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Things to do when you’re bored

Are you bored, I’m not. I’m too busy doing interesting stuff to be bored. 🙂
For everyone else who’s bored. take a look at this bumper list of pointless timewasters and relieve the monotony of your life a small bit.

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1,137 replies on “Things to do when you’re bored”

when your bored if you have iny brothers or sisters make up a game that youve never played before and play it or quite mooching off your parents and get a job get a boyfriend and do somthing with your boring ass life.

Got a job. Still boring as fuck. Kind a hard to get a girl friend when ur a 6’1 125 lb stick who’s got a big ass nose and bushy eyebrows. I’ve tried. Some responses I got were no, fuck no, I’d rather date an ape, only when hell freezes over… I’ve even been kicked in the nuts a couple times. So much for having any children.

bad words should not be used where children such as i can see and read such foul words! those are the most foul words i have ever read in all my life! no one in my 9th grade class would ever say something such as those words! do u kiss your mama with those lips u very bad boy! i am a boy 2 but this is ubserd!!! u are a discrase 2 humanity u VERY bad boy! u should be ashamed of your self!

You’re in grade 9 and you’ve never sworn before? Wow my brother’s in grade 8 and he swears lots. But whatever.

Woah bro, chill, number one, check ur spelling, number 2, people cursed much worse than that in grade school, and number 3, if u dont like it, then dont read it!!!

duude get a life okaii no one cares wat uu think like seriously come on ur probably in a friken private school or live with nuns to say those thing or just ur mom taking over ur website haha loser lolz jk

Umm, I’m in 9th grade and people get mad at you for not using cuss words in every sentence you say.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT SHUT THE FUCK UP IM A FUCKING 7TH GRADER AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD EVERY KID AND EVEN THE FUCKING TEACHERS SWEAR ALLLLLLLLL THE FUCKING TIME RETARDED FUCKING JEW!!!*!&#^%(*#!^%*

Agreed, besides I thoutgh this was a thread for ideas on how to stop boredom not cuss ur little hearts out

Chris I want to ask u something.U HAVE NEVER SWORN?!?WFT I have 2 older brothers who swear all the time.Also BTW FYI (if you don’t know what these abbreviations mean,look them up)I DON’T(honestly)GIVE A SHIT IF I SWEAR OR NOT,SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!Also U,SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!BITCH!!!

that sucks for you cuz i would offer you advise but i cant cuz ive never gotten a no in my life and im 15 i started datin when i ws like 8 and im 5’7 1/2″ and i have a semi-big nose but im also muscular and i play every fuckin sport known to man jus sayin

That is so rude to this little boy!!! The remarks you guys make are terrible. Don’t tell a little kid that he’s a loser. AND he’s actually right!!!

Pretty sure I have a boyfriend and a job and still bored. Too busy watching him playing games online with his friends while I am doing nothing. I don’t mind him playing games with friends but he had a whole six hours while I was at work to do that. If I was a guy with someone and my girl came home from a shit day at work I would stop playing games with my friends and play games with her. Just sayin. You can’t assume because someone has a job and boyfriend they won’t be bored.

tennis is boring tho play football thats what i do and its fun who doesnt like hitting other people wit out gettin in trouble for it

four things.First of all,I’ts not havee,It’s HAVE.Second of all It’s not thare,It’s THEIR.third of all I did a contest w/ my friends at my house for a sleepover,and I held the Ice cube in my hand ALL NIGHT LONG!!!Fourth of all,LEARN HOW 2 SPELL!!!DUH!!!

Something _Really_ Exciting has happened… I’m bored. See?! Ya see that?! Wow. How dull. _-aMAZINg-_ it is so much fUn I can nearly be bothered to sigh. Hoorah!

the very exciting thing of excitement,let me tell you something…U R SOOO NOT INTERESTING AND U R SOOOO DUMB!!!

this website helps nothing, its just people bitchin at eachother…
everyone needs to chill the fuck out.
we are on a computer,if you think ur big and bad cuz ur “fightin” with someone on here then kill yourself.
:))
thanks.

Go to a doctor and ask for a kidney transplant if he says no….go to nicaragua and find a illegal mining camp…….find a golden dradle n spin that bitch…….and when it stops spinnin hopefully a couple days have passed……then u get so dehydrated dumbo comes flyin in with his big ass ears…..then go home take a shower and be bored…..The END

O me 2 it sucks!!! why dont u play a board game with ur family or invite a bunch of friends over or maybe go 2 the beech with ur family and some friends. if u have a the wii it is realy fun… well it depends what games like wii playground,wii sports…sing it are all fun. its not that exspensive but if it is 4 u put it on ur bday or christmas list.

ok u all need to get a life. i bet u are all fat just go outside, hang with ur friends, sign up for a club or sumthing but get ur ass of the computer all day.

you people are stupid if you dont get a job duh your going to be bored no money no fun ok and if you need somthing to do so bad why dont you just ask for a stupid alowence so you can go some where like the movies shopping skating water park i dont know theres a lot of stuff.

I’m in college and i have a job but i’m still bored.I work out all the freakin time because i don’t know what else to do.. but ha, those are actually good ideas, thanks

sarah my young friend i have information for u, if ur bored theres only one thing that will cheer u up, listen to my instructions. get the fuk out ur house n find a drugdealer, then rob him, take his money and drugs, go back home, smoke an ounce of weed, drop 3 pills n strap an acid patch to ya, sit back wit a six pack and u wont be bored ok my love. take care.

Hahah, I love your idea.
I’m thinking though instead of sitting at home go for a walk and chat to your neighbours. They will probably really enjoy the company and entertainment your stondedness<— (yes that is a word)will provide.
Many thanks and screw those ppl who hope you die, they're just party poopers.

there was tree men goin 4 walk 1 called fuck off 1 called shit and maners well
shit fell over so fuck went to go and find sum help he gets stop by an police
mun he said wats your name…fuck off the police man says wheres your maners
fuck off replys around the corner picking up shit ……

did u here about the fight in the chipy last night………………………yeah the fish got batterd!!!

Well…. I might know some… you could annoy your parents, go buy a book and read it, annoy your cats or dogs or whatever, invite some friends over and play makeup in the dark!! It’s where you put on a blindfold and do there makeup or you could watch a movie i like the Clique if ur a girl or the bodyguard if ur a boy it has Whitney Housten in it she died the other day 🙁 XOXO Julia

The Italian man who went to The US
One day, a Italian man went to the US, he was hungry so he went to a resturaunt, there was a spoon and a knife but no fork, so the man said: “I need a fock” Then the women said “Then go fock” the the man said “But I need a fock on the table” then the women said “YOU BETTER NOT FUCK ON THE TABLE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!” Then the man went to his hotel room he was tired, so he looked at his bed, there was a pillow and a blanket but no sheet, the man said “I need a sheet” the the women said “Go shit” then he said “I want a sheet on the bed” then she said “YOU BETTER NOT SHIT ON THE BED YOU SON OF A BITCH!!” the he went to the counter and the guy said “PISS ON YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH!” then the other guy said “PISS ON YOU TO!” it was the first day and he was already called a beach. the end

I was bored until now but I am bored once again and thats just how it goes i guess. But all you people are cool and unboring in a boring way but thats ok it unbores me for a little while but i am quite bored nevertheless. But that is just how it goes i guess.

WHY DO WE GET BORED? IT IS SO…..SO….BORING! Why don’t you take a walk or if you are single, find a partner. Take up a hobby. Art or making things or…i can’t believe i am going to say this…stamp collecting! Try reading! Photography? Anybody got any ideas for what to do? I’m bored!

why don’t you stop saying “get a job” its quite fucking hard to… The economy is shit right now sheesh, and Fyi you don’t need a damn job to have fun, money isn’t everything you know…

You guys should know that you are all on the Internet arguing over some really stupid shit shutup and find something construtctive to do with your time. Dont sit on the Internet and argue with people you don’t even fucking know. Get a life you idiots!

I am so…so…so…so god dam bored!!!!!! i h8 all of you!!! just jokin’ just jokin’…i do that cos i need sumthin’ to do cos i am so bored. i went on the internet to do sumthn’ but just got more bored in the process!!!

i know how you fill me and my sister are at the library and i got on the enternert and i got bored i whant to play in the elivator why my sister plays on the computer but people at the library will watch me and say do you need help or somthing were saposed to spend time together.but she just loves the enternet.

Y am i so god dam bored??!! i came on the internet to rid me of my boredom but just got more bored in the process…somebody shout out if u agree that humans should not hav to get bored ever!!! i h8 it so much…:(…plzplzplz reply sumone…anyone

Hell ya we humans should never get bored it so freakin frustrating!!!!
I just want to punch someone in the freakin face when i get bored just so that i have something to do!!!!!!

im so fukin bored, jus need sumthing to do i cud go on and fuk a big fat hairy dirty sheep about now so has anyone got any ideas for me to do? well at least this past a few minutes i got a gud idea wot will past half an hour have a wank 😀 anyone wanna help me ( girls only thank you ) ha sooooooooooooooo bored :@

so yeah if your bored and you know it drool and then run around in a circle till you cant see no more and then do a belly flop like this man http://www.dystopiacartoons.com/20001030.html
then after you realize your belly stings as if you just got hit with a wiffel ball bat, go and roll around in an ant hill when the are sufficiently covering you run a 50 yard sprint into your house and turn on your http://packy.dardan.com/walky/gwalla?page=6. Then you can post me back again and tell me how that was

U GUYS R SO FUCKIN GAY I MEAN C’MON WHO IN THE HELL GETS ON A SITE AND WRITES ABOUT HOW BORED THEY ARE!! OMG THAS THE FUNNIEST THING IV EVER HEARD AND GUSESS WHAT? IM NOT BORED SO DONT BE HATIN ON ME OR SOMETHING OK WELL THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY!! WELL NOT REALLY I HAVE A COMMENT TO EVERYBODY TO ALL U PPL THAT R BORED GET YOUR LAZY ASSES OFF THE GOD DAMN COMPUTER AND GET A LIFE!! THAT MIGHT DEFINATLY WORK IM TELLIN YA!! LOL WELL NOW IM REALLY GONNA GO AND ILL PROBALLY NEVER BE ON THIS SITE AGIAN I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF IT EXISTED AND GUESS WHAT IT DOES AND ITS GAY!! SO I WILL DEFINATLY JUST GO ABOUT MY UNBORING LIFE AND LEAVE U LOZERS ALONE…AND O-YEA U GUYS CAN TALK AS MUCH SHIT AS U WANT CUZ YOUR JUST HATIN AND U KNOW IT SO LATER HATERS!!!

if u hate this website so much why did u go on in the first place… and i dont BELIEVE ur really mad.

ok it is like 1:17 in the morning i cant sleep i dont have a car heck i cant even drive i live in the middle of nowhere (not realy but it sure feel like it) anyways i cant get a job cause obviously i am too younge to get a night shift and i am still too younge for one. a boyfreind really want help because a my phone got water logged and since my phne is gone i doubt he would walk all the way to my house and even if he did i would only make things worse because there is like a 99% chance that we’ll get caught so you my freind NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay this site is shit all yous do is complain! i dont know how this website could entertain ne 1 u know wat? i would have more fun clipping my toe nails! and that guy who wanted 2 fuck a sheep go ahead! if he will even accept u! if he does stay wiv him coz its the only thing u could get. oh gotta go every1 bye bye 4ever coz i aint cummin here again!

what can i do im so boared. i’ll do anything but not stopid things. so what will you do if you were boared and i mean boared like me. im so BOARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wath can i do im so boared.what are you doing i was boared ontil i played with my brother and sister or talked with my MUM and DAD i now it’s crazy isn’t it if you don’t want to talk to your friend in you mobile phone. now im not boared anymore like that gay. im so BOARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BORRRRRIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG U PEOPLE SUCK!WILL ANY1 MARRY ME? UR ALL SO SEXY THNX 4 UR TIME B HAPPY Y’ALL

This website is kinda cool, i guess, but is is very freakin’ dumb that we sit aroung talkin’ bout bieng freakin’ bored, Holy Shmoley!

Haha this seems like fun talking about how bored we all r woo hoo!! well im not really bored as so much theres nothing to do so lets get this right im the best and all yall sux ass !! hahaha!! Nerds r hot!! lol boi i think im high haha WillyWonka just signed on yay!!! i love me and i hate u …….well im out lata!

I am so bored that even scrathing my testies is boring. I know this because the tell me this. It even hurts when I pee because it’s just so boring. Pudding doesnt even work anymore. It always used to bring a smile. Now all I have is tears and re-runs of Top Gun. Where are my aviators????????

if you are bored it means you are a boring person. make some friends or if you are too reatrded then do something with your family. Fun people are always doing stuff. get on a bus an go somewhere you have never heard of-just DONT get BORED

That ain`t right it depends on money no matter how fun person u r. if its 4 a.m. and u got no money wtf r u supposed tot do.

All of u’ll freaked suck just reading through all of this shit made me feel sick no body’s coming too a conclusion u’ll all sound the same its so depressing

Oh my god. SO BORED. I hate sick days, but these sick days are worse because my mom is away and i’m alone, alone, alone for days on end. the only thing i’ve talked to in the past 24 hours is my dog and people’s voicemail.

my life is small.

I hate being bored so please help me. I am so bored that I am slowly swirling down into the deep,deep, deep pits of insanity. Help me by E-Mailing me. I beg of you.

holy fuck..im soo bored and need something to do…ooo look a butterfly….shh drugz r bad…lol

I’m so effin bored write now, I’m at work, and I don’t get to go home for like 6 more freakin hours. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow yall r losres y dont u look 4 somemthing interesting to do rather than bitch about how bored u r

hi im bord to… i thing that all ways amuse’s me is get ur friend to spin around and look at the floor till they fall over and normally faint its really funny to watch. but make sure u dont do it on concrete cus they end up nocking them selves out.

i am really bored its sunday and i cant leave my house coz the fuking bike rider dikheads r takeing up the road and its so boring at my house right now.i cant get to me frens house n they cant get here arrrggghhh fuk this!!!!!!

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