Woohoo! We're rich!

So, my boss has a Million Dollar Bill on his desk and I wondered what we could buy with it..

<donncha> woohoo! we're rich! my boss has a $1,000,000 note on his desk!
<donncha> and he's gone to Chicago for a few days.. hmm, what to buy? *grin*
* minus1 drops around to make a few photocopies
<kevin> donncha: so that's much higher then a c note?
<minus1> kevin: i make it about 12 octaves
<donncha> sigh
<kevin> donncha: if you guys b sharp around him, maybe he'll buy a flat for each of you.
* donncha holds his head in his hands and cries.
<minus1> G, kevin, i H it when you get like this [the note A is called H in some countries]
<kverens> minus1, jsb once wrote his name into a tune using A as the H in BACH
<kevin> minus1: i should just pitch the rest, huh?
<kverens> tone it down a bit maybe
<kevin> well, at this point i'm sure donncha is tuning us out.
<pron> the volume of puns is overwhelming
<minus1> pron: wait till we treble it!
<kverens> almost cacophonic, pron
<minus1> all your bass are belong to us.
<pron> minus1: that's fishing !
<kverens> well, a musical fish is the tuna
<pron> kverens: you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish
<minus1> kverens: shall we sing a psalmon ?
<kverens> you'll have to school me in it
<pron> minus1: your singing is atroutious
<kverens> pike down there
<minus1> pron: it's all about sole...
<kverens> and knowing the coda
* Fawkes is fed up of herring these puns...
<Fawkes> surely you could go some plaice else
<kverens> w'eel think about it
* Fawkes hopes to see a ray of hope on this soon
<pron> kelly ?
<Fawkes> as the sky continues whitening
<kverens> you're codding yourself
<Fawkes> i'm not feeling that well....
<Fawkes> and you have to make sick jokes like that
<pron> oh ? someone you ate ?
<Fawkes> surely you're asprin to better puns?
<minus1> Fawkes: naw, he's too busy codeine
<minus1> I WISH TO REGISTER A COMPLAINT!
<Fawkes> yes Sir? what about?
<kverens> Fawkes, you're past your eyes in bad puns now
<minus1> kverens: will you stop milking it!
<pron> moo
<kverens> dairy continue?
<minus1> if you do, you'll lack toes soon
<minus1> i dare say you're lack-toes intolerant.
<pron> OOhh .. .*that was painful
* Fawkes deosn't think anyone is cow'd by that threat....
<kverens> I don't knead to be buttered up with threats
<Fawkes> oh just cheese it folks
<minus1> cud you get any worse?
<Fawkes> i'd brie very grate-ful
<pron> kverens: you're a tough old cookie then ?
<minus1> Fawkes: actually, something oc-curd to me
<elrond> Those who've have had too much of it can join me in #punlesslinux

It continued, but I’m not going to subject you to the rest of it!