Category Archives: Humour

Q. What’s the name of the Irish Iraqi soldier who ran away?
A. Abdul Abhaile.

*groan*
Thanks to Ryan Tubridy for that one…

You probably don’t want the kids to see this animation!

It looks like the Iraqi Information Minister is still around.

My, my! What a shocking review of the Mac! Surely he jests! 🙂

Hoffmania has a great picture of Bush, no, err, Saddam, no, Bush, serving turkey to the troops! hehe.

<donncha>		anyone heard the “real santa claus” argument on Joe Duffy’s show? was comical 🙂
—		allmanj is now known as alllunchj
<radagast>		donncha: go on?
<donncha>		some shop is advertising that they have the real santa claus. Someone complained, they even argued about “what makes a real santa claus” !!
<donncha>		even got the advertising standards people on!
<donncha>		hehe
*		aj is back (gone 00:03:10)
<aj>		I am Santa, really I am
<thomasb>		donncha: I think the consensus was you either had to be a fat man in a red suit in the north pole, or a 6th century bishop
<donncha>		thomasb: *nod* I’m listening to some mp3s now 🙂
*		aj crosses off thomasb for not believing in me.
<longword>		!seen abbot
<donncha>		!seen santa
<donncha>		no, I mean aj..
—		aj is now known as santa
<donncha>		someone ring up Joe!
—		abbot (bloot@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx) has joined #linux
<longword>		abbot, where have you been?
<abbot>		out drinking with the bots.
<thomasb>		!shot santa
<diamond>		lol
<thomasb>		!shoot santa
*		abbot blows santa away with a wand of fireballs

Disclaimer – No Santa, elves, reindeer, or any Christmas characters were harmed in the making of the above script. I do have to admit that the sanity of the Irish Linux Community could be called into question however.

(via email, thanks John!)

What people were overheard saying on the London Underground … Thanks Ann for the link. hehe.

Is it just me, or does Wally sound like Dave Winer in this Dilbert comic strip?