On Ryanair.Com today they have a special offer! Kids fly free! .. for as long as they can hang on! hehe.
Category Archives: Humour
Gift Gael!
Hehe. This show (Realaudio stream) is hilarious, but probably only for Irish people. Listen to Daniel O Donnell and Gerry Adams sing The Darkness as Gaeilge and more in this pop quiz skit! 🙂
We feel your pain!
Myself and John spent the last 2 days working on GoldMine trying to get it to import users (easy), setup extra fields (bit harder) and automatically importing them into a new track (not done yet). Documentation is terrible, help files are a small help, the program is unwieldy. We visited their website to be confronted with the following…
we feel your pain
There Goes Intellectual Property Down the Loo
All thanks to the BOFH!
“Funny you should say lavatory,” the Boss continues, “as that’s just where this item came from.”
“You nicked an apple from the bog?!” the PFY responds. “That’s hardly hygienic!”
“No, this apple is a direct product of our toilet system!” he snorts.
“You nicked an apple from out of the toilet?” the PFY gasps, wrinkling his nose.
The Rainbow Plucking Orgy
It’s perfectly safe for work, if everyone around you is sweet and innocent. Ok, this animation probably isn’t safe for work then! 😉
What will NASA announce?
There’s plenty of speculation about what NASA will announce later. Some have serious ideas while the ridiculous is also suggested. 🙂
5 years ago..
Dermot Morgan died 5 years ago today. I was a huge fan of Scrap Saturday on Radio 1 all those years ago, and I was given the Scrap Saturday CD collection for my birthday in 2002, must have a listen to it again..
Pinguin, revised!
Ok, if you’re at all squemish this version of the Pinguin game may not be for you! It’s err, slightly cruel and horrific, but funny in a strange way..
Hehe.. 3 blades not enough?
The Onion has an “interview” with the CEO of Gillette who says, “We’re Doing Five Blades.”
Remember Frank in the Comedy Club? “Gillette spent years in development, working hard at their new razor.. What did they come up with? The 3 blade razor!” Ah yes, you had to be there. I bet he wishes he never appeared on Bosco but fancy that, he never mentioned that on-stage.. 🙂
Couple o' stories for the feens!
The People’s Republic of Cork have a couple of new articles online.. I read the feminist one in the Echo this evening and as I was nodding my head I thought it’d be good to bring to the attention of my dear readers here..
- Corkonian’s Guide to Abroad – covers such exotic locations beyond the borders of the Republic such as Ireland, London and America!
- Inside the Mind of a Cork Woman.. is not a pretty sight, but that’s not fair, I’m sure it applies equally to the rest of yer wans around the place!
- Gettin’ Flahed: Adventures in Speed Dating.. this one had me laughing out loud within shouting distance of the start! hehe.
So there you go, the combined intelligence and social engineering skills of the average Corkonian is imbued in the above writing. Read ’em and weep, err laugh, guys!