Charlie Harper Sucks

The Charlie Harper Sucks website really does exist! I watched the episode of Two and a Half Men last night where Rose setup a Charlie Harper hate website so I had to see if it was really there. Unfortunately it redirects to a Warner Brothers site but at least they created a site with that devil picture of Charlie!

In real life, Charlie Sheen’s love life isn’t going too well. He and his wife Denise Richards are divorcing. Denise is 6 months pregnant with their second child.

Sheen thought that her hormones (due to the pregnancy) are raging, but the former gorgeous Bond girl felt very neglected. Maybe she felt that Charlie was slipping back to his old self…which she said she ”can’t even comprehend” (when asked about whether his past bothered her).

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1,125 thoughts on “Charlie Harper Sucks

  1. OMG charlie if your reading this i love you so much. id do anything in the world for you.every body says that oh charlie isnt real hes just a charerter but nooooo your real arent you sure you are i googled you you came up you are real you jake and allen.oh yeah tell rose i said if she doesnt back off ill fight her off…..yeah if you want to contact me call (773)502-1794 MUCH LOVE CHARLITA SPENCER

    1. hi love charlie harper….are you insane putting your phone number on there and charlie harper is NOT real!!!!!! he is just a charecter you idet!!!!He is a fake dont you get you bonehead!!!???

  2. OMG ARE YOU MUTTS LOVE CHARLIE HARPER!!! dO YOU WATCH THE SHOWS WELL THEN IF YOU DONT … WELL I HAVE A BETTER IDEA TELL ALL THE GIRLS THAT SLEPT WITH CHARLIE HARPER AND TELL THEM TO BACK OFF! GET IT!!!

  3. play video games,have sex,right a book or here is a good one…READ A BOOK!!!!!!!!!!! do something

  4. if i fooled you with the suzy one…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    so what is going on also my birthday is April 6,it it going to be awsome. i am going to turn 11 that is explaining the 11. how i got homebert is that is the name of one of our PET turkeys. and if u r wondering noway i cant telll a lie and it is true… i have only lied once to my couin because she does deserve it so write back or i will write to u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. charlie i hate ur show its so stupid
    xpectially tha fat kid he thinks he is funni
    but his not n of course its kind of oviouse tht
    alen is gay n u sit like a gurl

    1. SHUT UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER !!! YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT CHARLIE LIKE THAT YOU FUCKIN BITCH !!! JUST DON’T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT 2 N A HALF MEN BECAUSE I WILL FUCK YOU UP !!!!!! :& :& :& :&

  6. i like rose, and charlie is the most irresponsible, selfish, careless man on the show and i see where jake gets his rudeness from

  7. it true its damn true charie sucks alan sucks jake sucks Two and a half man sucks screw the prouducer and dicrectors screw the two an half man

  8. hello charlie my name is mandy and i come from germany sorry but i dont can englich very well i love two and a half man its sio funny i´ve got a question are you realy an nymphoman love mandy

  9. Charlie Harper is absolutely cool and not such boring as his brother Alan.

    But not only in this sitcom also in other movies Charlie Harper alias Charlie Sheen is a great actor. Especially in the movie “Chain Gang” where he was starring with his father.

    I like him and I say only one thing: Give us more of your great movies and sitcoms!

    With best rgards

    Gerhard Meier

  10. BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ! do you know what burn means because i do.

    1. YAH YOUR NEW BECAUSE U MUST NOT KNOW I HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS THEY SUCK SO THAT MEANS U SUCK

  11. charlie harper_freak180 haha charlie harper ist the king

  12. Charlie you rock my mom, my dad and I laugh sooooo hard at your jokes like my dad laughs so much at you that his laughs changes like i’ve never heard it before!

  13. I LIKE YOU CHARLIE YOUR THE BEST IN TWO AND A HALF MAN!

    I LIKE ALL YOUR JOKES AND EPISODES OF YOURS!

    MY COUSINS LIKE YOU ALOT BECAUSE THEY LIKE TOW AND ARE HALF MAN!

    IF ANYONE WANTS MY MSN TO TALK TO ME ADD THIS:JEROMEVU2000@HOTMAIL.COM ALSO I HAVE ANOTHE ONE ITS JEROMEVU2008@HOTMAIL.COM ! HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
    LOLZ.

  14. HEY CHARLIE MY NICK NAME IS JUSTON BUT MY REAL NAME IS JEROME…

    I PROMISE EVERYDAY THAT I WILL WATCH TWO AND ARE HALF MAN!

    LOLZ

  15. what the hell the site is called charlie harper sucks lmao and all u people are praising him
    tho i do love two and a half man i love jake!!!

  16. charlie is so kool but sometimes his a tool yer rock on freaky bro its the best show yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  17. i love ur hair style
    i hate it when you went to all the ladies and had sex with them.

  18. I think CHarlie is so mean and makes women look cheap and men look easy. But its all being in character. I think Jack is so cute! I like “Two and a half men.”

    1. i luvvvvv dragonball to death have you watched the really old ones they rock like totally ahhhhh……… japenese great people

  19. I Love You Charlie. Jake is Hott!i am your biggest fan and i am 10. pleease write back and say you love me tooo

  20. Charlie is the best comedy acter i have ever seen.I am one of his biggest fans.Keep it up charlie harper.And i really hate rose but all your other girlfriends are good.Looking forward to all your new ones that are coming out.

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