.30 am.. I can’t sleep and there’s nothing to do!
this is not helping im still bored f*** this website
i have more fun slap myself around the face or slapin my boyfriend private
if u f*******ing bored make an imvu account
if your bored get a LIFE! or….
watch a movie marathon
write a book on life experences
step of a curb and pretend its a cliff with your eyes closed
take retarded pictures of yourself
sit out side then criticies people walking by
Make a low buzzing noise
Make Star Trek door noises
go on facebook
play boring ass video games
look up things on google images
if its really early in the morning go up to your parents bed room and scream “good morning sunshine”
see how many cups of water you can drink before throwing up
(ive done most of these things) ok well all of them
-.- DF This For XD! PENCIL
im bored im gonna go do gymnastics
DO U NO WAT YH UR ALL FUKIN SAD BACUSE AT THE END OV THE DAY YH YU ALL HAD TO TYPE IN SUMFINK TO DO WID BOREM YH ,, SO IF I WAS U YH I WOULD SORT UR FUKIN LIFE OUT YU FUKIN BUNCH OVVV LOSERSS SEROUSLYY MAN .. N DAT GAL FINKS SHE FUNNY YU FUKIN AINT DARLIN UR A PUSSY HOLE N IF YU LOT LIVED NEAR ME HAHAH U WOULD GET FUKLD UP FOR BEENIN SUM NEXT GEEK LIKE YU MANS ARE !!
SO IF I WAS YU I WOULD SORT UR LITTLE LIFE OUT N GET OFF THIS SITE COZ U ALL LOOK FUKIN STUPID !! GROW UP YU LOT !! GAY PRIKS
beyonca.. WAT EVA UR FUKIN NAME IS SHUT THE FUK UP WELL YA DIK HEAD EVERY 1 ON DIS WEB SITE SADDD LOSERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! GROW UP
what the hell is this im bored reading tis dam ting god .y the hell do u have this .
boooooooooooooooorrriinnnggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!! *rz lol
Have a naked hug wiv someone
Ooooo! Im Bored. And Lonely =[[
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i am so dam bored plz help me
Im so bored….. if its night time and ya bored catch cane toads and chuck them in a fire they go BANG!!!!!! its funny but crule but what the heck theres millions of them….
Funny how people come on this site and ridicule the people who say there bored by saying get a life, even though they are on the exact same site and also on a computer at the same time. Interesting, i am also bored…
I AM BORED
wel lik im sooooooooooooooo bord can lik sum1 tl me wa ta do or lik gv me a site or sumtin i dunno wat ta do
omg im soooooooooooooo bored!!!!!
uggghhhhhh
lol
this is funny as shit ppl just sit around writin bout how bored they are lol
gah but yep im really bored!!!!
OINK!!!!!!!!
one day i was so bord this is what i did. prankd called peppel prank calld my brother and said i bus the pizza person. went outside and danced in the driveway
HEY EVERYBODY THIS SHIT CRACKS ME UP I SWEAR I WAS BORED UNTIL I GOT ON HERE AND STARTED READING WHAT BORING PEOPLE WRITE WHEN THEY ARE BORED U PEOPLE ARE CRAZY AND ACCTUALLY SO AM I BECAUSE I AM DOING THE SAME THING AS YOU CAN SEE I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS WHEN YOU ARE BORED HERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU CAN DO OK
#1- GO EAT SOMETHING I EAT ALL THE TIME WHEN IM BORED
#2- MASTURBATE WHY NOT YOUR BORED RIGHT?
#3-GO TO SLEEP
#4- GO TAKE A BATH
#5- RE DO YOUR PROFILE ON MYSPACE
#6- TAKE SOME NIGHT QUIL OR TYLENOL PM’S
#7-CALL AND TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE AND TELL THEM HOW BORED YOU ARE
#8- CLEAN YOUR HOUSE
#9- WRITE ABOUT HOW BORED YOU ARE OR MAKE A BOOK
#10- COUNT
listen to eazy e.
IM SO BORED LOL ACT LIKE U R OBSSESSED WITH A CELEBRITY LIKE EAZY E :p ITS QUITE FUN
AY ACTUALLY BE OBSSESSED WIT LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON OR SOEMTHINGGGGGGG LOLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BORED WHAT CAN I DO???????
OIOI YOU SAD FUCKERS .. YOOU AINT GOT NO LIFE IF YA BORD SO WHY DNT U GO OUT THERE AND EBJOY YA FUCKING SELF IT AINT HARD ,, U GET ME SO STOP FUCKING COMPLAING OTHERWISE I WILL FIND U AND SHOW U WHAT FUN IS U GET ME ??????
NOW ALL OF YA FUCK OFF XX