Sudden productivity upsurge ends recession

This just in. Economists worldwide are scratching their heads as the latest figures suggest the global recession may be coming to an end. Global output has suddenly shot up, people are working harder than ever before and they’re getting out to the stores and malls and spending money.
If this trend continues the world may be on it’s way to a boom by the end of the year.

Meanwhile Twitter and Xbox Live are offline on the same day for maintenance.

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2 thoughts on “Sudden productivity upsurge ends recession

  1. Well, seeing as the 24-hour Live downtime was to prepare ths system for all the new features this Fall, it does make sense that Twitter be down as well so they can both “sync up”.

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