Documents Reveal Gaps In Bush's Service As President

Oh my! This story is shocking!

According to Rocklin, the most damning documents were generated at roughly one-day intervals during a period beginning in January 2001 and ending this week….

“Factual data presented in these publications indicates that Bush took little or no action on issues as widely varied as the stalled economy, increasing violence in post-war Iraq, and the lagging public education system,” Rocklin said. “The newsprint documents also reveal huge disparities between the ways Bush claimed to have served Medicare patients, and what he actually did.”

George Bush Assasinated

From: “news@cnn.com” <vngmyivsws @web.de>
Reply-To: “news@cnn.com” <vngmyivsws @web.de>
Subject: George Bush Assasinated

Early this morning two CNN Journalists discovered the CCTV footage that will shock the world. At 3.29am President George Bush was shot dead by an Islamic Militant suspected of working for Al-Qaida. As yet to be released to the nation due to the governments concerns over national Security, CNN has decided to inform the public of this terrible event. A short CCTV clip as evidence of this tragedy has been posted here http://www.the paradise.x-y.net/CCTV-Assasination.zip and there will be more updates to follow as the news filters through.

CNN International News Broadcast

Mad, that’s a guaranteed way for a virus to spread!

Gmail madness!

Yet another “Anyone-want-a-gmail-invite?” thread on ILUG prompted the following on :

<DoC> I’m not that annoyed over it. It’s just there’s enough cruft to wade though on ilug as it is.
<DoC> And the sender gets added to my ~/.enemies 🙂
<DoC> If you don’t have ~/.enemies, you don’t have character.
<dredg> DoC: excellent. i’m quoting that
<bigbro> A UTF-8 character or some other type of character? 😉
* bigbro runs away now…
<DoC> Nerd.