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How to make cocaine

Cocaine use is ruining many lives, the social side effects of paying for an expensive addictive habit ruins society but it’s also disgusting all the crap they use to make cocaine. As it’s an illegal drug you have to take what you get: petrol, cement, calcium oxide, ammonia, H2SO4 and of course coca leaves. This video takes you through the process of from picking the leaves, chopping them, spraying them wth the above chemicals and filtering. Ugh. Everyone should see this video. It might stop someone experimenting with it in the first place.

The Swearing Lady has been reading about Cocaine use in Ireland and the UK. It’s being cut with carcinogenic chemicals to increase yields so on top of the chemicals above drug users are really f*cked. (via and I’d swear Damien linked to the movie a few days ago too)

Edit: the video that was here is long gone, but here’s a text description of how to make cocaine. Reminded me of Breaking Bad reading that.

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238 replies on “How to make cocaine”

OiOi fuckaz this is a kid ere from owa the Big UK cumin from the Newcastle Upon tyne Bigg it Up y’aal

Y’all need to quit the Shit ya Punk ass bitches
stop the skunk grass,nd leta Month Pass

Maan drugs R lame Ya need to fuckin Buck Ya Shit up bitches

After reading all your posts it seems like NOT doing cocaine makes you a lot more of a sick and twisted ass than otherwise. ‘Do us a favor, take a bullit’????!! What!? You Americans really are insensitive pricks. Your war on drugs wrecks several third world countries en screws up your own people aswell. And all you can do is insult people who are in a vulnourable position. Way to go people!!!

As for me, last time I did cocaine must have been some four years ago, with good friends. It was recreational and I never did cocaine for more than two times a week. It’s fun and it’s interesting. Ik love life and anything in it, with respect to the potential dangers. A well informed man counts for two. Use your head. Cheers!

Thank dahobbit for his sensible writing.

WUT UP OG’S TO MAKE THA BEST ROCK ON YO BLOCK ALL U NEED IS AN 8BALL OF COCAINE THAT ISN’T CUT ANY LESS THAN 70%. MIX THIS WITH A 1:2 RATIO OF BAKING SODA AND A CUP OF WATER.. TO MAKE IT SO DA CRACK HEAD GETS REALLY FUCKED UP ADD 2 TABLESPOONS OF AMMONIA.. STIR THIS IN A DISH AND HEAT.. YOU WILL KNOW WHEN ITS READY WHEN A BIG ROCK FORMS AT THA TOP.. LET IT DRY FOR ABOUT A DAY THAT WAY IT HARDENS.. THEN AFTER 24 HOURS TAKE A RAZOR BLADE AND CHOPP IT UP INTO PEICES.. 0.20 G IS THA BEST AMOUNT TO CHOPP THA ROCKS INTO CUZ MOST CRACKHEADS ONLY BUY 20 OR 40 PEICES.THIS SHIT WILL MAKE U $$$$MONEY..

I love cocaine all of u are freaks if you do a little in your life. Well i take that back its your choice of course….however if you have nothing to do and you are depressed why the hell not? The drug itself is not as scary as people make it out to be. The scary thing is getting it..a.k.a. drug deals. But if everyone would just move to europe, there wouldnt be any illegal problems. So for all of you who are protesting the drug…go snort a little, then come back and leave another reply. thanks and goodnight.

I’m guessing all those that say drugs are bad eat chocolate, smoke tobacco, or even drink.
Let me make something clear, those three substances are also drugs.
Just because it’s illegal, doesn’t mean it’s dirty.

25000 people die in the UK each year from alcohol-related illnesses
While:
5 Ecstasy-related deaths per year
0 Deaths that have ever occurred in direct result of Cannabis
Cocaine was present in 44 deaths 2005, and that was the highest death count per year since

I think it is safer to say, they might be illegal, there still the safest, and most enjoyable drugs.
If they where legalise, then we would be able to reduce the death rates of heroin down, (stop people to mix it with crap etc.)

I’ve never tried charlie, but I have tried the other 3 drugs listed, and I think that alcohol is also the crappest one available, a depressent that makes you violent… nah, not my narcotic;
Chilled out in my room with some fat bass tunes playin with a nice tasty spliff in my hand being passed around with mates, while socialising, thats more enjoyable.

wow….americans r cool, they rant n rave about how illegal drugs r bad and try ta get rid of them, but there they go smoking cigs, and drinkin gallons of alcohol.If u ask me i think that cisg and alcohol should be banned. How many deaths a year compared to say cocaine or marijuana does cigarettes or alcohol cause…..i guarentee you its more then the illegal drugs i had mentioned

haha dude, Pieter and medz r thinking wat im thinking man. i have been smokin the herb since i was 12, and im in all honores classes and making B’s and A’s man, not 1 fuckin C,D ,or god forbid an F. but the second i started drinking and smoking cigs… my grades dropt, i started bring vodca to school in water bottles and shit cus i needed it to get things done. like mary-jane is not nearly as addicting as booz, cigs, COCAINE or anything man, its just straight chill. all these people telling druggies to go kill themselves r the real problems in america man. let me tell u something…THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENt RIGHT NOW R COMPLETE IDIOTS, i cant even belive bush got reelected. i bet the violent ignorent people on this website voted for that dush face. fuck war man, expesially this one, which was started on false acusations anyway. the only reason we’re there is for oil.

and ive tried coke and crack before. i did coke for like a month then decided to quite cus it made me want to smoke cigs. crack i only tried 3 times and decided to quite just cus i liked pot better. now i just surf, go to school, and smoke grass with my mates, and life is sweet.
FYI: the only reason weed is illegal in the states is cus the greedy government cant put a tax on it

later
timmy

im trying to stop.
i was emitted to the hospital i was so fucked i almost od.
i wanna stop cause now im so parinoid
but if i dont do it
i feel more fucked up
and fucking horrible
i hate it

LISTEN HERE ALL YOU FILTHY STINKING ROOTEN DRUGGIE CUNTS. YOU ARE ALL THE LOWEST GRADE OF PEOPLE ON EARTH. YOU ARE WORSE THAN SHIT IN THE GUTTER. GO HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR SELVES IN THE MIRROR THEN GRAB A GUN AND BLOW YOUR HEADS OFF!!!

dude bernard ur the real problem in the world man. listen to urself u fuckin ignorent asshole. y in the world would u want people to kill themselves? expesially people who have problems in theyre life. ur a loser bro.

timmy

drugs are not good in any shape or form! im not preaching u gotta do what u gotta do but i am recovering from a coke addiction at 1 point i was doing 6 or 7 grams a day. this fuckd me up but i got through it. its super addictive and i still crave it now. It really isnt worth it it destroys your life! but if u are going to do it do it in moderation.take the drug dont let the drug take you!

I would blow my head off if i had a name like BERNARD you sad little twat take sum drugs an chill out.

hey.. the video isnt working.. so can u guyss tell us the recipe of how to make it? thanks.. danica will give you head if u do…

This will get you no where, you are just sitting around spinning your wheels. Life is about living!You weren’t created to be addicted to things of this world, “GOD” is who you should be addited to. HE can set you free of all of your imperfections. I know, I have been where you are. So one day I hope you will understand this.. greater is HE that lives in me than he who is of this world. I pray that you wake up soon!!!!

Any1 know whats best to mix cocaine with im just going to start selling is paracetemol any good so whats the ratio and wheres best place to store it??

I got the best rock on the block. All cocaine in the USA is cut. Better off going to columbia or peru if you want pure shit. or miami before that shits spreaded through out the USA and cut by every drug dealer. I’d be damned if i ever bought some shitty cocaine from a bloody american. Just hop plane to grand cayman and clog up yah nose with a lil bit of blow. thats how i roll

ingredients

Sherbert
white food colouring
baking soda
self raising flour
plain flour
salt
anthrax
antsand
plain sand….(from sand pit)

how to make
1. mix baking soda and sherbert
2. add in self raising flour while continuously stiring
3. add the rest
4. chuck it in the oven:)
5. bake for 3 hours on 180c
6. have a snort

and thats how you make cocaine:)

i suggest no one try this drug , its easy to get addicted, when u try it the first time it is literly nothing, weed makes u actually more stupid than actually cocain, cacain just dosent have that much effect to a certain point if u dont overdose. If u ever done it and got addicted this will help u stop doing it: the drug dealer put disgusting things in it to make more money out of it such as tylenol 3 shit like that but the worst thing is glass , literly there is glass in cocain so it cuts ur nose and the cocain runs through ur bloodstream faster. just think of that next time u THINK about doing it and hopefully you will stop

well, making £17,000 a day and geting high off blow sure is better than sitting around bitching on the internet. life’s full of choices so make your own, don’t listen to anyone on this forum, not even me, if you want to, find out about coke yourself, by snorting it. most people in england cut coke with paracetamol or other NON-LETHAL ingredients that are in such small amounts that you dont even notice. whats the point in killing your customers?

Oh and to that bitch laura who thinks religion is better than drugs, drugs are a fucking religion you fucknut, religion is just something to keep the weak willed from killing themselves, thats why it was invented, and thats exactly what drugs do, keep the sane from going insane in this seemingly pointless world, so before you try preaching christianity, look into why addicts actually do drugs…

I remember the days coke was shit hot , one line and you were flying for ages , Some advice 4 you guys that want it .flush your cash down the bog , Its been cut that much these days its not worth the 40 to 50 quid you pay for a g . Once you sniffed the shit you will no what i mean! Im not saying you dont get decent stuff but its pretty fucking scarce .

oh my face is soooooo numb, fukin class.
Just try it, its not so bad.Religon is one big fuk over.Just dabble in the twilight zone and be peacful.

I could speak volumes…I did find places to buy coca leaf and tea–they ship to us..no problems…This is good stuff. I’ve been getting high everymorning and go to work. But chewing the leaf is amazing. And it goes great with grass. The coca makes your whole body work better. That’s all I need to eat all day of hard labor outside. I have no desire to take a break or even stop for lunch. I put the baking soda in my mouth with it all day. One chew may last 15 to 30+ minutes, so it requires to keep eating and sucking on. My braething gets better, I am pumped up. My mind turns into supercomputer, and then with the weed, I have many revelations. What is knowledge? What is revelation? What is the essence of crack cocaine? I’ve had the best experiences of my life on crack cocaine. I’m not addicted. What happens when you take the crack ride to the end of the line? Where does it go? I know where it goes! Yeah, that coming down from crack is pure misery…like extreme melancholy. For me it would last about 5 hours. So anyway, check this out…This is a top contender for my heaven on earth. First take 1 viagra. Then you’ll need one lover who you have a committed relationship with. And then, follow the Bible of where I am the man, and she, the woman whoo’s only real purpose in life is to submit to her man. Of course more women would be better. And of course, you need some crack, lots of it. I take a nice big hit. No…my woman gets the first. I love to see her face light up with happiness. I wouldn’t feel like getting naked normally, but everything changes in a few seconds. So I take a big hit, hold in, and then when we exhale, we kiss the partner, and they suck in the hit. It is a nice tasty kiss, and then I am whished to a different universe, a universe of only love, all good! She feels so good. Suddenly she is everything beautiful, like aphrdite, and I am the MAN. So I get big and strong. My chest fill with air, So anyhow, the happy place is getting plugged into each other. Try as we might, we could not orgasm. I did get there a couple times at first…You get there, and boom! the place is empty..no squirting, no chemical release, so you can start over punping…just a simple thing…in and out…face to face is good.So usually a crack hit doesn’t last very long…2-3 minutes. But I found when we take one and then get plugged into each other, the high just stays there for 6 minutes or more, but less later in the night, after several hours of sex.And then, I would feel guilty after having abused her so, and plus I would need a rest, and have to pull out, lose excitement, and start to crashing down…so do more. And then down later, I just couldn’t comprehend the feeling I just had, and the feeling I would have again in a few seconds, of 2 people joined together as one, where for both it is the absolute best place to be. I kept asking my love…Do you like this? For her it is the best place to be, and for me. It is a natural place, where people can be very close friends, and your body is there for the other to enjoy. No hangups, only big happy smiles, love radiating out…
Just 2 people joined together in holy badassism. We cuss at each other, and realize that it makes the love better…So it greatly extends the high. So even after 8-12hrs of this, I have so much memory of being the man. I have experienced a deeper, closer relationship. We were both the biggest badasses on the cosmic stage. Of course it would be nice to orgasm at some point…So anyhow, after all the sex, I am kind of floating in a good feeling, so that when there is no more smoke, things aren’t so bad. Sex on chewing coca is really good, as I can be the badass mother, and also reach conclusion, but may need viagra.So crack steals its good feelings from your orgasm place. Pure love. What are we? Pure love. Why are we here? To make love. Life is a harvest of love. What is it that we seek? All we need is love? Is feeling good love? Yes!Are drug laws wrong? Of course! Could Edison have invented the light bulb without cocaine?
If everyone ate coca all day, would anyone be fat, tired, confused? Would they not come closer to the spirit? What happens when you can think? Then you can contemplate Chewing coca has changed my life. Look for the good in things. There is no one that can hurt you or make you sad. You have the ability to shape your own thoughts. You can choose to think the good, the loving, or focus on some bad thing, something that could hurt you…

First off…….Coke aint cool! I hate those people that have seen scarface once to many and think the’re Tony Montana…..you know the type!!
Yeah, I take it at the weekend ,(usually smoked) ,but as I have been clean from an heroin addiction for ten years now which I had for ten years I think I deserve at least one vice eh!!!

hey im 14 and ive been doing cocaine for the last 3 yrs of my life and i fucking love it. im not addicted, trust me but i love the feeling of it!!!! Nearly 3 weeks ago i was skateboarding and i gashed my leg wide open on a rusted pipe. I was rushed to the hospital and i had to get 27 stitches. I didnt want them to numb me cuz it rlly dont even help, cuz i always feel it. so thru the night i had extreme pain going thru my leg so i got some crack cocaine and pure cocaine and got stoned. after that i couldnt feel my leg. i did cocaine every day i had those stitches and it did not bother me one bit. i just recently got them removed 4 days ago and i feel great!!!! cocaine may ruin some peoples lives but in my case it just helped me thru the rough times!

ANYWAY IF GOD EXISTED HE’D PROVE IT HEY?! AND DONT GIMME ALL THAT SHITE BOUT PROOF DENIES FAITH AND WITHOUT FAITH GOD IS NOTHING BECAUSE I HEARD THE BOLLOCKS B4!!! LETS SE SOME FIRE AND BRIMSTONE IF U WANT ME TO STOP TAKIN STUFF GOD OLD BOY!

All You Guys Are Just FUckin Stupid. You All have something better to say than the other person when really you all have a fuckin point…..yeah coke is wonderful but i wouldnt do it all day and all night every week of my life!! i got better things to do than a line every Hour….but too coke is also bad for you it can get you into a lot a lot of trouble and you will regret even looking at it so you all can just think for your own fuckin selfs if you think its bad ok its bad….If you think its the best thing in the world think it….but what you all need to stop doing is fighting over dumb shit like oh no GOD is the way to go and blah blah blah or no you need sone coke to live life to the fullest they can both be true but yall are different ppl so do as you wnat and think what you want…and yeah state your opinoin but shit you guys dont need to fuckin fight about it all stupid with your selfs….so just do what you do!!!

P.S. Im Sweets 16 and a female that knows all the shit you can get your self into when you use coke and how great it can be….but i also know what its like to not be on it and still have the time of my life!!!!

man look peoples ive been doin cocaine since i was 12 years old and man that shit feels bangin you cant feel yo damn face once i took 3 lines and my face was up in da clouds and i plan on doin it for tha rest of my life no im not addicted if thats wat u think i only do it everyday only like 1 line but a thik ass line so once i bought a 8 ball and finished it in a week

Reading this one and the Paris Hilton one (I almost wrote Paris Hitler…geez), I seriously wonder if you’re doing nothing but pure thought provoking…?

(When you’re not working on the important stuff we all need and love, that is)

you guys all are so lame talking so much bullshit about cocaine think your all cool and shit i have been there done that cocaine yeah nice drug not worth the crash the,hmmm cocaine high and crash to me is something like drunk sex,its awesome when your wasted and fucking the girl (the high),but then it sucks when you wake up and its a 400 pound gorilla (the crash)

Hi guys! I am thinking of trying coke, but I am scared of getting hooked on that seemingly great shit. can any of you give me some advice?

leave in australia, been on speed 24hours, on bikies 24hours, u name i took it..finaly decided to be serious n study…now i only take drugs once a month…but in big amount.n usually buy 1g of coke and 1g of ketamine for the after hours to calm down… ketamine is my drug!!!!!i luv it…but it fucks ur brain to mutch so u need to becareful on the dosage…

you fucking retards ! especially “George Jung” you fuckin idiot go watch the movie blow a few “HUNDRED” more times goof , and buddy at the top of this list says “i finished an 8 ball in week” your a fuckin loser you must do blow to brag about it or something cause chum anyone with an 8 ball in there hand would have it gone in a night …. maybe 2 ! and seriously you all make me sick for thoses saying you love coke and say your not addicted… uhh stupid you’r supposed to own the drug and your letting it run you. P.S.. i like doin lines… BUT STOP BRAGGIN ABOUT DOING COKE! ITS FUCKING DEGRADDING IT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD HIDE… go tell your grandparents your a coke head see how happy theyl be!
just a point…
Tyson,

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