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ATTN: SIR/MA,

I AM SCOTT RICHARD; I WORK FOR CIVIL RIGHTS ORGANIZATION IN LONDON I ALSO HAVE A STORE HERE IN LONDON.ACTUALLY, I FOUND YOUR COMPANY’S INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET AND I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU OFFER THE SERVICE OF INTERNATION ORDER AND SHIP TO MY CLIENT STORE IN NIGERIA.

WE HAVE SOME ORDER ENQUIRY FOR INTERNATIONAL SUPPLY AT HAND FOR NOW FROM AFRICA, EUROPE AND ASIA WHICH WE WANT TO MAKE FROM YOUR STORE.

AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE YOUR ADVICE ON THE AVAILABILITY AND COST OF THESE ORDERS, WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH THE METHOD OF PAYMENT VIA CREDIT CARD (MASTER OR VISA CARD), INTERNATIONAL MONEY ORDER, AND CASHIER CHEQUE DETAILS FOR PROMPT PAYMENT.

Kindly chaeck for this order:
1.Intel® Celeron® M Processor 360 (1.40 GHz/1MB)
2.Dell Latitude C640 2 GHz Pentium® 4

BEST REGARDS,
SCOTT RICHARD

hello seller,
i will like to purchase your display item,am a supplier of computer in new york city,but i dont know how many laptop system u have for sale because am buying upto 10 pieces and i will be paying you through cashier check for the purchase of the item including the shippment charge or may i should handle the shippment my self.
please get back to me as soon as you get this message.
john james

HI
PLEASE I AM A CITIZEN OF NIGERIA.PLEASE CAN U CONTACT ME.I NEED THE LAPTOP IN AN HURRY WITH THE CART MOVING.PLEASE CANTACT ME ON THIS 08032068198.

hi whats up i am hidee i need 2 quantity of hp laptops with web cam and i will pay you trough my master card. i need dis urgently plsreply me back.thnks

Hidee am from Nigeria and i can provide you with the kind of laptop you are looking for this is my email; seecorporation@_______ and phone number 080554xxxxx

Im selling a laptop, that someone try to stole me, it cost me 350 US dollars and I’m selling it for 250 please contact me. If you want to know about it.

HI
PLEASE I AM A CITIZEN OF NIGERIA.PLEASE CAN U CONTACT ME.I NEED THE LAPTOP IN AN HURRY WITH THE CART MOVING.PLEASE CANTACT ME ON THIS

hello seller,
i will like to purchase your display item,am a supplier of computer in new york city,but i dont know how many laptop system u have for sale because am buying upto 10 pieces and i will be paying you through cashier check for the purchase of the item including the shippment charge or may i should handle the shippment my self.
please get back to me as soon as you get this message.
john james

pls i need a laptop 4 my education and its urgent pls contact me with this number as soon as u get this massage 08039576680.i need pentium 4

good day sir
You got me in for the job. I SUPPLY LAPTOP AND BUY FOR PEOPLE AS WELL SO I WILL BE DELIGHTED TO BE YOUR PARTNER SO AS TO EASILY SELL THEM TO MY CUSTOMERS
THIS IS MY CONTACT 23480554xxxxx

Hello sales,
i am happy to be informed of the genuine goods your company deal on with safe delivery.well i just want to use this medium to order for some goods from your company store.The goods are listed below
Intel Pentium-4…………3piece
Intel Pentium M 1400………..3piece
please i will like to know your shipment cost down to usa through fedex.i will also be paying with my confidential credit card in order to protect fraud.
THANK YOU

SALES,

I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE A PRODUCT FROM YOUR,KINDLY LET ME
KNOW IF YOU ACCEPT ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARD FOR PAYMENT SUCH AS VISA CARD AND MASTER CARD,KINDLY ALSO LET ME KNOW IF YOU SHIP TOENGLAND BY UPS FEDEX AND DHL,IF YOU DO SO,KINDLY FORWARD ME YOUR WEB PAGE,SO THAT I CAN FORWARD YOU THE PRODUCT DETAILS I NEED.

THANK

Greetings,
I broswed via a website where i saw that i will like to buy ur product laptop placed there and i am highly interested in the i will want you to give me the price of 30f p4 would appreciate also if you can send me a picture of it so that i can be well familiar with what am buying.Your prompt response willl be highly granted.
Best Regards

Hello sales,
i am happy to be informed of the genuine goods your company deal on with safe delivery.well i just want to use this medium to order for some goods from your company store.The goods are listed below
Intel Pentium-4…………3piece

please i will like to know your shipment cost down to usa through fedex.i will also be paying with my confidential credit card in order to protect .
THANK YOU

hi i love ur product and want to buy them and i want u to sendthem me in nigeria i will pay with my crdit card

Hello sales,
i am happy to be informed of the genuine goods in your company deal on with safe delivery.well i just want to use this medium to order for some goods from your company store.The goods are listed below
Intel Pentium-4…………2piece
Intel Pentium M 1400………..1piece
please i will like to know your shipment cost down to Nigeria through FEDEX or USPS because we still have many to buy from your company and we want this urgently .I will also be paying with my confidential credit card in order to protect fraud.
THANK YOU. Regards

My name is Pedro Mensah. I am an orphan boy of 19 years old whose parent were feared death in ozalla community in owan west local government area of Edo state following the intake of concoction allegedly administered on them during a witchcraft verification exercise by a herbalist hired by the elders of the community.
24 hours after the intake of the concoction on market day, the whole community was thrown into confusion as those that participated in the verification exercise started dropping dead, while the families of the victims staged protest against the leaders for allowing that barbaric act.
There were 19 women and nine men involved of which my parents were among.
So i am calling on all public spirited individuals, Non governmental organizations{NGO}, government bodies and charitable organizations to please come to my rescue because i have been feeding from hand to mouth and jumping from fry pan to fire. I beg everyone in the name of God in whom we believe to please assist me financially, materially and otherwise so i can get up to my feet again.

hello seller,
i will like to purchase your display item,am a supplier of computer in new york city,but i dont know how many laptop system u have for sale because am buying up to 10 pieces and i will be paying you through cvv for the purchase of the item including the shippment charge or may i should handle the shippment my self.
please get back to me as soon as you get this message.
Thanks
Toyin

my name is ogbonnaya i want to buy 5 ibm laptop with valid credit cards but plz how can i do it ,i live at number 1 olorunsogo street ilesa osun state nigeria,thanks

i want to buy laptop for sale can you visit me in nigeria at number 1 olorunsogo street ilesa osun state or at my shop at number 22 post office line roundabout ilesa osun state,thanks i want to buy with valid credit cards thanks

This is to all the nigerians visiting here,you can do something better with your life,you partner with me and I will show you how.

plz i will like to buy some laptop from you with a credit care , and you will send them by D H L to nigeria plz how can i pay for the laptops ?

Hello…..i am 32 male georgia….avodale estate…30002.i work with nokia company as the public relations officer….and presently am here in nigeria to see how our products are moving and what our customers here in nigeria needs and the particular NOKIA series……But i and 3 of my firends we both came in together shall be needing 4 IBM ThinkPad Brand NEW with , Centrino CPU 1.7Ghz Dothan, 100GB Hard Drive + 1GB RAM, Burner, Wireless….and we shall be to paying you via credit cards…please i will like to know your shipment cost down to Nigeria through FEDEX or DHL because we still have many to buy from your company and we want this urgently .We will also be paying with our confidential credit card in order to protect fraud.

Hello sales,
i am happy to be informed of the genuine goods in your company deal on with safe delivery.well i just want to use this medium to order for some goods from your company store.The goods are listed below
Intel Pentium-4…………2piece
Intel Pentium M 1400………..1piece
please i will like to know your shipment cost down to Nigeria through FEDEX or USPS because we still have many to buy from your company and we want this urgently .I will also be paying with my confidential credit card in order to protect fraud.
do you want me to show you my account so that you can believe that i well bay after deliver. i normally base in london

to all buyers from nigeria you should stop wasting time posting them so just send a mail to mr……@yahoo.co.uk and he will help you with all your orders from africa cos i got a laptop through him and i am right here in mushin lagos nigeria

hello seller,
i will like to purchase your display item,am a supplier of computer in new york city,but i dont know how many laptop system u have for sale because am buying upto 10 pieces and i will be paying you through cashier check for the purchase of the item including the shippment charge or may i should handle the shippment my self.
please get back to me as soon as you get this message james roland

Dear,seller

I’m Laura from Canada.I will to purchase a laptop Asus/Toshiba/Sony and send it to USA.let me know how about payment and shipping cost.Thank you

Hey Jimi,

You say you have laptops for sale. Please give us you website adress so we can take a look at your store. I’m from Japan, you do business with us?

-Kiko

why are you all fooling your self amd stop riducling the good name of some us Nigerians that are working hard go to the stores and you would get you a laptop and for your information you cannot get a laptop fpor $30.00 in what palnet are you? and have you don’t know what you are asking for.

i have laptops at much as 3000 pieces in stock,any intrested buyers should contact me through mail which is xxxxx, or through yahoo messenger,i am always online.

Hello,
I am Mr Lore from shell company in usa we are in need of laptors about four of them it ungent ,we need it for business transation now, so all we need is for you to tell us how much you we sale to us ,you can aswell contact us on email:xxxxx , your information is needed now.
Get banck to me as soon as you get my mail ok.
Thanks,
Mr Lore Manageing Derictor.

Greetings,
I am a Business Man in Malaysia. I want to buy some laptops and send to my Branch in Nigeria. Can I pay through Credit card give you the address in Nigeria to Deliver the Laptops?

Mr Anthony

HELLO!
AM A CITIZEN OF NIGERIA,LEAVING IN NIGERIA NOW I OGUNT STATE.
I NEED A LAPTOP SO I WANT YOU TO KINDLY SEND ME THE CLUE TO GET IT VIA CREDIT CARD URGENTLY. YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON MY MOBILE NUMNER +2348060xxxxxx

HELLO SAM, I SELL TO PEOPLE SO WHICH ONE DO YOU NEED
BRAND NEW OR FAIRLY USED
CONTACT ME VIA seecorporation@y______ AND 080554xxxxx

Hello Sir,
I need a standard laptop computer in your shop,so am waiting for your immediate reply.

From
Mrs Ayo Ogundo

United Kingdom

hello.mrs ayo ogundo
complement of this season to you .what type of laptop do you have ,i mean the brad just choose the brand you want.and send me the detail to my mail
slaxwenga@_____

,im mr slax i have so many product with on my company, we accept credit card and we axept e-gold payment.

john james is a thief – he steals from Ebayers and uses the follwoing names and address to ship stolen goods to:-
1. Ishow Olaiya – 12 Awolude Close, Olorunsogo, Abeokuta,Nigeria 23401
2.Adeogun Bukola A, 24 Olorunsogo Close, Abeokuta, Nigeria

If you know him tell the police as he as ruined many people’s lives and they are suffering. He is mean and cruel – do not trust this man he is evil. Peace be with you all.

mr.slax,I’am Jessica Minkel.now i’m living in Indonesia and i need a a Panasonic Toughbook 52.i’ll pay with creditcard.please contact me ASAP.

i need a laptop with p4 to be sent to nigeria with a mastercard.Or give me a site where i can buy laptop with mastercard to nigeria.
thanks

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