Well, ladies, you’ve always wondered how to control your man. Now lead him around with the clinger!
Category Archives: Humour
Statler & Waldorf review movies
Things to do when you’re bored
Are you bored, I’m not. I’m too busy doing interesting stuff to be bored. 🙂
For everyone else who’s bored. take a look at this bumper list of pointless timewasters and relieve the monotony of your life a small bit.
The Worst Mistake in the History of the Human Race
What’s that mistake? it’s agriculture!
The author makes some laughable connections between unrelated subjects to prove his point.
Anyway, I’m off to catch my breakfast.. I’ll be back in an hour!
Inverse Kinetiks
This is one weird flash game/anim! Modeling physics is one thing but the subject used. Umm. Strange! (via)
Say Brumbrum Now You Stupid Frog!

(thanks Steph)
Error 404
The Iraqi Information Minister makes a comeback! This time in an Error 404 message!

DJ's wife sold his Lotus for 50p
I need to get rid of this car immediately – ideally in the next 2-3 hours before my cheating arsehole husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street.
I am the registered owner and I have the log book. Please only buy if you can pick up tonight.
(Thanks Donal!)
The Onion 2056
Via Slashdot so you may have seen it already, here’s what The Onion may look like in 2056!
Lunar Olympic Officials Continue Search For Missing Pole Vaulter
Democratic Middle Eastern Union Votes to Invade U.S.
Dating Tips For Christian Men
Very very important tips to take note of before you go on that important date!