Things to do when you’re bored

Are you bored, I’m not. I’m too busy doing interesting stuff to be bored. 🙂
For everyone else who’s bored. take a look at this bumper list of pointless timewasters and relieve the monotony of your life a small bit.

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1,137 thoughts on “Things to do when you’re bored

  1. you have to be a pothead i can tell because you said heheheheheheheheehehehehehehe an awful lot and i didnt get your joke lol

  2. hi its billy lynch as u may no ok if u r soooooooooo bord go on u tube and hir i some idirs like….
    happy tree frends
    or muybe
    fred or Jimmy

    by billy lynch

  3. hi am bob marly laaaaaa laaaaaaa laaaaa he heeeeeeeee heee rawwwwwwwww rawwwwwwww but no i am rilyy zake efron me me m
    meeeeeeeee pooooooooo pooooo poooooooooooo beoooo beoooo beoooo

    lol

    by you no me billy

    by billy lynch

  4. teem po

    i fee out of bed bumt my head and drunk a botel of weed my mum sead get back in bed and you r only 9 yers old so shesnacht the weed from my hand

  5. teem po is going for ever only cus i am going to exet and i probly fget the sight

    by billy lynch
    the crater of teem po i s billy lynch i am leving=(

  6. jenna hehe that woznt a joke…but ill tel u one if u wanna hear…

    an old widowd lady, of about 60 jrs old walks by a pet shop when a lil parrot wiff a broken wing hops towards her. It jumps onto her sholder and start chirping in her ear, and the lady talks back to the bird and falls in love with da thing so she decides to buy it abd they become best of best freinds, evry day talking and talking and talking….sooo the jears “fly” by and after 20 jrs the old lady wakes up and, as usual da bird starts chirping, and she greets it and all that, and realizes da poor bird hasnt flown for over 20 jrs and she gna die soon sooo…why not do a lil sumtin nice for da bird…soo she decides to hire a small plane, and let the bird experiance flying again. The day comes and the lady is very very exited. On the plain theres the widow, and the bird, chirping its lil bird haert out, a camera man….for those happy moments…and naturaly the pilot…sooo as they take of the birds almost smiling, chirping away at the lady, the lady is chatn back, telling da bird how she loves it. The camera man is taking happy photos of the two, and so the pilot decides to create a lil more exitment and turn to the left verry sharp…the lady and the parrot slide down while the camera snaps at them and when the plain stabelises the camera man decides he gonna try make a nice mood….sooo he puls out a pan flute and starts playing, but like sh*t!! The bird chips with horror in its…voice…the lady agrees that he sux and the piolet starts getn real pissed at this guy so he turns down his window and turns to the right…and “SHWOOOP” out by the window gows the flute…and along with that goes the bird…Now the lady is sad!!! the camera man keeps taking sad photos of the lady stearing out the window, reflecting on the pars 20 wondafull jrs wif da bird when in the corner of her eye she sees the bird flapping with all its worth to keep up with the plain and her beloved widow. The lady then sees the bird has something in its mouth…..

    My question to You is…what does the parrot have in its mouth??

  7. BORED WOT 2 DO I AM SO BORED PLZ SUM1 HELP ME I COULD DIE PLZ HELP ME I MITE DIE OF BEIN BORED HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Lol! U guys r funny. I was bored but, now im not. U..U=u r great fun. I want to meet 1 of u guys. lolz. I have to go to a eye thing bye

  9. hiy erm i do weed lol erm nd i ahve very bad mood swings i can love u 1 minute nd be trying to throw u infront of a bus the next…..im not a doctor so im not going to pretend i am but i have never heard of a long term side effect off cannabis/dope but thats not to say that there isnt any because like i said im not a doctor im not going to tell you to stop smoking weed because i do and i am not going to tell you to start smoking it because many people wish they hadnt started but all i am saying is just be careful and have a good time xxx

  10. Ya you people have no life…at all…lolz…Im so bored out of my mind…theres nothin to do at all!!!!!!!!! so who wants to chat with me?

  11. You all are stupid. Drugs are bad. Ive done my fair share, ive lost some smarts because of them. Very dumb if you think they don’t do anything.

  12. U guys r all stupid! y do u smoke weed? do ya no wot u shud do cuz yar bored? TALK 2 FRANK DUMASSES! n i dnt care abwt ma spelings 4 al da grama freaks out there! so dnt correct me! bt im bored n im not gna get hi cus im nt a poted. what can i DOOOO!

  13. you cud also try makin loads of email accounts wiv funny random fake naes, n send messages 2 ur mates wif all the stuff u no abw em in em. rili funny cuz theyl totaly freak owt wen they read em. xtra points 4 l33t speak thruout

  14. n y would i do a stupid fing lyk dat a waste of tym loads of passwords 2 member
    just go on fb twitter msn stuff lyk dat u guys hav a borin lyf
    get into sports soz 4got u guys r lazy sado freaks with a sad lyf N U R SO BORIN

  15. when you are bored you can go on the net!??! go on myspace or something!??! you guys are all idiots these are suppose to be comments on what to do
    BlahGaspRawr! SJoit

  16. i am so bored it that i googles fucking bored i am that sad r r u going on this chat thing all of u dont have girlfreands all u are fat and have no freands to go out with
    :):):):)

    LOVE U <3

  17. I’m just fooling. Just so you all know I’ve been smoking weed everyday for the past 20 years and i run my own company, have a large family and house on a beach, and i am a very happy man.

  18. @Cannibis Intelligence: u do drugs and drink… wow ur mummy must be so proud of uu… u stupid fuckin loser

  19. im bored. if you have a younger sibling, go in their bathroom and put plastic wrap on the toilet or if your having a sleepover put shaving/whipped cream in your friends hand and tickle their face. make out with the wall. run around your house screaming, “my bunnies eating my carrots!” fill your sink with ice water and put your head in it. watch twilight in french. eat six spoonfulls of sugar, a can of soda, and something else with sugar, then blast TiK ToK on youtube. make a fake facebook. make a fake twitter. stalk celeberties on google. CALL A FRIEND! before you start, set up a camera so its on film. spaz and while your spazing say, “i dont have anymore cake! why?!?! what kind of world is this? where is the justice?” , then stop spazing and say, “my bird ate it” then sigh. “shes dead now” then put it on the internet. see what people think of you. TEEHEE 🙂

  20. Uh hello i am really bored!!
    This is not cuz i dont have a lyphe it is cuz i am at work with my mom today
    i gotta go sometimes and as a 14 year old boy locked up in a room with a computer only(which by the way has all the fun & cool sites blocked by open dns) u can see how this wud easily bore me
    My mom works in a hospital so its not like i can just find some kid and play with
    IF ANYONE IS ON PLEASE LETS CHAT!!

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