Mention the latest design pattern and suddenly your peers will see you as a genius of software engineering, “…you see I have employed the Decorator pattern for this particular class…” While you’re fighting the urge to give them a good slap, allow me to let you into the big secret. There is none!
I don’t know any Java or C++ Developers looking for a job but you never know .. someone might see your comment here and call you!
I wouldn’t normally let a comment like this through, but hey, you’re my neighbour. It’s a small world!